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12-01-2006, 07:41 PM
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ever farted while your g/f
was blowing you. Wow what a show stopper!!!!!!
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12-01-2006, 07:44 PM
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wow strong thinking of pre teen stuff at age 39
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12-01-2006, 07:47 PM
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Shut The F Up And Lift.
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ive done that but not while she was blowing me lo we were making out...thank ****ING god it wasnt a protein fart or thatd be the end for sure! 
my bro did that to a chick once and like held her head down under the covers lmfao! or so he said :P
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12-01-2006, 07:49 PM
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no **** almost happened today. My work week ends THur most weeks and so the kids were in school today so the romp was on. I was feeling rather gasy as usual when she started working her way "down there" w/ the kisses and such. no preteen **** here just thought "what if I farted and ti stunk!" i had to excuse myself for a brief moment in the bathroom and let her rip. Then back for mine
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12-01-2006, 07:59 PM
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are you aware **** almost happened today? My work week ends THur most weeks and so the kids were in school today so the romp was on. I was feeling rather gasy as usual when she started working her way "down there" w/ the kisses and such. no preteen **** here just thought "what if I farted and ti stunk!" i had to excuse myself for a brief moment in the bathroom and let her rip. Then back for mine
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12-01-2006, 08:01 PM
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Is a Happy Person
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Coal Man
are you aware **** almost happened today? My work week ends THur most weeks and so the kids were in school today so the romp was on. I was feeling rather gasy as usual when she started working her way "down there" w/ the kisses and such. no preteen **** here just thought "what if I farted and ti stunk!" i had to excuse myself for a brief moment in the bathroom and let her rip. Then back for mine
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And then............Boom Portein Everywhere.................
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12-01-2006, 08:02 PM
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Are you aware that i fart in my gfs face like every day. Most of the time like 10 times a day. I cup the fart in my hand and put it in her face. Its called a gas mask...true story
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12-01-2006, 09:51 PM
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dude.. she's gonna break up with you in about a week.. i know it's relaxing, but hold back!
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12-01-2006, 09:54 PM
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A girl once farted in my room and I made her leave my house.
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12-01-2006, 10:02 PM
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That's nothing, I farted huge one time when my old girlfriend was licking my butt 
She just laughed and kept going. What a women she was
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Last edited by PhoenixBuff; 12-01-2006 at 10:11 PM.
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12-01-2006, 10:08 PM
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ever farted while your gf was licking your anus?
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12-06-2006, 05:36 PM
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So phisticated
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No but I did while I was cumming when we were doing it. It was funny
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12-06-2006, 05:43 PM
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o hai
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I've never done it while getting a BJ but I'll do it when we're laying and watching TV...I'll fart and bring the covers up over our heads and most of my farts are protein farts so you can guess how happy she gets when I do it lol.
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haaaaay
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12-06-2006, 05:45 PM
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So phisticated
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kamis
I've never done it while getting a BJ but I'll do it when we're laying and watching TV...I'll fart and bring the covers up over our heads and most of my farts are protein farts so you can guess how happy she gets when I do it lol.
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I do that when she is sleeping I can wake her from a dead sleep
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12-06-2006, 05:50 PM
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o hai
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bignpisst
I do that when she is sleeping I can wake her from a dead sleep
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Hahahaha I'm gonna try that.
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haaaaay
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12-06-2006, 05:52 PM
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Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
T.S. Quint: [Retches]
Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.
T.S. Quint: If all she did was dump you, you got off light.
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12-06-2006, 05:58 PM
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FUNKY DIRTY SEXY HOUSE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NoWeakness
A girl once farted in my room and I made her leave my house.
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The gilf?
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12-06-2006, 05:58 PM
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mek us a butty ya SLAG
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NoWeakness
A girl once farted in my room and I made her leave my house.
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that doesn't matter dude, you're the biggest guy in kingston.. you can have anybody
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12-06-2006, 06:11 PM
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So phisticated
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Quote:
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Hahahaha I'm gonna try that.
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She will love you more
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12-07-2006, 05:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eboler
wow strong thinking of pre teen stuff at age 39
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Hilarious....
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12-07-2006, 06:01 PM
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North Jersey born/raised
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Quote:
Originally Posted by justinbrown
ive done that but not while she was blowing me lo we were making out...thank ****ING god it wasnt a protein fart or thatd be the end for sure!
my bro did that to a chick once and like held her head down under the covers lmfao! or so he said :P |
what your brother did is commonly reffered to as a dutch oven
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=dutch+oven
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12-07-2006, 06:08 PM
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All the time
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12-07-2006, 06:12 PM
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in for legendary thread.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eboler
wow strong thinking of pre teen stuff at age 39
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haha
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i say, at this moment, it goes 1. lois (just about) 2. chloe and then 3. lana but last season it was def 1.chloe 2. lois and 3. lana with of course lana dominating the early seasons.
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12-07-2006, 06:21 PM
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Turning to EvulProAfro
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The fact that happens enough to deserve a definition is just scary
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