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10-06-2006, 04:35 PM
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Good GOD im SWEET
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Sweet Mother of God, some broad urinated on me
So heres the deal, meet this cute chick several weeks ago through friends. We hit it off. We have hung out several times and consumed alcoholic beverages and rented movies and such. Well, she finally comes over to my house last night and we get pretty wasted. I 'act' too drunk to drive her home and she is much too wasted to drive herself. So we are lying in bed, little messing around no big deal and we fall asleep. Approx. 20 minuts latter i feel what i thought was a large bug or spider crawling up my back, NO, much too my horror, she pissed in my bed. I have been cleaning my bed sheets and goose feather down matress for about 5 hours today, im afraid its ruined. She never even apologized. She left my place earlier today. I wont be calling her ever again. Lastly, the sensation of some broads urine all over your back isnt cool my friends. I showered in bleach. Damn my luck.
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10-06-2006, 04:38 PM
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I haz cheezburger
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So WTF is the problem?? Some people pay good money for that sh*t!!!
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10-06-2006, 04:38 PM
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lol that's disgusting
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10-06-2006, 04:39 PM
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lmfao!!! I never let strange women "sleep" in my bed. You just bang them and then have them sleep on the floor at the end of the bed so you don't step on them when you get up in the middle of the night to take a piss.
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10-06-2006, 04:40 PM
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So heres the deal, meet this cute chick several weeks ago through friends. We hit it off. We have hung out several times and consumed alcoholic beverages and rented movies and such. Well, she finally comes over to my house last night and we get pretty wasted. I 'act' too drunk to drive her home and she is much too wasted to drive herself. So we are lying in bed, little messing around no big deal and we fall asleep. Approx. 20 minuts latter i feel what i thought was a large bug or spider crawling up my back, NO, much too my horror, she pissed in my bed. I have been cleaning my bed sheets and goose feather down matress for about 5 hours today, im afraid its ruined. She never even apologized. She left my place earlier today. I wont be calling her ever again. Lastly, the sensation of some broads urine all over your back isnt cool my friends. I showered in bleach. Damn my luck.
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 What did it taste like???
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10-06-2006, 04:42 PM
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You my friend just received a gold shower. Next time ask for a Cleveland steamer.
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10-06-2006, 04:44 PM
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Good GOD im SWEET
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Originally Posted by hublife
lmfao!!! I never let strange women "sleep" in my bed. You just bang them and then have them sleep on the floor at the end of the bed so you don't step on them when you get up in the middle of the night to take a piss.
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Coulda used this advice last night
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10-06-2006, 04:45 PM
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Good GOD im SWEET
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You my friend just received a gold shower. Next time ask for a Cleveland steamer.
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I will not!!
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10-06-2006, 04:48 PM
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10-06-2006, 04:49 PM
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ah dude that sucks bro! U gave her too much booze dude, hard lesson learned 
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10-06-2006, 04:55 PM
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WHITE MAN IS THE DEVIL
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wtf... ive been waiting 23 years for a girl to piss on me and it happens to you and you get mad 
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10-06-2006, 04:58 PM
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If the sink does not break off the wall, the girl is doable....
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10-06-2006, 04:58 PM
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It honestly took me 5 minutes to realize what was not classy about that picture.
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10-06-2006, 05:02 PM
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hahaaaa, same thing happened to me a while back, but in the park in winter! getting wet in the cold is such a bad feeling too. i got home with BROWN frozen piss all over my hands. and i'm black, so it was tough to even tell where to wash.
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10-06-2006, 05:08 PM
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Oil? Bitch you cookin?
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Originally Posted by blood vs. water
wtf... ive been waiting 23 years for a girl to piss on me and it happens to you and you get mad |
Haha! 
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10-06-2006, 05:14 PM
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hahaaaa, same thing happened to me a while back, but in the park in winter! getting wet in the cold is such a bad feeling too. i got home with BROWN frozen piss all over my hands. and i'm black, so it was tough to even tell where to wash.
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hahaha Oh man that sucks dude lol
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10-06-2006, 05:55 PM
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Good GOD im SWEET
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ROFL- i got repped and someone called me R Kelly- Holy god thts hilarious, not cool mind you, but Hilarious
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10-06-2006, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Wendel_Clark_17
You my friend just received a gold shower. Next time ask for a Cleveland steamer.
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Leafs Fan?-Wendall was a legend. Are u from Toronto?
Thank God the NHL has started-unfortunatley, im a caps fan
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10-06-2006, 05:59 PM
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you supposed to use stronger drugs so you can piitb and piitm till you pass out.
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10-06-2006, 06:02 PM
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ROFL- i got repped and someone called me R Kelly- Holy god thts hilarious, not cool mind you, but Hilarious
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i confess, i did it.
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10-06-2006, 06:36 PM
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You should've rubbed her nose in it and spanked her.
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10-06-2006, 06:44 PM
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10-06-2006, 06:54 PM
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Must have been R. Kelly's sister
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10-06-2006, 06:59 PM
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You should have woke her up by pissing on her face..... Bet she wouldn't do it again!
One good turn deserves another.
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10-06-2006, 07:28 PM
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So heres the deal, meet this cute chick several weeks ago through friends. We hit it off. We have hung out several times and consumed alcoholic beverages and rented movies and such. Well, she finally comes over to my house last night and we get pretty wasted. I 'act' too drunk to drive her home and she is much too wasted to drive herself. So we are lying in bed, little messing around no big deal and we fall asleep. Approx. 20 minuts latter i feel what i thought was a large bug or spider crawling up my back, NO, much too my horror, she pissed in my bed. I have been cleaning my bed sheets and goose feather down matress for about 5 hours today, im afraid its ruined. She never even apologized. She left my place earlier today. I wont be calling her ever again. Lastly, the sensation of some broads urine all over your back isnt cool my friends. I showered in bleach. Damn my luck.
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So she pissed in your bed, you wake up 20 mins later thinking it was a bug but when you realized it was piss you just went back to sleep and let her stay until the next day?
You should have stabbed her in the Vagina.
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10-06-2006, 07:31 PM
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Exotic Game Hunter
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Originally Posted by BigPappaStud
So heres the deal, meet this cute chick several weeks ago through friends. We hit it off. We have hung out several times and consumed alcoholic beverages and rented movies and such. Well, she finally comes over to my house last night and we get pretty wasted. I 'act' too drunk to drive her home and she is much too wasted to drive herself. So we are lying in bed, little messing around no big deal and we fall asleep. Approx. 20 minuts latter i feel what i thought was a large bug or spider crawling up my back, NO, much too my horror, she pissed in my bed. I have been cleaning my bed sheets and goose feather down matress for about 5 hours today, im afraid its ruined. She never even apologized. She left my place earlier today. I wont be calling her ever again. Lastly, the sensation of some broads urine all over your back isnt cool my friends. I showered in bleach. Damn my luck.
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Off with her head! That's some bull**** right there!
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10-06-2006, 07:35 PM
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You should have stabbed her in the Vagina.
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Wow, strong GROSS 
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10-06-2006, 07:38 PM
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Trojans. Lakers. Dodgers.
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That was hot as hell
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10-06-2006, 11:00 PM
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howd ya know it was piss? you said you 2 were fooling around, maybe she squirts big time.
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10-06-2006, 11:02 PM
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how much for the matress?
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