WANT TO LOG THE NEW N.O.-XPLODE 2.0 FLAVOR??? GREEN APPLE!! 15 people needed, GTFIH!!

[jeezyreezy]

Here is my poem:

N.O.-Xplode be my friend
Make me big and strong in the end

Buy Green Apple to include in your stack
It’s so popular pre-training, you’ll be doin’ jumpin’ jacks

The gym is waiting no need for complaining
Extreme strength needs no explaining

BSN has the igniter for you or a fighter
N.O.-Xplode makes it all feel lighter

Even if you’re new or even if you’re advanced
Green Apple flavor will have you entranced

Do not show me the apple bottom
For the end of the tub I cannot fathom

[arieldavis]

Green Apple = nomzy, nomzy,

Shaker = legit

Shirt = sexy as muthaFing hell.

Promo = funny as ****.

in for funny poems!

[Radio89]

This would be so sweet, especially since the results will come out on my bday. Too bad im still doing a sponsored log. Matz always hooks it up BIG time!

[JasonsGoals]

OH! Hello, as I'm sittin' in my den,
Found an awesome promo, put on from BSN!

Lookin outside- its pouring- its raining,
The product listed here I could take PRE-TRAINING!

Guess I cant get out side to get the lawn mowed,
Gonna enter in a promo to get me some NO XPLODE!

Here we go- gotta put down my snapple,
OH yeaaaa the flavors GREEN APPLE!!!!

Gonna take this before I workout- cuz Im a fighter
Hey it'll work- its a performance IGNITER!

Ill go the extra distance, that extra length,
To hit the gym hard and gain some more STRENGTH!

Ill be a monster in the gym, I wont be mean,
This new formula I've heard is pretty dam EXTREME!

I need something new, something more ADVANCED,
no xplode 2.0 is a kick in the pants!


Hahaha.
( p.s. I do meet the requirements as listed)

[UTSoccerbro]

Time to rhyme.

BSN drops Promo's like Welker on a fade route
Green Apple drink makes us all want to work out
Give me pure strength from that BSN xplosion
Number one? Said and done. Advanced Strength N.O., son.
Pre-training time and I'm craving me some pumps
No gas station I'm talking igniter, chumps
extreme drink strength, only BSN's got 'em
There's a lil' bit left in my shaker... Apple bottom ;D.

I don't meet the post count criteria, I meet everything else :/. I love Pre's, lol, so I thought I'd try anyways. It's all good.

[bmontgomery87]

BRB fapping to shirt.

seriously, that is a sick azz shirt.
most companies have shirts that are average to say the least, i would wear that shirt on a regular basis.

[LiftToLive19]

If I wasn't already about to be running another log, I would definitely be in on this. I've tried NO Xplode 2.0 before, definitely a solid pre-workout!

[TheMatzah]

some great entries so far!


Keep in mind, you've got till Friday night to hit the 200 post requirement...get busy!


lols @ drops Promo's like Welker on a fade route

GIANTS 4 life



thanks!

[ProWrestleFan]

BRB fapping to shirt.

seriously, that is a sick azz shirt.
most companies have shirts that are average to say the least, i would wear that shirt on a regular basis.

I rock mine all the time!

[TheMatzah]

I rock mine all the time!

ditto but no fap to it

[Zohairm]

ditto but no fap to it

my offer still stands ill assasinate tom brady for a shirt matz lol

[TheMatzah]

my offer still stands ill assasinate tom brady for a shirt matz lol

no thank you..

i'm a lover, not a fighter..

bring me gisele..

[Zohairm]

no thank you..

i'm a lover, not a fighter..

bring me gisele..

haha i can do that for u my friend but that will cost u a red team bsn shirt, a no xplode 2.0 shirt, and a bsn gym bag!
lol the art of bartering

[P1noy]

i like shirts!

[bmontgomery87]

BSN drops Promo's like Welker on a fade route
.

well played, sir.

[darren.dugan]

Those are way too many required words for a haiku.

[Jeph77]

ok im willing to destroy villages for this pop so here we go.




As i sit here looking for an opportunity to advance my life
i dream of strength and beautiful apple bottoms

I wonder how an extreme igniter could help..
No Xplode green apple pre training ignitor needs no explanation
just iron

Oh BSN how you spoil thee
I wonder could i get a tee ?

LOL no joke best i could do this took me awhile cmon bsnnnnnnnnn

[darren.dugan]

Since strength is my one and only goal,
I sure could use some N.O. Xplode.

Green apple is the flavor I prefer,
But anything else, I would not defer.

This would be the igniter of my lifts,
BSN should grant me this gift.

I should also be given extreme apparel,
Advanced in size, or BSN risks peril.

Finally, I hope it won’t be like other pre-training products I enjoy,
That taste so good, but my apple bottom, they do destroy.

btw Matzah, I'm doing a month long test booster log starting Monday for Gamma-O, so if I end up in the running to win one of these, I'll make sure I talk to the Fug and you and see what my logging options are. If I can't do this log as a result, I guess someone else will get some NO Xplode.

[TheMatzah]

*bump for more apps*


Will thee post anymore splendid apps?
For thou tis a shame if no more are presented...


To the world you are someone, but to someone your the world


lol shakespearian talk..

[gailh]

nice promo

[TheMatzah]

nice promo

Thank you

[Kyanangelo]

Friendly bump for MOAR poetic APPS! Get on it peeps!

[therockap1]

Haven't done a poem since Junior year in High School, poetry was never a strong subject. Haha

Here it goes:


ODE TO GISELLE

Your husband is Tom Brady,
Your such a lady,

He shoulda used *N.O. Xplode,
But he was on de-load,

Cursing is not your *strength,
But you do have length,

You kinda have an ***apple bottom,
Oh, I love autumn,

No he cannot catch and throw,
You are not the show,

Now I'm back to the promo,
My poem's lame-o,

An epic *pre-training *igniter,
For *extreme fighters,

Wanna be sippin' on *green apple,
Better than snapple???

Two point zero is *advanced,
*BSN give me a chance!


I am over age of 18
Live in the US
No medical issues
Have 200+ posts
Will be able to log this 5-6 days a week
*Used the word apple bottom, and got all the required words in

I just did a review on the samples I got of 2.0 from the samples thread. Here is the link:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post828363881

Good luck to all the apps, this was a fun promo, had to think way to early in the AM. My poem sucks but I gave it my best!

[LoveMyInk]

Here is my poem:

N.O.-Xplode be my friend
Make me big and strong in the end

Buy Green Apple to include in your stack
It’s so popular pre-training, you’ll be doin’ jumpin’ jacks

The gym is waiting no need for complaining
Extreme strength needs no explaining

BSN has the igniter for you or a fighter
N.O.-Xplode makes it all feel lighter

Even if you’re new or even if you’re advanced
Green Apple flavor will have you entranced

Do not show me the apple bottom
For the end of the tub I cannot fathom

this one should win

[TheMatzah]

this one should win

this gif is cool, i lol'd

[jeezyreezy]

this one should win

this gif is cool, i lol'd

I do what I can to bring the lolz

[drooks10]

"The Legend in the Gym"

There once was a bodybuilder
Nicknamed, “BSN”
If muscles were a crime
He’d be living in sin.

His training was so advanced
And his focus was always there
You could see it in his eyes
And their icy-cold stare

People wanted his secret
They just had to know
Little did they realize
It was his NO-Xplode

His pre-training ritual
Was always on point
Sipping on his hulk juice
Like a hippie rolls a joint

What did this drink do
It must be extreme
He gains strength each day
Or at least so it seems

This dude was on another level
For the weak bros all around
It’s like he was the igniter
While they smolder on the ground

I talked to him once
And he mentioned green apple
I’ve eaten so many
More than I can tackle

But that wasn’t his secret
It has to be the juice
I need to get it from him
And turn myself loose

I hear he has a friend
TheMatzah is his name
I need to ask him
To get me in the game…..

[EndoX]

no thank you..

i'm a lover, not a fighter..

bring me gisele..

no thank you,I like to wear the pants in my relationship

[TheMatzah]

no thank you,I like to wear the pants in my relationship

lols yeah she's a feisty one, showed her true colors after the game {grrrrrr} lolz

[EndoX]

lols yeah she's a feisty one, showed her true colors after the game {grrrrrr} lolz

it was said in private but still,there is also the email she sent out to friends earlier in the week(again supposed be private lol)


for now,I think Im going to down some green apple hyperFX in a little!!!