Met quite the girl

[dixon]

Today in my english class I got assigned to work with this hawt girl I've been meaning to talk to. She is super hawt so I started about by negging her asking what shoe size she was. She was 8 (kinda on the big side). Anyway, that was okay, but she said I reminded of her of this time she was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny. So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield’s door, She was there to sell make-up but the father saw more,
She had style. She had flair. She was there. That’s how she became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described... Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? Now, the father finds her beguiling. Watch out C.C.! The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre. She’s the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan. The flashy girl from Flushing. The Nanny named Fran.

[LethalOnGuitarZ]

Hey that new Pussycat Dolls song is pretty catchy

[RACKITUP]

[Camper dude]

I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think your special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.

Take em’ to the bridge

Dirty baaaaabe
You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehaaave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em' to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

I’m bringing sexy back
Them other ****ers don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast

Take em’ to the bridge

I’m bringing sexy back
You mother ****ers watch how I attack
If that’s your girl you better watch your back
Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact

[RiK]

Wtf?

[dixon]

yES

[MaRcUs19]

[zahriya]

i dont get the post. And if its supposed to lead to a song. i have no idea what song that is. You fail at life

[dixon]

Originally Posted by zahriya

i dont get the post. And if its supposed to lead to a song. i have no idea what song that is. You fail at life

I fail, or you fail?

[Fred Flinstone]

oh u kids and your music television

[zahriya]

Originally Posted by Fred Flinstone

oh u kids and your music television

Fliiiiiiiiiinestones...MEEEET THE FLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSTONES.....

[JL4LucidDream]

what's going on? im confused.

[dixon]

Originally Posted by PainIsResults

what's going on? im confused.

wot?

[Beachbum1546]

You Fresh Prince of Bel Air'ed us via The Nanny. Cunning work, my friend.

[hittman]

Originally Posted by dixon

Today in my english class I got assigned to work with this hawt girl I've been meaning to talk to. She is super hawt so I started about by negging her asking what shoe size she was. She was 8 (kinda on the big side). Anyway, that was okay, but she said I reminded of her of this time she was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny. So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield’s door, She was there to sell make-up but the father saw more,
She had style. She had flair. She was there. That’s how she became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described... Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? Now, the father finds her beguiling. Watch out C.C.! The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre. She’s the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan. The flashy girl from Flushing. The Nanny named Fran.

holy ****, this was the funniest **** i've ever read. ROFL!!!!!!!

*****reps*******

[tommabobz]

Originally Posted by dixon

Today in my english class I got assigned to work with this hawt girl I've been meaning to talk to. She is super hawt so I started about by negging her asking what shoe size she was. She was 8 (kinda on the big side). Anyway, that was okay, but she said I reminded of her of this time she was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny. So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield’s door, She was there to sell make-up but the father saw more,
She had style. She had flair. She was there. That’s how she became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described... Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? Now, the father finds her beguiling. Watch out C.C.! The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre. She’s the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan. The flashy girl from Flushing. The Nanny named Fran.

If you want to meet good looking girls, roids are the way to do it. Im meeting girls all over the place on roids its amazing. Im meeting girls in traffic driving to work, im meeting girls in stairwells, im meeting them in hallways. It must be the confidence and mental acuity then can sense in me. I am suggesting some heavy roid use and ditch the beat girl you are currently stuck on. juice it up bro.


pos reps welcome. i know alot about roids

[Thy_Kingdom]

[hittman]

We were all out at the zoo one day, I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me, forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas just went wild. They jumped all over his body and threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who tossed him to another. Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help but it was too late. The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all.

[dixon]

Originally Posted by tommabobz

If you want to meet good looking girls, roids are the way to do it. Im meeting girls all over the place on roids its amazing. Im meeting girls in traffic driving to work, im meeting girls in stairwells, im meeting them in hallways. It must be the confidence and mental acuity then can sense in me. I am suggesting some heavy roid use and ditch the beat girl you are currently stuck on. juice it up bro.


pos reps welcome. i know alot about roids

No, this girl is great, she's the nanny for Mr Sheffield and always walks around in mini skirts.

[tommabobz]

Originally Posted by dixon

No, this girl is great, she's the nanny for Mr Sheffield and always walks around in mini skirts.

you wont know untill you use copious amounts of steroids. go out on a limb and do something with your life. roids are the way to go.


pos reps bros

[dixon]

how come no one rebels in the united states?

[potatoe]

Originally Posted by dixon

Today in my english class I got assigned to work with this hawt girl I've been meaning to talk to. She is super hawt so I started about by negging her asking what shoe size she was. She was 8 (kinda on the big side). Anyway, that was okay, but she said I reminded of her of this time she was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny. So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield’s door, She was there to sell make-up but the father saw more,
She had style. She had flair. She was there. That’s how she became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described... Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? Now, the father finds her beguiling. Watch out C.C.! The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre. She’s the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan. The flashy girl from Flushing. The Nanny named Fran.

You started by negging her? o_O

[LETHAL BURN]

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

Do it now

[tranceaddict]

Originally Posted by dixon

Today in my english class I got assigned to work with this hawt girl I've been meaning to talk to. She is super hawt so I started about by negging her asking what shoe size she was. She was 8 (kinda on the big side). Anyway, that was okay, but she said I reminded of her of this time she was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny. So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield’s door, She was there to sell make-up but the father saw more,
She had style. She had flair. She was there. That’s how she became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described... Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? Now, the father finds her beguiling. Watch out C.C.! The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre. She’s the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan. The flashy girl from Flushing. The Nanny named Fran.

i stoped reading after the title.. but defently PIITB!

[rumpel4skin]

It was beginning of summer, i sat watching TV, suddenly the telephone ringed. I replied the call and heard my good friend Justin at the other end: “Hi, Carl, i have a big problem. Petra and Me have booked a holiday, and now they say we can not take Barry with us, its so bad!” Barry was a dog, a male great dane. I really liked this animal, Barry had much energy and normally could only be handled by Justin. Me and his wife were subs for him, Barry was very dominant. And as a born sub, i liked this animal and his sometimes effective tries to throw me on my back and lick my face while his body holds me down.
Justin was in a bad situation. The catalogue had written that animals of all kinds were possible, but the reality was something different. I could help them, and of course i wanted to help them and have Barry as my special guest for about two weeks.

The next day Justin brought Barry to me, and Barry was the lovely animal, as often when Justin was with him. He said goof bye to his dog and left, Petra was waiting with the car, there was not much time for them to reach the airplane.

As Justin closed the door behind him, i knew what i wanted to do. I undressed as fast as i could and lied down on the carpet. Barry knew that i liked him being on top and soon i had the weight of him on my chest and lap, his juicy tongue caressed my face. It was wonderful. Then i managed to get to my hands and legs, offered my ass to him. He didn't think twice and licked my intimate parts with much pressure, it hurted a bit but that was what i wanted him to do.

He did not mount me, no, he moved in front of me, offered his ass to my face, it smelled like nothing i have ever smelled before. His dick was stiff and wet, but i could not reach it with my mouth, so i licked his ******* and every part he offered to me. From time to time he moved on top of me, not mounting, but showing his dominance by pinching my neck with his lips. I was the sub and he was the dom, there was no question. And Barry enjoyed his dominance much.
But it was not enough, he liked to play with me, wanted to do nasty things with me, oh yes, i liked that. He suddenly pushed at my side with his head, his power was enormous, so i fell sidewards to my back. I put my arms and legs to the air and offered my throat to him. He knew what that means and suddenly my face was burried by his genital area, he moved his body so his steaming and wet cock smeared over my face, he almost sat on my face, smearing his ******* over my face, showing me what i should do. I only could open my mouth and his gigantic cock slid into it, at the same time my mouth was filled with the cock and much fluids of unknown sources, the taste was mind-blowing, i could do nothing else than swallow all of this.
Then Barry began to f*** my face, slow in the beginning, my mouth was a vagina-substitute for him. I closed my mouth to fit his size and Barry's oscillating moves gained frequency, accompanied by more fluids that ran down my gorge, and other parts of the fluids poured out of my mouth and ran to my chest. Suddenly my mouth felt a ball being inflated inside. Oh god, what a horny animal. Then Barry dropped his full load into my mouth, and pressed hard to avoid the cock from leaving this warm place. I had to swallow all of his cum, could hardly breathe with a baseball filling my mouth. Finally Barry was ready and directly began to lick my face, i opened my mouth and he licked the rests of his cum out of it. I hoped that his dominance can be hidden when i walk with him for his doings outside, but inside i will always be his sub, willing to be raped by him the way he wants it.

[LETHAL BURN]

Just gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
please..please..please

[little_big_man]

[ahms]

Originally Posted by rumpel4skin

It was beginning of summer, i sat watching TV, suddenly the telephone ringed. I replied the call and heard my good friend Justin at the other end: “Hi, Carl, i have a big problem. Petra and Me have booked a holiday, and now they say we can not take Barry with us, its so bad!” Barry was a dog, a male great dane. I really liked this animal, Barry had much energy and normally could only be handled by Justin. Me and his wife were subs for him, Barry was very dominant. And as a born sub, i liked this animal and his sometimes effective tries to throw me on my back and lick my face while his body holds me down.
Justin was in a bad situation. The catalogue had written that animals of all kinds were possible, but the reality was something different. I could help them, and of course i wanted to help them and have Barry as my special guest for about two weeks.

The next day Justin brought Barry to me, and Barry was the lovely animal, as often when Justin was with him. He said goof bye to his dog and left, Petra was waiting with the car, there was not much time for them to reach the airplane.

As Justin closed the door behind him, i knew what i wanted to do. I undressed as fast as i could and lied down on the carpet. Barry knew that i liked him being on top and soon i had the weight of him on my chest and lap, his juicy tongue caressed my face. It was wonderful. Then i managed to get to my hands and legs, offered my ass to him. He didn't think twice and licked my intimate parts with much pressure, it hurted a bit but that was what i wanted him to do.

He did not mount me, no, he moved in front of me, offered his ass to my face, it smelled like nothing i have ever smelled before. His dick was stiff and wet, but i could not reach it with my mouth, so i licked his ******* and every part he offered to me. From time to time he moved on top of me, not mounting, but showing his dominance by pinching my neck with his lips. I was the sub and he was the dom, there was no question. And Barry enjoyed his dominance much.
But it was not enough, he liked to play with me, wanted to do nasty things with me, oh yes, i liked that. He suddenly pushed at my side with his head, his power was enormous, so i fell sidewards to my back. I put my arms and legs to the air and offered my throat to him. He knew what that means and suddenly my face was burried by his genital area, he moved his body so his steaming and wet cock smeared over my face, he almost sat on my face, smearing his ******* over my face, showing me what i should do. I only could open my mouth and his gigantic cock slid into it, at the same time my mouth was filled with the cock and much fluids of unknown sources, the taste was mind-blowing, i could do nothing else than swallow all of this.
Then Barry began to f*** my face, slow in the beginning, my mouth was a vagina-substitute for him. I closed my mouth to fit his size and Barry's oscillating moves gained frequency, accompanied by more fluids that ran down my gorge, and other parts of the fluids poured out of my mouth and ran to my chest. Suddenly my mouth felt a ball being inflated inside. Oh god, what a horny animal. Then Barry dropped his full load into my mouth, and pressed hard to avoid the cock from leaving this warm place. I had to swallow all of his cum, could hardly breathe with a baseball filling my mouth. Finally Barry was ready and directly began to lick my face, i opened my mouth and he licked the rests of his cum out of it. I hoped that his dominance can be hidden when i walk with him for his doings outside, but inside i will always be his sub, willing to be raped by him the way he wants it.

No Dude....No

[Turd Ferguson]

Originally Posted by hittman

We were all out at the zoo one day, I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me, forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas just went wild. They jumped all over his body and threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who tossed him to another. Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help but it was too late. The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all.

AMERICA!!!!!!!! FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!!! Here we come to save the mutha fcuking day yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iBswole]

Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson

AMERICA!!!!!!!! FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!!! Here we come to save the mutha fcuking day yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brought I tear to my eye -



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