putting your dog on cycle

[gofer]

Say you've got a 3 year old 60 lb male boxer, and ya want to beef 'em up. he gets plenty of excersize and your gonna give em more.
I was thinkin 6 weeks of test enan 250 mg a week, eq 200 mg a week, then a shot of hcg, and all the doggie treats desired!

[Pie-Bald]

I seriously hope you're kidding. Anyway, I would think that much gear would be pretty dangerous for a 60lbs animal. Geez, roid rage with a boxer wouldn't be pretty. Hope you have a bite suit to wear around him.

[bigflee]

Cujo!!!!

[RetiredMod]

Originally posted by Pie-Bald
I seriously hope you're kidding. Anyway, I would think that much gear would be pretty dangerous for a 60lbs animal. Geez, roid rage with a boxer wouldn't be pretty. Hope you have a bite suit to wear around him.

Yeah I have to agree, I've seen lots of threads on EF about this and it is definitely dangerous and in my mind cruel. You don't know whether or not your dog wants to juice, and you can't ask him therefore you shouldn't do it to him. In my mind it is no better than giving your dog acid or getting him ****faced.

That being said, I'm pretty sure gofer is just ****in around lol

[bigflee]

In all seriousness, if you really care about your dog, don't do it.

[jab]

First of all i think its a bad idea (even though im sure this is a joke) but i just think its kinda funny how everone is upset about giving a dog juice, calling it cruel and comparing it to giving him acid but yet its cool for all of you bros to do it to yourselves. hahahaha kinda ironic

[maxwells_revenj]

the sad thing is a lot of dumb motherf*ckers probably do this for fighting dogs, which is really sick to begin with.

but yeah, gofer was probably just jokin around.

-max

[SHOT]

If you are foreal about this i hope he ****ing bites your nutz off when you try to inject him then eats the phone and your car keys so you can call 911 or drive to the hospital....

sorry but i cant stand ppl who abuse animals...i have 3 dogs that are well over 150 lbs each and i would never ever think about doing **** like that to them

[RetiredMod]

Originally posted by jab
First of all i think its a bad idea (even though im sure this is a joke) but i just think its kinda funny how everone is upset about giving a dog juice, calling it cruel and comparing it to giving him acid but yet its cool for all of you bros to do it to yourselves. hahahaha kinda ironic

Like I said bro, it's fine for me to juice because *I* decided I wanted to. *I* did the research and am willing to accept the risks associated with it. The dog is being forced to do it. Not to mention the fact that there are lots of bros on here who are able to give you REAL LIFE experiences. How many real life experiences are you working off of when juicing your dog? Not too many....if any. For me, I think acid is worse than juice. I think acid leaves you with nothing afterwards, and the perm. sides from acid scare the **** out of me, I'll never touch it. However there are some out there who I guarentee think juice is stupid and not worth the risks, to each his own. I try not to judge other people and expect the same from them....that is given that they are being responsible and not trying to hurt anyone.

[SHOT]

Originally posted by jab
First of all i think its a bad idea (even though im sure this is a joke) but i just think its kinda funny how everone is upset about giving a dog juice, calling it cruel and comparing it to giving him acid but yet its cool for all of you bros to do it to yourselves. hahahaha kinda ironic

How in the hell do you know if that dog wants steroids or not? does your dog talk to you? i dont think so...i have a mind of my own just like my dog does..the differene is i and read and reseach and know the what goes along with steroids...a dog cant....two i can say if i want them or not...a dog cant...

its ignorant for you to even make that comment....

[hercules]

I know a guy from Mexico who used to be in the cock fighting business. He told me that they put the roosters on steroids mainly orals but he did give them some shots. He had a cycle plan and everything, I can't recall what it was though. I would never waste steroids by giving them to a dog. Do you consider giving cattle finaplix abuse? Just a question.

[RetiredMod]

Originally posted by hercules
I know a guy from Mexico who used to be in the cock fighting business. He told me that they put the roosters on steroids mainly orals but he did give them some shots. He had a cycle plan and everything, I can't recall what it was though. I would never waste steroids by giving them to a dog. Do you consider giving cattle finaplix abuse? Just a question.

I think giving cattle finaplix is fine, because they are going to be killed anyways, so there is no risk of sides really because they will be dead. I'm not saying you can torture the poor things just because they are going to die, but I highly doubt a finaplix implant will significantly lower their quality of life for those 60 days or so that they are on it, and like I said there is no risk of long terms sides because they will be dead.

[jab]

Originally posted by SHOT
How in the hell do you know if that dog wants steroids or not? does your dog talk to you? i dont think so...i have a mind of my own just like my dog does..the differene is i and read and reseach and know the what goes along with steroids...a dog cant....two i can say if i want them or not...a dog cant...

its ignorant for you to even make that comment....

Shiit...i went away for a second and everybody went wild over my post. Calm down guys....i dont think its ignorant.....I've been around here long enough for you guys to know I'm not ignorant. The post was kind of meant as a joke, kind of like the initial post was. I dont think i deserved that shot. And i started my post by saying i was against it, I have a dog of my own and have had several throughout my life and would never dream of hurting them. I didnt say anything about knowing if my dog wanted steroids, so I'm not even sure what you meant by that.

[Carnivore]

I have heard of guys doing that to their dogs with andro. I have pits and when they were younger we used to pull them( much the same as tractor pulls) and there were some guys who were so much into it they gave the dogs andro and I am sure some other ****.
I dont agree with this whatsoever. We all made our decisions our selves to undertake the juice- I dont exactly think just because you want to you should impose your will upon your dog. JMHO
---JMB---

[Apothes]

hey i wonder if eating lots of cow liver will give me a free tren ride?

[The Hump]

if you are serious about this i would go talk to a vet about it, and maybe he'll even hook u up, hell i've read the back of a bottle once and it said something like 200mgs every 4 wks lol

[Awais]

i am planning to my cat on some test, EQ and winny . i will run it like this

750mg Test Enanthate
400mg EQ
30mg winny EOD

lets see, i mean the cat is worthless anyhow, might as well see what kinda results would a person get , u know..to get the idea.

how much HCG would be neeeded though?? any opinions guyz?

oh yeah FYI, she is about 40 pounds

[Apothes]

HGH? or FGH..?!!

[RetiredMod]

Originally posted by Awais
i am planning to my cat on some test, EQ and winny . i will run it like this

750mg Test Enanthate
400mg EQ
30mg winny EOD

lets see, i mean the cat is worthless anyhow, might as well see what kinda results would a person get , u know..to get the idea.

how much HCG would be neeeded though?? any opinions guyz?

oh yeah FYI, she is about 40 pounds

lol, you'd have a 60lb cat at the end of that thing, although it'd probably be in a coffin

[Awais]

Originally posted by McBain
lol, you'd have a 60lb cat at the end of that thing, although it'd probably be in a coffin

oh well i didnt know the side effects will be that bad......

[MikeReid]

Originally posted by SHOT
If you are foreal about this i hope he ****ing bites your nutz off when you try to inject him then eats the phone and your car keys so you can call 911 or drive to the hospital....

sorry but i cant stand ppl who abuse animals...i have 3 dogs that are well over 150 lbs each and i would never ever think about doing **** like that to them

Know it is a quite far up the page but need to bump this. If I ever saw someone doing s*** like this or being cruel to a dog I'd kick their f**king ass.

[Chikara]

I think this idea is way off track but there are several CONTROVERSIAL issues. Millions of cats and dogs etc are castrated every year. Do they give consent ? Would any male give consent ??
Many animals are given gear including horse that are not going to be slaughtered for food. ****e my favorite Eq.
A dog with gyno - now that would be sad.

I think we have too much to think and worry about with humans gearing before we think about animals.

[drab4]

Why would you want to give your dog gear mate?

Seems a bit weird to me (unless it is for medical reasons of course).

I hope you are not fighting your dog (I guess not, with it being a boxer).

So you probably just want a big dog right? If you want a big dog then get a big breed..... That's my opinion.

[RetiredMod]

Originally posted by Chikara
I think this idea is way off track but there are several CONTROVERSIAL issues. Millions of cats and dogs etc are castrated every year. Do they give consent ? Would any male give consent ??
Many animals are given gear including horse that are not going to be slaughtered for food. ****e my favorite Eq.
A dog with gyno - now that would be sad.

I think we have too much to think and worry about with humans gearing before we think about animals.

I hear what you are saying and maybe giving horses EQ isn't fair to the animals. Maybe it's just that I'm partial to dogs and cats, I've never had a horse. In terms of the "fixing" of dogs and cats....it's more to control the population, as there are many many homeless dogs and cats. It's sort of a birth control method, while it may not be the most kind, there are no other real options, I mean you can't exactly throw a jimmy on your dog when he goes outside lol.

[NickM234]

I think castrating a dog may be more cruel if hes not gearing it because hes fighting it. Think about how you feel post cycle with low test, castration is worse on test levels. Giving a castrated dog enough test to replace natty production may actually be humane when you think about it. And there are better methods than castration, like a vasectomy. It doesn't **** the hormone levels.

At first I was when I read this I thought it was cruel but then I thought about castration.......

[RetiredMod]

There's a difference between castration and having the animals "fixed." While castration is still done, the owner has to request that seperately as it is not part of "fixing" your animal. Usually animal owners castrate their animals to calm them down, personally I agree with your Nick, I think it's cruel. I believe the "fixing" is basically a vasectomy (at least for male animals), I could be wrong....I'm pretty sure they used to just put a rubber band around the animal's balls but I know they don't do that anymore.

[Chikara]

Bro they wack em with a shot of ketamine. Make a slice over their ball sacks and basically TEAR EM OUT.
Many male cats are neuted/castrated so they calm down (like giving them a frontal labotomy) and so they dont go around spraying their territory.

Since when have humans been humane ???
People feel differently towards different animals. Form of discrimination ??

[bigflee]

Holy cr@p! This thread started as a joke and it's turned philosphical! Who ever says bodybuilders/juicers aren't bright are very misguided!

I remember seeing a video of cats in China housed in tiny crates and slaughtered for food, when I was hanging in a local bar a few years ago. We were all kind of disguisted and pissed. Now I work with a couple of Indian guys. I should ask them what they'd think if they saw video of a cattle slaughterhouse. (I actually think it's Hindu's who revere cows, and not Indians?...pardon my ignorance.)

[Apothes]

if u ever saw a slaughterhouse, they kill animals in a special way for halal (sp) in tradition with hindu beliefs, a single cut to the jugler and the bleed, facing mecca. whent he animals go in, they are inverted, and have their throats exposed as the come down a shoot, in fron of a special butcher who is 'blessed' to make the kill. thats how its done in my country. i know cos i did a module on it at chef school.

[dnoel]

i want to see before and after pics!