Protein farts

[lightsarefallin]

So if you're having those strong hydrogen sulfide smelling farts(rotten eggs for the layman), is it caused by:

A. A result of an EXCESS in protein
B. An elevated albeit correct amount of protein

I've heard both. I'm wondering which is the correct answer.

Thank you.

Silent hot farts are fun for pissing people off but they get annoying when the entire house smells like a sewage treatmant plant come 6pm.

[Trout_T]

So if you're having those strong hydrogen sulfide smelling farts(rotten eggs for the layman), is it caused by:

A. A result of an EXCESS in protein
B. An elevated albeit correct amount of protein

I've heard both. I'm wondering which is the correct answer.

Thank you.

Silent hot farts are fun for pissing people off but they get annoying when the entire house smells like a sewage treatmant plant come 6pm.

Regardless of what it is my girlfriend claims that I put her life in danger every time I fart because of how bad protein shakes make em smell hahaha. Last night was a classic. Even I about threw up.. sheesh felt bad for her.

[ALLUCANEATRIBS]

for me its the quality of protein, all soy, rice protein, that concentrated egg protein stuff, whey CONCENTRATE, & low grade cuts of beef all cause intestinal discomfort and nasty gas. not much else does though & ive taken in 250g a day in the past when i was 40lbs lighter with no problems.

[lightsarefallin]

Maybe this could be a "post your best protein fart story" thread.

I was sitting in my friends car, he was driving. I let go a deadly SBD. He started gagging, swearing at me, and tearing up. He had to open the window and pull the car over because he was about to throw up. It was pretty rewarding to know that something that came out of my body could make someone react so violently. My father is about ready to kick me out of the house as well. It would appear that the thickness of these farts exceeds the thickness of the air around it, so they have the distinguished ability to linger in the air for long periods of time after the original fart happened. They also are able to travel long distances being able to infect someone in the living room from my bedroom.

[ALLUCANEATRIBS]

Maybe this could be a "post your best protein fart story" thread.

I was sitting in my friends car, he was driving. I let go a deadly SBD. He started gagging, swearing at me, and tearing up. He had to open the window and pull the car over because he was about to throw up. It was pretty rewarding to know that something that came out of my body could make someone react so violently. My father is about ready to kick me out of the house as well. It would appear that the thickness of these farts exceeds the thickness of the air around it, so they have the distinguished ability to linger in the air for long periods of time after the original fart happened. They also are able to travel long distances being able to infect someone in the living room from my bedroom.

consult a physician

[Trout_T]

consult a physician

hahahahahah

[jamie0486]

Hahaha I must confess I am also guilty of this.
My parents curse the protein powder that I take, blaming it for the ridiculous stench, claiming it is not "normal" lol

[lightsarefallin]

A lot of people seem to demonize supplements due to a lack of knowledge.

My farts haven't been as bad lately, although I did dutch oven my girlfriend last night with a real stanky number.

[PJRolls]

My farts stink SOOOO bad that I can't help but sniff them every time.
I gag, but... i... must... smell...them...

[Goody_Shop]

Maybe this could be a "post your best protein fart story" thread.

I was sitting in my friends car, he was driving. I let go a deadly SBD. He started gagging, swearing at me, and tearing up. He had to open the window and pull the car over because he was about to throw up. It was pretty rewarding to know that something that came out of my body could make someone react so violently. My father is about ready to kick me out of the house as well. It would appear that the thickness of these farts exceeds the thickness of the air around it, so they have the distinguished ability to linger in the air for long periods of time after the original fart happened. They also are able to travel long distances being able to infect someone in the living room from my bedroom.

cool story.... mine also smell super toxic at times as well

[lightsarefallin]

It's almost inhumane isn't it? Smells like a chemical leak.

A fart that would eat the stitching out of levi's.

[PWOGasMan]

I bottle my farts like a fine wine

[bbavender]

I bottle my farts like a fine wine

Better with age?

[flinkpoyd01]

About the only pro of having sleep apnea is that my protein enhanced bombs whilst lying in bed are unsmellable to me due to my cpap being some feet over away from me with a t shirt thrown over it. So they never bother me when they seem to be at their worst, right before bed. I am sure to trap them under the covers for my wife though. I lol nightly.

[samcanadian]

Anyone ever rip whilst lying in bed and then lift and drop the sheets rapidly so that they force the fart towards your face in a kind of toxic wave?

[flinkpoyd01]

Anyone ever rip whilst lying in bed and then lift and drop the sheets rapidly so that they force the fart towards your face in a kind of toxic wave?

it's as much a part of my nightly routine as turning out the light.

[Chuck2600]

Best part about lifting.

Anyone ever rip whilst lying in bed and then lift and drop the sheets rapidly so that they force the fart towards your face in a kind of toxic wave?

Sometimes I fart in my hand and bring it to my nose like in Orgasmo

[kingof_queens]

I haven't laughed this hard for a long time, thanks guys.

[PWOGasMan]

You would think you're in the Teen Section XD

[AgentSquish]

I got a buddy who doesn't lift or anything, but he always seems to fart a ton! Long loud ones that sound like he's tearing a hole in his anus everytime. It bugs me too because its always a competition between me and him to see who can fart the most.

[kingof_queens]

You would think you're in the Teen Section XD

Strong username to topic ratio.

[PJMunh]

I had to remove eggs from my diet so that my roommates wouldnt kick me out. Srs.

[lightsarefallin]

Anyone ever rip whilst lying in bed and then lift and drop the sheets rapidly so that they force the fart towards your face in a kind of toxic wave?

All the time. People secretly love smelling farts.

Anyone ever rip, pants down sitting on a wooden chair? As a child I made a tape full, named the tape "nasty farts." I showed my girlfriend, she told me she's thankful she never met me as a kid. Some of those farts were epic.

[lightsarefallin]

Definitely a proud moment in any man's life.

I just ripped one now. Man, it stinks. And it's 6:20pm. RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

[Trout_T]

Haha this is great.

Actually one of my favorites is when i'm playing pick up ball, and I rip one, and we have to move to the next court cause it smells so bad.

[Trout_T]

personally there are times when i just enjoy sitting next to some hot girl on the train and just start farting unlimited let them ride, one girl ran for dear life and almost knocked over some elderly women and she ran to the next cart. i was so proud of myself that day

That takes a real man.. I never have enough balls to do something like that

[lightsarefallin]

Great fart stories. Sulpher farts are the best.

[netw0rk]

My girlfriend works odd hours and doesnt get home til most people are heading to work, she walked in our room the other day and ran right to the window to open them up and said (days later) the sheets still smell like my ass. LOL

[ChaseTheDream]

I've gone through a few boxers that honestly had to be thrown away. I could not risk them not only being permanately stained with whatever comes out of my ass, but also im afraid it would infect the rest of my laundry it comes into contact with.
Oh, and I almost forgot. Does anybody get the worst mud butt ever from this high protein? Oh my god, its like the turd won't come out of my ass all the way. I find myself wiping 7+ times with this dorm room tp.

[lightsarefallin]

No mud butt here, bro.

I'm off to bed and will be dutch ovening myself all night.