RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Farley1324]

Fuk yeah.

I have some of these too

[medjen]

RIP, General Schwarzkopf

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...-obit/1795095/

[Orlando1234977]

Ended up taking 2nd in my fantasy league - good for $150 I've already spent about half of it on some new knee sleeves.

2nd place is awful.

[Farley1324]

2nd place is awful.

$150 > $0

Perhaps next season should have money on the line

[Orlando1234977]

$150 > $0

Perhaps next season should have money on the line

Go an even $100/point, payouts weekly and a pot at the end.

[Orlando1234977]

See how that slices Peter.

[Miketoc]

See how that slices Peter.

Your sig, it might be the single worst thing I've ever seen.

HTH.

[theshoupguy]

Fuk yeah.

I have some of these too

Canned veggies just remind me of the strangely-brown stuff back in elementary school that always smelled warm. In a bad way, too.

I'd say I would probably be screwed if it ever came down to some sort of apocalyptic situation where I would be forced to eat canned veggies... But I think I'd be alright with ol Chef Boyardee's ravioli and some Bush's refried beans.

[Farley1324]

Spaghettios with meatballs.

[Miketoc]

You people disgust me. In a post-apocalyptic world I would make Homelifter cook for me.

EDIT: Off to the airport. I will keep everyone posted as to the status of my angus since rapes and muggings are on the rise in Managua.

[theshoupguy]

Spaghettios with meatballs.

Way better than the spaghettios with "franks." I don't know what kind of weird weenies they put in there, but then juice from them throws the flavor of the whole thing off.

But I ain't no weeniejuicologist.

[Dominik]

Round these here parts there is a disproportionate amount of lesbians that drive Subarus than Audis. I'm sure there are a few fur fluffers that drive Audis, but I've yet to meet one.

Actually I thought you were making it up being the funny fcker that you are but it seems there is some truth to it.

All I can say is lesbians clearly like practical vehicles.

[theshoupguy]

And speaking of weenie juice...

[Orlando1234977]

Your sig, it might be the single worst thing I've ever seen.

HTH.

I don't need H, you can't compete with me.

[PowderMonkey]

You can dance

If you want to

[adamdavidson47]

I can't wait to read this, got it from Santy Claws

[ThickAsABrick]

Perhaps next season should have money on the line

yes.

50 bucks per person.

do it.

[medjen]

You people disgust me. In a post-apocalyptic world I would make Homelifter cook for me.

I'll recruit (mr)^2 bill to run the kitchen in my survivalist compound.

Food is important for morale, you know.



Also, why are you going to Nicaragua?

[kvk1]

For the jambalaya.

[Farley1324]

yes.

50 bucks per person.

do it.

If we can get enough people I will. As it is, even though I started recruiting in like May or June, we couldn't fill the roster.

[adamdavidson47]

If we can get enough people I will. As it is, even though I started recruiting in like May or June, we couldn't fill the roster.

I'm in.

Do you guys do a baseball league too?

[Farley1324]

I'm in.

Do you guys do a baseball league too?

I don't have anything to do with baseball, and I don't recall hearing anything about any fantasy sports beyond Football

[VoxExMachina]

I'm in.

Do you guys do a baseball league too?

Are seriously proposing that the Rant be taken up with Dungeons & Baseball talk from April to October?

G T F O

[adamdavidson47]

Are seriously proposing that the Rant be taken up with Dungeons & Baseball talk from April to October?

G T F O

LOL. Baseball isn't a topic of choice in the rant?

[Joe2DovesGiotto]

Food is important for morale, you know.

It's Chili weather ... and from the kitchen:

First, we get some ingredients: dried Ancho chilies, cumin, coriander, garden veg, pounds of chuck roast

Toast then grind the spices, make a paste, brown the beef, simmer it all w/ love, and finish w/ the secret weapon: Masa Harina

[Joe2DovesGiotto]

... and serve.

[theshoupguy]

Of course Damda chimichangason would want rant participation in fantasy pitching and catching.

[adamdavidson47]

Of course Damda chimichangason would want rant participation in fantasy pitching and catching.

I'm more interested in pitching. Catching isn't my thing.

[kvk1]

[Lencho]

Lol, there's a C & H strip for all of life's situations.

Hang in there, brah!