OT: Mind is blown and I feel weak as *@@#

[TTimmerman]

No need to brah, I'm a baby back bitch when it comes to approaching girls. If anything seeing all those girls makes me pissed and wanna get huge and shredded.

my only opener i use in the gym is "are you almost done?"

[Unbiasedfan]

No need to brah, I'm a baby back bitch when it comes to approaching girls. If anything seeing all those girls makes me pissed and wanna get huge and shredded.

I've seen guys with the same motivation that stopped seriously working out after they got a girlfriend, namely my training partner for 6 years. I on the other hand lost my last girlfriend because "i liked the gym more than her" lol.

[Ajthemeso]

No need to brah, I'm a baby back bitch when it comes to approaching girls. If anything seeing all those girls makes me pissed and wanna get huge and shredded.

let me tell you a short story that happened back in high school. i was very poor and lazy back then. one day i showed up to school commando style (no underwear) with some huge jeans that didn't fit. there was this guy who always used to pick on me and he was in my gym class. well all day i was pulling up my pants 'cause like i told you they didn't fit. i'm guessing my bully noticed that in gym and decide to pants me about five minutes before gym was over when every one (including me) was by the door to leave. it was in a word: embarrassing. everyone saw everthing from my waist down. it was the most embarrassing moment of my life. there is a saying that once you have ruined your reputation you're free to do what ever you want. from that point on i haven't cared about what people think (to an extent, i.e respect toward others) and shame and embarrassment doesn't exist in my life. once you stop caring about what people think (like i said to an extent, i.e respect toward others) life is so much easier; including talking to girls.

[MaKaiser]

and you'd like to go muff diving for an extended period of time

Fixed

[TTimmerman]

let me tell you a short story that happened back in high school. i was very poor and lazy back then. one day i showed up to school commando style (no underwear) with some huge jeans that didn't fit. there was this guy who always used to pick on me and he was in my gym class. well all day i was pulling up my pants 'cause like i told you they didn't fit. i'm guessing my bully noticed that in gym and decide to pants me about five minutes before gym was over when every one (including me) was by the door to leave. it was in a word: embarrassing. everyone saw everthing from my waist down. it was the most embarrassing moment of my life. there is a saying that once you have ruined your reputation you're free to do what ever you want. from that point on i haven't cared about what people think (to an extent, i.e respect toward others) and shame and embarrassment doesn't exist in my life. once you stop caring about what people think (like i said to an extent, i.e respect toward others) life is so much easier; including talking to girls.

or do like me and don't give a **** about girls and make sure they notice it, it's like an aphrodisiac for them

[MaKaiser]

or do like me and don't give a **** about girls and make sure they notice it, it's like an aphrodisiac for them

No no no. Interrupt her workout and repeatedly talk about yourself. That's the true aphrodisiac.

[TTimmerman]

No no no. Interrupt her workout and repeatedly talk about yourself. That's the true aphrodisiac.

pose your triceps next to her

edit: or show her the guns

[Lvisaa2]

Don't be creepers folks, just get a girl already.

^. Or just go freaking talk to her. After you're both done with your workout; just go talk to her. It isn't like it is hard and if she's not receptive then move on. Just repeatedly staring is weird.

i have no shame lol :P relationships aren't for me anyways; i don't have the patience. the mind games, drama and the bullchit isn't worth it to me.

Date females over the age of 21 and you'll be fine. A few younger girls will be that way, but not many.

let me tell you a short story that happened back in high school. i was very poor and lazy back then. one day i showed up to school commando style (no underwear) with some huge jeans that didn't fit. there was this guy who always used to pick on me and he was in my gym class. well all day i was pulling up my pants 'cause like i told you they didn't fit. i'm guessing my bully noticed that in gym and decide to pants me about five minutes before gym was over when every one (including me) was by the door to leave. it was in a word: embarrassing. everyone saw everthing from my waist down. it was the most embarrassing moment of my life. there is a saying that once you have ruined your reputation you're free to do what ever you want. from that point on i haven't cared about what people think (to an extent, i.e respect toward others) and shame and embarrassment doesn't exist in my life. once you stop caring about what people think (like i said to an extent, i.e respect toward others) life is so much easier; including talking to girls.

And a new copy/paste was born.

[RoroCwalker]

If the girl can't name all the Mr.Olympias throughout history including their years, why even bother approaching her?

[Ajthemeso]

And a new copy/paste was born.

:P lol. i hope they give credit to me. it's a true story. srs

[SammyJr]

or do like me and don't give a **** about girls and make sure they notice it, it's like an aphrodisiac for them

i've tried this before, i don't think it works with me lol.

I've seen guys with the same motivation that stopped seriously working out after they got a girlfriend, namely my training partner for 6 years. I on the other hand lost my last girlfriend because "i liked the gym more than her" lol.

i've heard stories like that before. i would never quit going to the gym or even go less for any girl

let me tell you a short story that happened back in high school. i was very poor and lazy back then. one day i showed up to school commando style (no underwear) with some huge jeans that didn't fit. there was this guy who always used to pick on me and he was in my gym class. well all day i was pulling up my pants 'cause like i told you they didn't fit. i'm guessing my bully noticed that in gym and decide to pants me about five minutes before gym was over when every one (including me) was by the door to leave. it was in a word: embarrassing. everyone saw everthing from my waist down. it was the most embarrassing moment of my life. there is a saying that once you have ruined your reputation you're free to do what ever you want. from that point on i haven't cared about what people think (to an extent, i.e respect toward others) and shame and embarrassment doesn't exist in my life. once you stop caring about what people think (like i said to an extent, i.e respect toward others) life is so much easier; including talking to girls.

damn brah..when will it be mine turn to stop caring what ppl think..

Fixed

lolol. true

If the girl can't name all the Mr.Olympias throughout history including their years, why even bother approaching her?

you have a point there.. the dealbreaker for me is if she believes wheeler deserved the 1993 O or not

[Lvisaa2]

:P lol. i hope they give credit to me. it's a true story. srs

When I first started reading it, I thought you were gonna say he pantsed you and everyone saw you were huge and all the bitties wanted you.

[SammyJr]

When I first started reading it, I thought you were gonna say he pantsed you and everyone saw you were huge and all the bitties wanted you.

this lol. i thought it was gonna be a copy pasta and involve broastcasters

[masthead716]

:P lol. i hope they give credit to me. it's a true story. srs

During an outdoor basketball game in high school I was hanging on the rim trying to look cool for this group of girls watching. We were playing shirts and skins (I was on the skins team trying to strut). While hanging on the rim one of my friends grabbed my mesh shorts and boxers and pulled them not only down to my ankles, but clean off over my shoes. So I'm hanging there essentially bare ass besides my shoes, and I'll never forget the feeling of the cold breeze hitting my sweaty shlong and looking down as it retracted like a scared turtle head into it's shell.

[Unbiasedfan]

When I first started reading it, I thought you were gonna say he pantsed you and everyone saw you were huge and all the bitties wanted you.

Ahah this. Would rep u if i could aj.

[Ikatsu]

No need to brah, I'm a baby back bitch when it comes to approaching girls. If anything seeing all those girls makes me pissed and wanna get huge and shredded.

ifeelyoubrah

[SammyJr]

During an outdoor basketball game in high school I was hanging on the rim trying to look cool for this group of girls watching. We were playing shirts and skins (I was on the skins team trying to strut). While hanging on the rim one of my friends grabbed my mesh shorts and boxers and pulled them not only down to my ankles, but clean off over my shoes. So I'm hanging there essentially bare ass besides my shoes, and I'll never forget the feeling of the cold breeze hitting my sweaty shlong and looking down as it retracted like a scared turtle head into it's shell.

lololol then what happened?

ifeelyoubrah

feelsbatman

[Groggery]

Now i'm getting confused if y'all are serious or not. Better not be.

[Unbiasedfan]

feelsbatman

I honestly think you are underestimating yourself sammy. At least in my country i think you would get plenty of attention based on your pic

[SammyJr]

I honestly think you are underestimating yourself sammy. At least in my country i think you would get plenty of attention based on your pic

i guess i just need to approach and talk to them first lol.

[kentpaul]

my only opener i use in the gym is "are you almost done?"

you gave up on the 'dont worry about wiping the seat' line then?

[Unbiasedfan]

i guess i just need to approach and talk to them first lol.

Not many can afford to just wait for them to come to us, like tim ahah

[___]

No need to brah, I'm a baby back bitch when it comes to approaching girls. If anything seeing all those girls makes me pissed and wanna get huge and shredded.

lol at getting huge and shredded to get the girls attention...

by the way.. this is this girl husband





lol

[MaKaiser]

i guess i just need to approach and talk to them first lol.

Heres a full proof plan Sammy.
Works every time. (For getting your jam roll anyway)

1) Get in good shape. You got that covered.
2) Be at least half good looking
3) Dress well in clothes that accentuate your physique.
4) Go to club.
5) Approach a group of drunk chicks.


Job done.

[SammyJr]

Not many can afford to just wait for them to come to us, like tim ahah

yep :/. what's your country btw?

lol at getting huge and shredded to get the girls attention...

by the way.. this is this girl husband
[img]http://www.mvhp.com.br/belo5.jpg[/mg]
[img]http://www.sitedosfamosos.com.br/wp-content/uploads/Belo-3.jpg[/ig]


[img]http://colunas.imirante.com/platb/files/2256/20105/30.jpg[/ig]
lol

[RoroCwalker]

^^^

[kentpaul]

he is probably a catcher

[Ikatsu]

Ignoring them completely does work. It's always been my method. Then when we talk I say the most upfront outlandish *@&# and they love it. I remember one time I started talking to this girl over texts about sex and she's getting all defensive like she doesn't wanna talk about it so I'm like wut are u a virgin?!?! what's wrong with talking about sex? instantly does a 180 and says she's only ever had sex with one other dude. So I act all enthusiastic about how she's new to sex and tell her we should be (*@# buddies and she somehow bought it. Pick her up one night at 3AM and drive to nearby parking lot, get er done then drop her off. She's all awkward getting out of the car so I'm like "don't worry, we're **** buddies no need to kiss me goodbye." Girls are messed they just need a dude to tell them what to do lol.

[Ajthemeso]

lol at getting huge and shredded to get the girls attention...

by the way.. this is this girl husband
[img]http://www.mvhp.com.br/belo5.jpg[/img
[img]http://www.sitedosfamosos.com.br/wp-content/uploads/Belo-3.jpg[/img


[img]http://colunas.imirante.com/platb/files/2256/2012/05/30.jpg[/img
lol

[Big Slim DaDDy]

Guy spotting her squats must have been concealing the most massive triumphant boner.