What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[Richy P]

Rammstein at madison square garden last year the cheapest ticket I could find was $745 the cheapest seats sold out in hours.. and so I missed them

Saw them live at Wembley Arena (London, England) one of, if not the best gig I've been to - No one does Pyro like Rammstein!

[Wtuttle]

The Killers. They're great, but shiiiit.... Not on a resident's salary!

[firely]

Naaaw, Brandon Flowers is up there with Chris Martin as most annoying male vocals to hear.

Jimmies rustled by any proponent of the "curvy is beautiful" mantra. Serious excuse for women with high bf% to feel better about their 'wobbly bits'. Also, the reflected attack on skinny women. Half these people clearly don't understand body types, and how ectomorph women have no fukking choice but to be straight up/straight down and will NEVER have curves. The true hourglass shape is rarer than the random skinny chick. Hence why fashion designers make couture pieces to fit skinny frames which will only have height as a variable rather than tailored to a specific hourglass shape of 38-24-38 which involves finding a very specific model. The image of perfection that saturates advertising and media is not just about weight but also facial aesthetics too. 'Real' women models still have perfect faces!

[justme7]

Two of my jimmy rustlers:
1. People who walk 490455321904 abreast on a sidewalk/shopping aisle and don't make room for the one person walking in the opposite direction. Rude.
2. Pubes. Grossed out when friends use my showers or toilets, and I find their pubes in the shower, on the toilet seat, on the floor around the toilet/showers, etc. Grosses me out to see it in a public facility and all the more in my house where I have to clean it up. :-/

[penny0527]

Two of my jimmy rustlers:
1. People who walk 490455321904 abreast on a sidewalk/shopping aisle and don't make room for the one person walking in the opposite direction. Rude.
2. Pubes. Grossed out when friends use my showers or toilets, and I find their pubes in the shower, on the toilet seat, on the floor around the toilet/showers, etc. Grosses me out to see it in a public facility and all the more in my house where I have to clean it up. :-/

What's a pube?

What seriously ticks me off is when you hear your favorite song as a kid.....on the oldies channel.

[dsm246]

The people who spread the contents of their entire gym bag across the benches in the gym locker room and then leave for an extended period of time. All I want to do and sit down to tie my shoes and there is nowhere to sit, yet no person in sight whom you can even ask to move their stuff (and I really don't wanna touch it myself). This drives me absolutely crazy and it seems to happen all the time. I keep wondering if the people who do this failed kindergarden or something because they really don't seem to understand the concept of sharing.

[EliteBrah]

this girl i use to know... omg so shady
20 yr old never again. maturity not even once

[justme7]

What's a pube?

notsheriffsrs or if you're being coy akin to "i'm 12, and what is this?" but just in case, pubes are genital hair. i'm thinking you're just pullin my leg, but i didn't want to leave you hanging in case you weren't.

[Squatticus]

The people who spread the contents of their entire gym bag across the benches in the gym locker room and then leave for an extended period of time. All I want to do and sit down to tie my shoes and there is nowhere to sit, yet no person in sight whom you can even ask to move their stuff (and I really don't wanna touch it myself). This drives me absolutely crazy and it seems to happen all the time. I keep wondering if the people who do this failed kindergarden or something because they really don't seem to understand the concept of sharing.

i do this every workout. brb taking out all my gear and leaving it in the rack/on the bench so people know im just that badass.

[Musc1eBound]

My roommates cat. Although it loves me to death, it doesn't understand the difference between me wearing shorts/pants and being in my aesthetic underwear. So when it wants me to pet it, it claws it's way up my bare thighs.

[NotBigEnough206]

getting woken up by baby at1 am, 2 am and at 4 am when I have to be at work at 6 am

yeah jimmies rustled

almost threw the little fuker out the window, screaming on top of his lungs, not hungry, no tears jus screaming like a possesed demon, WTF man. Feel like moving out of the house till he grows up and knows to shut up when told.

[NotBigEnough206]

How about...muscle is more dense than fat?


I feel like half the people who say "muscle weighs more than fat" are trying to rationalize fat gains.
It's all about having inches in the right places (:

chit girl I got the inches you need, more then you can handle =)

[NotBigEnough206]

My roommates cat. Although it loves me to death, it doesn't understand the difference between me wearing shorts/pants and being in my aesthetic underwear. So when it wants me to pet it, it claws it's way up my bare thighs.

fuk that brah, grab by its tail, pull up on it, open window, throw out of window

reminds me of a story my grandpa told me when he was a kid and traveling by train, late 40s, old man sitting in train cab smoking a pipe, some lady walks in with poodle, and tells him, my dog doesnt like smoke, put it out, old man looks at her and lights another pipe. Few mins later, woman stands up, opens window, grabs pipe and throws it out the window, old man gets up, grabs little poodle and throws it out the window lol.

[taiga1]

Naaaw, Brandon Flowers is up there with Chris Martin as most annoying male vocals to hear.

Jimmies rustled by any proponent of the "curvy is beautiful" mantra. Serious excuse for women with high bf% to feel better about their 'wobbly bits'. Also, the reflected attack on skinny women. Half these people clearly don't understand body types, and how ectomorph women have no fukking choice but to be straight up/straight down and will NEVER have curves. The true hourglass shape is rarer than the random skinny chick. Hence why fashion designers make couture pieces to fit skinny frames which will only have height as a variable rather than tailored to a specific hourglass shape of 38-24-38 which involves finding a very specific model. The image of perfection that saturates advertising and media is not just about weight but also facial aesthetics too. 'Real' women models still have perfect faces!

I don't completely agree with this statement. I'm an ectomorph...was a 'skinny fat' before I started weight training. Lifting has definitely helped me add some curves. No, I'll never have a 'true' hourglass figure, but I've been able to make some improvements. Kinda agree with the rest of your post...but, I think women are beautiful in lots of shapes and sizes...and you CAN be healthy at lots of different shapes and sizes.

[whatevergirl]

.....when you have to work, a few days after Xmas. Like I do today.

I'm a consultant now, work from home...and get paid differently than I used to, when I was an employee of a firm. Has its pluses and minuses I guess. But, will get a few days off next week.

I shouldn't complain. I know a few peeps who had to work ON Christmas.

Hope everyone had a nice holiday!

[DaniGrrl]

I second the motion. I would also like to submit an addendum for similar action on the word "toned."

Yes, "toned" can be happily done away with as well. While we are at it, we might as well throw in "long and lean muscle." WTF does that even mean?

How about...muscle is more dense than fat?


I feel like half the people who say "muscle weighs more than fat" are trying to rationalize fat gains.
It's all about having inches in the right places (:

I think sometimes it's both things. I have to think what some people mean when they say "muscle weighs more than fat" is that 1 pound of muscle is denser/smaller than fat and if you have muscle, you might weigh more but be smaller than someone else. But then just say that!!!!

The other thing that happens is some random person starts working out. In a week or two, they weigh themselves and the scale has gone up. They go complain to more random people and those random people tell them they gained muscle because "muscle weighs more than fat" and not to worry about the gain. Hell, I was one of those people at one time! I realize it's that most people don't have the knowledge to know what is really happening causing the gain. But there is still the possibility that the random person who started working out thought they can now eat more because, hey, they now work out!!!

Either way, the phrase is still irritating as hell. And if only it were that easy to gain muscle!!!

[DaniGrrl]

The Killers. They're great, but shiiiit.... Not on a resident's salary!

No way!!!!! I think they are great, too...but $225? They haven't been around long enough to justify that kind of ticket pricing.

[penny0527]

Yes, "toned" can be happily done away with as well. While we are at it, we might as well throw in "long and lean muscle." WTF does that even mean?

A former temp told me she didn't want to lift weights because she wanted long and lean muscles. Muscle is muscle.

[Big_Sky_Guy]

A former temp told me she didn't want to lift weights because she wanted long and lean muscles. Muscle is muscle.

Yes, we don't want any of those short and fat muscles around here! Don't want to mess up the aesthetics...



Rustled at 4:45 AM when the 16 YO, and his buddies that were having an all-night gaming fest, decided to grind coffee beans (he was trying to be nice and make coffee for us) and then drank all but a 1/2 a cup.

At least he tried!

[mslman71]

Whatever happened to the 1st thread? Did it get trolled and closed down? If so, I hope the troll responsible contracts terminal crotch itch and dies.

So since complaining is my favorite hobby, and these days I feel like I have a lot of stuff to complain about, let's restart a thread where we can complain freely.

So I'll get this going with the last thing that rustled my jimmies.
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Chickens. They take themselves so seriously. Look at this guy. He's just eyeballing us as if he if knows something the rest of us don't. Pisses me off.

[Richy P]

Overheard a conversation between a gym regular and new girl in the free weights section - yeh you read that right. The reason she stopped using the stair machine is because her legs were getting too big.

Also, I've got a flat stomach, how do I get abs, should I do ab exercises?

On another note, what's with this new craze that's hitting the gym where people (mostly women) put big elastic bang type material round their ankles, and proceed to walk round like they've shat themselves?

[Squatticus]

when women say something and think you cant hear it...then giggle like 12 year olds when you walk by

[sy2502]

Dealing with an alcoholic family member over the holidays. That rustles my jimmies. Like A LOT.

[Keltron]

When you have to tell people EVERY 30 FUKKING SECONDS to keep their voices down in your apartment late at night because the walls are thin and your neighbors work early.

[sy2502]

When you have to tell people EVERY 30 FUKKING SECONDS to keep their voices down in your apartment late at night because the walls are thin and your neighbors work early.

Dude, keep your voice down!

[Botika]

when women say something and think you cant hear it...then giggle like 12 year olds when you walk by

Now I want to know what they said....

[Ascendedlife]

Now I want to know what they said....

Probably wondering if hed give them glute pics.

[Botika]

Probably wondering if hed give them glute pics.

Just kidding squatticus!!!

[Squatticus]

Now I want to know what they said....

Probably wondering if hed give them glute pics.

Just kidding squatticus!!!

they were laughing at my glutes...she said i needed to get implants...feelsbadman

[Wtuttle]

Dealing with an alcoholic family member over the holidays. That rustles my jimmies. Like A LOT.

Me too. Rustled jimmies doesn't even come close.