getting a massage..homo?

**SuppFiend** · 07-13-2009, 06:54 AM

you think its homo to go and get a massage? because i won a gift card for a free massage but im not sure if im gonna use it b.c. knowing my luck ill show up and there will be some big hairy dude like "ok time to rub you down!" or some homo s*t like that...so what would you do teen misc'ers...

..and would you workout before or after the massage?

**WinterWolf** · 07-13-2009, 06:55 AM

I'd do it after.

Btw stop being a ***got and do it.

**MAC-10** · 07-13-2009, 06:56 AM

No not homo, not your fault if you get a dude, it would be weird though, do it after a workout, otherwise you'd be too relaxed if you got it before.

**dakaus** · 07-13-2009, 06:57 AM

i'd get a massage from a chick only tho.. who knows where it will go? i just heard a story on the radio the other day about a therapist gettng caught fukkin on the job.

**Andyg37** · 07-13-2009, 06:58 AM

its homo if you get a boner.

stop being a pussy and go get it

**Tinoo** · 07-13-2009, 07:01 AM

I got one on holiday at the pool lol dont care what other people think it was awesome so just get one and its good for you :P

**HooKdOnFoNiX** · 07-13-2009, 07:25 AM

the opposite of home *******

**FinalCountdown** · 07-13-2009, 07:28 AM

If the dude starts complimenting your body and muscles, run.

**iewed** · 07-13-2009, 07:28 AM

Originally Posted by Andyg37

its homo if you get a boner.

stop being a pussy and go get it

Exactly.

**ayekay** · 07-13-2009, 07:39 AM

i got some old lady. i kept on laughing during it because she was breathing heavy and it was weird... she got pissed at me.

**fat_chicks_rock** · 07-13-2009, 08:01 AM

I get heavy deep tissue work from my coach.

Tis awkward when he be elbowing my glutes n ****.

**kaze06** · 07-13-2009, 08:18 AM

My aunt's boyfriend is a professional massuese. When my back was ****ed up and **** he gave me a massage and it felt awesome.

Who gives a ****. You're in a sport where guys stare at other mostly-naked men and compliment their bodies. Some dude giving you medically proven assistance isn't any more homo.

**Thedss** · 07-13-2009, 08:22 AM

haha this reminds me of a story that happened to me like 3 years ago on vacation(srs)...

i got a massage at the hotel we were staying at and i had a boner the whole time and when the lady did the front part of the massage, i came lol she never actually touched the penis though, she got to around the upper leg.. i was pretty embarrased, idk if she knew or not lol

**ayekay** · 07-13-2009, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by Thedss

haha this reminds me of a story that happened to me like 3 years ago on vacation(srs)...

i got a massage at the hotel we were staying at and i had a boner the whole time and when the lady did the front part of the massage, i came lol she never actually touched the penis though, she got to around the upper leg.. i was pretty embarrased, idk if she knew or not lol

what tha phuk?

**PureSantana** · 07-13-2009, 08:26 AM

OP is a fa*got. why the **** would you think its gay to get one.

**Andyg37** · 07-13-2009, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by kaze06

My aunt's boyfriend is a professional massuese. When my back was ****ed up and **** he gave me a massage and it felt awesome.

Who gives a ****. You're in a sport where guys stare at other mostly-naked men and compliment their bodies. Some dude giving you medically proven assistance isn't any more homo.

thats acually very well said, this.

Originally Posted by PureSantana

OP is a fa*got. why the **** would you think its gay to get one.

cash money still a company and bitch im the boss

**FITBIKECO** · 07-13-2009, 08:34 AM

Why would you ask if a massage is homo, your the ***g*t.

**Swoyer** · 07-13-2009, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by PureSantana

OP is a fa*got. why the **** would you think its gay to get one.

**Marcoccia** · 07-13-2009, 08:40 AM

No it's not homo. It's a dude is doing it then it can get a bit weird but if you don't give a fuuk then they can do better jobs than women cause they are stronger.

**StylesOfBeyond** · 07-13-2009, 08:45 AM

you honestly so insecure you think getting a massage is gay? christ. just go get it and enjoy it

**SuppFiend** · 07-13-2009, 10:03 AM

just called to set up my appt. and it turns out they dont even have any guys that work there, gonna hit up a solid back/leg workout and then go get it done

**batmanman** · 07-13-2009, 10:14 AM

this is the reason I don't go and get a massage

**PureSantana** · 07-13-2009, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by Swoyer

dam i used to be sexy,

you weight 167 lbs

u mad?

**d34dlift** · 07-13-2009, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by StylesOfBeyond

you honestly so insecure you think getting a massage is gay? christ. just go get it and enjoy it

This. Strong homophobia.

**user321655667** · 07-13-2009, 10:45 AM

give us an update on how hot the massouse was or if you got a happy ending.

**Uberwaffle** · 07-13-2009, 10:48 AM

Not homo. Massages=feels good man. And didn't you see fat chicks' video where he mentioned massage?

**baddog671** · 07-13-2009, 10:49 AM

I'm pretty sure you can request to not have a guy.

**Swoyer** · 07-13-2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by PureSantana

dam i used to be sexy,

you weight 167 lbs

u mad?

no because im 5 inches shorter, so proportionally, im A LOT bigger

U MAD

**batmanman** · 07-13-2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by baddog671

I'm pretty sure you can request to not have a guy.

depends on the place, i would leave if I couldn't request a girl

**baddog671** · 07-13-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by zachmanman

depends on the place, i would leave if I couldn't request a girl

Same here. But I imagine if you requested to not have a guy they would give you an unattractive or old lady. They probably think your requesting to not have a guy so you are sure to get a hott chick..

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