Patrick Arnold: The man behind 1-AD

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 08:42 AM

The following will be a recap of my weekend with Patrick Arnold:

I met up with Patrick on Saturday at his apartment near Champaign – Urbana. When I first got to his estate, I didn’t really know what to expect. Judging by his personality on the message boards, I was getting some mixed representation of his personality; was the guy a total cocksucker or was he humble? I sure as hell didn’t know and I was worried the next few hours spent with the chemical guru were going to be grueling and awkward. As I would soon find out, Patrick Arnold is just a normal guy with normal guy, 36 year old problems.

Anyway, when I first got to his apartment, I carefully reviewed his quarters, trying to get a feeling for how much money the guy was making. Ergopharm has the best prohormone on the market period, 1-AD, and I wanted to see if he was reaping the benefits of his accomplishment(s). I found nothing is his apartment to show that he was making any more money than the average garbage man. In fact, to my dismay, I didn’t find anything in his apartment at all. Kelcey, his ex girlfriend, had moved out a year prior, taking all of her personal belongings with her. This included many of the things that used to hang on the walls of Patrick’s 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment. The remains of his apartment were both worrying and troublesome. Patrick has one couch and a big screen television set. Also, in that same room, Patrick has a dinner table that seats four people. Patrick does not own a DVD player or a video game system. Patrick has nothing on his walls in the apartment. It sort of reminded me of “moving in day” at college before anyone can make their quarters livable. To be frank, I would probably suffer from sever depression living in Patrick’s apartment; he doesn’t have any inspiring quotes on the wall, no mirrors, no pictures, no nothing…all that’s there is blank sheetrock with nails sticking out where pictures used to hang. Patrick’s kitchen isn’t that different from that either. There is no food in the fridge – just a gallon of milk that Patrick uses to make Matrix meal replacements with.

Anyway, shortly after greeting each other, we left to get some food. We went to a bar, got some grub, and met up with a friend of Patrick’s. We then left to go to LPJs headquarters so I could get a sneak peak at Patrick’s chemical lab and facilities. Nothing to surprising there – since I have been in labs all of my life, it wasn’t really a big deal. To some without a scientific background, some of the things may have been shocking. The chemical lab was full of **** that I had no clue what it was. Inside the building there was lots of **** laying around for titration experiments (I think that’s the right word), lots of various types of acids, etc. Some fancy scanning machines, blah blah blah. Overall what I expected. There were a few offices for where his business coworkers worked. There was also a huge ass machine that Patrick uses to make batches of his experimental ideas. This machine is not for mass production – instead it produces small batches of goods so Patrick can do more testing from there. It’s a massive beast standing 25-35 ft high and can probably store 1000 gallons or something to that effect.

After we left there, we went to Patrick’s gym where he works out…pretty standard. After that we went to the Silver Bullet, a tittie bar. Pretty fun time although Patrick had me out past my bedtime – I rolled into bed around 3:00 A.M.

I come away from the experience knowing this…Patrick is a nice guy. **** Bill and what he has to say. Could Patrick have been kissing my ass so I write a good report? Absolutely. Could Patrick have been putting on his nice face so I promote his products? Again, absolutely. Look, I know this, from my time spent with the man, it is evident that Patrick is a major introvert who internalizes his feelings. Patrick, at this stage in his life, is trying to settle down and start a family. With that being said, all he needs is the right girl. Does Patrick make some suspect decisions about messing around with women? At times yes. Patrick and I both know that sleeping with girls is a temporary fix for what you’re really looking for. Most of us feel bad after a one night stand; we’re upset that we let the hormones get the best of us. What the vast majority of guys are really looking for is a girl to hold you and tell you that everything is going to be okay. Yes, we all would like to get pussy from the hot chick but realistically, at the end of the day, all we want is a nice girl to bring home to mom. Patrick is no different. To be honest, Patrick is someone that you would go out to a bar with a chill with…he is also the guy who will help you get your truck out of the ditch. Is he the life of the party? Hell no. Is he Mr. Smooth guy? Hell no. Does he tell you like it is? Hell yea. Is he afraid of commitment? Yes.

Coming away from the experience, I know that Patrick has a high level of integrity and is honest. I will not believe anything that Bill has to say if it is any different. Lastly, Patrick’s outlet in life is these boards. This is the one area of his life that he gets fired up about…it’s too bad most of you don’t know his softer side. Until next time.
-AT

Perrystone · 02-10-2003, 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by lakevillethor
The following will be a recap of my weekend with Patrick Arnold:
-AT

Nice piece. Good work!

An Inconvenient Bro · 02-10-2003, 08:52 AM

Great post, personally I am entirely tired of people tearing others down in this industry, I think P.A. is responsible for one of the greatest products of all time..... namely Psycho-Diol , and I also have a stockade of 6-oxo that I have not used yet but will when appropriate and I suspect I will be just as pleased.

1fast400 · 02-10-2003, 09:02 AM

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I come away from the experience knowing this…Patrick is a nice guy. **** Bill and what he has to say

Thank god someone else said this. I've been saying this for 6 months now. I've know PA for a year and this entire time he has been nothing but good to me. That is why I usually defend him. This industry is filled with backstabbing liars. He has never been that way. It sounds like you guys had a good time. Good report btw.

D&G · 02-10-2003, 09:10 AM

Did I miss something by Bill implying some bad behaviour with Pat and women? thats what it looks like.

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by D&G
Did I miss something by Bill implying some bad behaviour with Pat and women? thats what it looks like.

No, you didn't miss anything. I was merely pointing out that Bill always tries to make Patrick look bad.
-AT

D&G · 02-10-2003, 09:40 AM

Ah, I thought it was being implied.

Anyway Pat time to get the Ferrari out the garage, the DVD player out of the cupboard and the Renoir's back up on the walls.

Patrick Arnold · 02-10-2003, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by lakevillethor
The following will be a recap of my weekend with Patrick Arnold:

Coming away from the experience, I know that Patrick has a high level of integrity and is honest. I will not believe anything that Bill has to say if it is any different. Lastly, Patrick’s outlet in life is these boards. This is the one area of his life that he gets fired up about…it’s too bad most of you don’t know his softer side. Until next time.
-AT

What a weird and somewhat disturbing insight into my personal life. I guess it all sounds pretty accurate though. But "average garbageman"? Ouch! Give this dude some credit! My place wasn't THAT bad!

As far as AT goes, he seemed younger than i thought and also shorter. Looked like a lifter and wrestler type. I am sure he is very strong. He also seemed like much more of a good guy than I thought. For 22 years old he seems to have settled down and attained a mature attitude about stuff. I envy him in that he has a nice g-friend and that kind of security **** going. OTOH, he does not have the freedom I have.

Patrick Arnold · 02-10-2003, 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by D&G
Ah, I thought it was being implied.

Anyway Pat time to get the Ferrari out the garage, the DVD player out of the cupboard and the Renoir's back up on the walls.

Actually I bury all my money in the swamp like that dude from the Charlie Daniels song

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by Patrick Arnold
What a weird and somewhat disturbing insight into my personal life. I guess it all sounds pretty accurate though. But "average garbageman"? Ouch! Give this dude some credit! My place wasn't THAT bad!

As far as AT goes, he seemed younger than i thought and also shorter. Looked like a lifter and wrestler type. I am sure he is very strong. He also seemed like much more of a good guy than I thought. For 22 years old he seems to have settled down and attained a mature attitude about stuff. I envy him in that he has a nice g-friend and that kind of security **** going. OTOH, he does not have the freedom I have.

I wasn't knocking your pad, bro. I was just pointing out that you're not into material things; I am very much the same way! Like I told you, I admire the simple man.
And yes, I am very strong. If anyone doesn't believe me, just ask my mom.

-AT

Patrick Arnold · 02-10-2003, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by lakevillethor
I wasn't knocking your pad, bro. I was just pointing out that you're not into material things; I am very much the same way! Like I told you, I admire the simple man.
-AT

the way i see it, why should i bother decorating my place? I will probably just meet a chick someday that will come in and tear down all my **** and put hers up, so I may as well leave the walls bear

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by Patrick Arnold
the way i see it, why should i bother decorating my place? I will probably just meet a chick someday that will come in and tear down all my **** and put hers up, so I may as well leave the walls bear

A valid point.
-AT

burns · 02-10-2003, 11:22 AM

Living in C-U, did you attend U of I?

Great school, average women, good b-ball team

Patrick Arnold · 02-10-2003, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by burns
Living in C-U, did you attend U of I?

Great school, average women, good b-ball team

I grew up in connecticut. I did not attend school out here

2demon2 · 02-10-2003, 11:43 AM

Mildly fascinating, but intrusive.

Why exactly did you two get together?

institutional · 02-10-2003, 11:50 AM

this post sounds like a barbara walters special, or is it trying to be like a discreet muscletech ad?

,, just kidding but yes how exactly did this freindship evolve? and can we get some more feedback on the tittie bar, like what did you guys drink, spend, talk to, etc...?

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by 2demon2
Mildly fascinating, but intrusive.

Why exactly did you two get together?

Well, if I may speak for both of us, I am homosexual and I was all about it when Patrick invited me over - I was let down when I wasn't invited into his bedroom...why can't we all be like Michael Jackson; the world needs more love.

-AT

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by institutional
this post sounds like a barbara walters special, or is it trying to be like a discreet muscletech ad? ,, just kidding but yes how exactly did this freindship evolve? and can we get some more feedback on the tittie bar, like what did you guys drink, spend, talk to, etc...?

I got to know Patrick through anabolicextreme. C O M. I tested 1-AD before its' release - it just kinda went from there. The tittie bar...well...it was fun. Patrick likes his Crown and coke and I am a fan of captain and coke. We had a few drinks and shot the ****. We talked to a lot of the strippers there and Patrick hit on this really hot chick who looked like Chirstina Aguilera (this girl was hotter than Christina though). Anyway, I was hoping that Patrick was going to get into a fight with this bitch's BF - could have been a really fun time since Patrick took third in state in wrestling, I won state as a freshman, and Patricks friends wrestled at U of I; needless to say, we wouldn't have needed any backing up. The funny thing was that this girls BF lies to all of the strippers, telling them that he's an actor on Days of Our Lives - funny thing is that, in reality, he's a landscaper.

ANyway, here's what happend - the guy left because he got into a fight with his hottie gf (keep in mind they are sitting right next to us in the table next to us) and I look at Patrick and say, "Bro, you gotta make your move - she's all alone." Patrick, being the shy guy he is says, "aight, give me a second." Then we sat there for another miute or so and I said, "Patrick, if you don't get over there, you're gonna lose this chick." Patrick mans us and goes over there. Then, the bitch tells Patrick that her BF may come back inside, and, if he does, he is going to want to fight Patrick since he is talking to her. Patrick says, and this is my favorite, "Well, if he wants to come back in here that's fine." However, no soup for Patrick because this bitch's friend came up to her and they talked for the next hour about how he bf was a loser...perhaps next time for PA.
-AT

institutional · 02-10-2003, 12:11 PM

the good ole stripper/ boyfriend fights at the strip club!! i love em, damn sounds like you guys wouldve handled this mofo. but all in all sounds like you guys had a great time, and im a beer man btw, give me a becks or heineken and im game!

Patrick Arnold · 02-10-2003, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by institutional
the good ole stripper/ boyfriend fights at the strip club!! i love em, damn sounds like you guys wouldve handled this mofo. but all in all sounds like you guys had a great time, and im a beer man btw, give me a becks or heineken and im game!

The christine aguilera chick was not a stripper. She was a civilian who came in there with her boyfriend and another couple.

burns · 02-10-2003, 01:43 PM

i've been to the 'Bullet' before -- dirty girls

but for a rural strip joint it doesnt get much better

i used to have a couple of buddies of wrestled for Illinois -- crazy bastards

Patrick Arnold · 02-10-2003, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by burns
i've been to the 'Bullet' before -- dirty girls

but for a rural strip joint it doesnt get much better

i used to have a couple of buddies of wrestled for Illinois -- crazy bastards

I know the coach Mark Johnson. And his brother Jeff Johnson, who is a bodybuilding show promoter around here. Jeff is a little nuts I think

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by burns
i've been to the 'Bullet' before -- dirty girls

but for a rural strip joint it doesnt get much better

i used to have a couple of buddies of wrestled for Illinois -- crazy bastards

Easy there, big fella. What do you mean by dirty?
-AT

institutional · 02-10-2003, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by lakevillethor
Easy there, big fella. What do you mean by dirty?
-AT

when referring to dirty girls at strip clubs one usually means that they are stanky, or trailer park quality. as opposed to some girls you may see at the finer gentlemens clubs, none the less they are fun.

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by institutional
when referring to dirty girls at strip clubs one usually means that they are stanky, or trailer park quality. as opposed to some girls you may see at the finer gentlemens clubs, none the less they are fun.

These girls were of the highest quality - missing their front teeth and everything!
-AT

JimmyW · 02-10-2003, 02:27 PM

hey im j/w if you are really Patrick Arnold the inventor of 1-AD?? or is this all just a joke? if you are i have some questions about 1-AD taht no1 else will answer for me so if u could get in touch w/ me (message board, pm, email, IM) to answer them itd be appreciated

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by JimmyW
hey im j/w if you are really Patrick Arnold the inventor of 1-AD?? or is this all just a joke? if you are i have some questions about 1-AD taht no1 else will answer for me so if u could get in touch w/ me (message board, pm, email, IM) to answer them itd be appreciated

ROGLMAO!! Bro, I am sure other people can answer your questions too.
-AT

JimmyW · 02-10-2003, 02:33 PM

im sure there are peopel that can but i havent found them on here plus if u got a chance to ask the inventor of it im sure it'd be a better answer you got

lakevillethor · 02-10-2003, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by JimmyW
im sure there are peopel that can but i havent found them on here plus if u got a chance to ask the inventor of it im sure it'd be a better answer you got

Start your own thread and ask away - he will answer them as well. I am SURE your question(s) have been asked before.
-AT

Patrick Arnold · 02-10-2003, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by JimmyW
im sure there are peopel that can but i havent found them on here plus if u got a chance to ask the inventor of it im sure it'd be a better answer you got

there is Q&A on ergopharm.net

If you have other questions then I much prefer that you ask them on this board. There may be other people with the same questions and it is much more efficient use of my time if I answer stuff in a public forum