The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?
The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
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i think i could take around 30. when they start running towards me i'd just knock one kid out. since he's then "out" i'd grab him by the feet and start swinging him around like he's a ****ing hammer *from track and field*
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08-03-2009, 06:11 PM #1
How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?
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08-03-2009, 06:15 PM #4
Dude, you are a five year old ass kicker. You'd lace up the boots and serve it up to these kids. You could take 15 five year olds in a fight. Does it concern you that you would kick the crap out of 15 five year olds? It should!
Put in a bunch of fake info meh/My fitday
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08-03-2009, 06:19 PM #9
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I did not click the link but honestly, I think I can take an unlimited amount.
Atleast until my stamina runs out.
So I'm guessing 100-200.
Not that hard imo to knockout a 5year old kid.I used to have an AVI of my traps and neck. I changed it a while back and tried editing my user title but this website is glitched and it will not let me change it anymore.
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08-03-2009, 06:19 PM #10
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08-03-2009, 06:31 PM #13
lol this is on a lot of forums if you google it. a lot of people make good points. i doubt i can take more than 30.
now that i think of it 30 is a lot. imagine 30 5 year olds charging towards you all at once. that's a lot of little ****ing kids. i wouldn't have time to knock one out and use him as a weapon
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08-03-2009, 07:11 PM #20
my brothers 5...im pretty sure i can take an unlimited amount of them .. theyre like 3 and a half feet tall and i can curl em with one hand...
EDIT: ohhh.. theres a quiz.. brb taking it lol
FCKKKKKK... i signed up for the thing, then came back and saw that i didnt see the "no thanks" button... FML i just signed up to a dating website
anyway i got 28Last edited by Greg_Chepeian; 08-03-2009 at 07:17 PM.
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08-03-2009, 07:13 PM #21
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08-03-2009, 07:28 PM #23
yup i think that's the best thing to do. i siad 30 because i'd get dizzy after awhile and would have to punch out the ones that are left over.
for those of you saying unlimited there's no way lol. you need to eat and sleep and **** how the hell are you gonna take an unlimited amount. i think the max is around 50. there's no ****ing way anyone can take 100+. 100+ kids running at you would be ridiculous. by the time you punch one out there would be 99 surrounding you and jumping on you and biting you and poking your eyes out.
remember, this isn't a real life situation so expect them to have no ****ing mercy
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08-03-2009, 07:38 PM #24
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Well, 5 year olds are tiny! I mean, if I sat on a 5 year old it would literally kill them pretty quickly. A single good punch to the face would be devistating, and any body shots could be organ rupturing. If they came in a line, it would be till I got too exhausted to swing, which would be enough time to kill off an elementary school. If they swarmed at once, it'd be considerably fewer, but what are they going to do? A punch to the balls might slow me down, but when your in a situation like that, you'll push through even a ballsack slam. If they got my eyes, that could be a major factor, but I could still take out many.
If they were smart, which 5 year olds are smart like monkeys, they would do the 300 technique and push like a wall"Whether you think you can or can't, you're probably right." -Henry Ford
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08-04-2009, 03:34 PM #28
34 lol
I got 38 90 year olds to lmao
http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/Hey gideon! Ive been looking at your wall, its pretty frickin sickening bro.
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