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06-24-2008, 09:40 PM #1
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I'm a personal trainer at 24hr and I train this cute lil thing with some big ol' titties.
Well...when girls are pushing hard they don't grunt like men do, they kinda let out a moan of sorts..almost like they were getting ****ed.
Add her moaning+gym shorts+no boxers+bewbies=me bending over with legs as far apart as they can trying to play off being turned on by her moaning.
I'd so **** the **** outta this girl too.**Voted Misc's Quickest Whip**
I put clever quotes in my sig to make me appear more intellectual than I actually am
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06-24-2008, 09:49 PM #11
Indeed...
I always get one in Math class, without failure. That's probably because one of the girls with the nicest asses in the school sits in front of me, and wears a thong every day, that plus a girl with extremely nice legs sits across from me, (tables are in a U with 2 layers) and always wears a skirt.
So this one day I'm just sittin there looking at the board while passing quick glances up the chicks skirt, or at the girl with the nice asses thong that was sticking out, and I'm starting to feel the snake grow, I'm like "Oh ****," so I tuck that **** in my wasteband, which usually works.
No joke about 3 seconds after said adjustment the teacher is like "Oh hay, get up here and solve this math problem." So, thinking my boner's tucked away nicely, I get up and I have this massive bulge where my penor is stuck up in the wasteband. I pretended to drop my pencil, in a very awkward fashion, pick it up, while simultaneously adjusting my junk. I stand up again, and note that the head of my penor is extremely visible at this point in time on my pantleg. "****" so I walk parallel with the board, basically like a shuffle, and solve the math problem. I get up there and the teacher is like "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and everyone immediately looks at my dick. Of course I look over at the two hot chicks and make awkward eye contact making it even more weird for me, and them.
A little part of me died that day.Current stats:
Bench: 230
Squat: 330
Dead: 380
Clean: 175
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06-24-2008, 09:49 PM #12
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06-24-2008, 09:52 PM #16
there was this one girl i flirted with a lot in bio class sophmore yr. the final was pretty short so we had 45 min afterwards cause everyone finished early. i was talkin to her and i started playing footsie with her.
foot fetish+ nice feet+footsie= boner.
and back in the day i used to wear gym shorts all the time which as many of u know aren't good for hiding boners. i had to turn and hide it under the desk until i got control of myself"Well I Mean Milk Is Juice From A Cow Right?"
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06-24-2008, 10:06 PM #29
a combo of both. i've gotten less and less each year. but my freshman yr when my hormones were still in 5th gear i popped at the very least 2 every day. some days i would pop one every single period. every computer class i'd get one cause this really hot blonde sat next to me and this other short girl with double d tits sat across from me and she had these really sexy glasses.
"Well I Mean Milk Is Juice From A Cow Right?"
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06-24-2008, 10:09 PM #30
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o god, about 2 minutes before the bells about to ring in alg 2 the girl infront of me bends over(wearing a skirt and pretty much gave me a full view of her va ja ja), immedialty pop one and right when that happens the bell rings. flipped my penor up without any people seeing through my pocket(was wearing basketball shorts) very close call.
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