My mom called me gay..

[vadox6466]

First, a disclaimer: I have nothing against gays..

Second, the story... Today I went to my backyard because I was BBQ'ing my chicken, and my parents were out there. I start talking to my dad about universities and marks (little b/g: i'm junior next year, trying to get into top 10 uni's in world). He comments how I seem like a perfect candidate for the uni's, ie great school marks in IB, love bodybuilding, good extra curriculars, high SAT score (this all started because I just took an SAT cold turkey from the sample one and got 1950). he said something along the lines of: "you're a perfect candidate, smart, not skinny like the other people you see going to the top schools, not gay--" then my mom abruptly interrupted "we don't know that".

I looked at her and he looked at her and we were both like "wtf?"

I don't know what to think...does she really think I'm gay? She said it in full seriousness too. Maybe it's becuase I'm 16 and only had a gf once in grade 7...but that's just because I haven't really met any girls that I'd want to get wtih (especially not in an academic program like IB).. What should I do? I think bodybuilding has something to do with this because I'm always on a bb'ing forum and that's all she sees...should I leave some porno "accidently" in the history of her computer? Would that change her mind?

Damn this is weird

[Furious_D]

Originally Posted by vadox6466

First, a disclaimer: I have nothing against gays..

Second, the story... Today I went to my backyard because I was BBQ'ing my chicken, and my parents were out there. I start talking to my dad about universities and marks (little b/g: i'm junior next year, trying to get into top 10 uni's in world). He comments how I seem like a perfect candidate for the uni's, ie great school marks in IB, love bodybuilding, good extra curriculars, high SAT score (this all started because I just took an SAT cold turkey from the sample one and got 1950). he said something along the lines of: "you're a perfect candidate, smart, not skinny like the other people you see going to the top schools, not gay--" then my mom abruptly interrupted "we don't know that".

I looked at her and he looked at her and we were both like "wtf?"

I don't know what to think...does she really think I'm gay? She said it in full seriousness too. Maybe it's becuase I'm 16 and only had a gf once in grade 7...but that's just because I haven't really met any girls that I'd want to get wtih (especially not in an academic program like IB).. What should I do? I think bodybuilding has something to do with this because I'm always on a bb'ing forum and that's all she sees...should I leave some porno "accidently" in the history of her computer? Would that change her mind?

Damn this is weird

I dont think she meant anything

[Thordic]

this is the kid that makes all that money. get negged

[nothing5630]

Originally Posted by vadox6466

First, a disclaimer: I have nothing against gays..

Second, the story... Today I went to my backyard because I was BBQ'ing my chicken, and my parents were out there. I start talking to my dad about universities and marks (little b/g: i'm junior next year, trying to get into top 10 uni's in world). He comments how I seem like a perfect candidate for the uni's, ie great school marks in IB, love bodybuilding, good extra curriculars, high SAT score (this all started because I just took an SAT cold turkey from the sample one and got 1950). he said something along the lines of: "you're a perfect candidate, smart, not skinny like the other people you see going to the top schools, not gay--" then my mom abruptly interrupted "we don't know that".

I looked at her and he looked at her and we were both like "wtf?"

I don't know what to think...does she really think I'm gay? She said it in full seriousness too. Maybe it's becuase I'm 16 and only had a gf once in grade 7...but that's just because I haven't really met any girls that I'd want to get wtih (especially not in an academic program like IB).. What should I do? I think bodybuilding has something to do with this because I'm always on a bb'ing forum and that's all she sees...should I leave some porno "accidently" in the history of her computer? Would that change her mind?

Damn this is weird

Put up a few posters of girls on your wall man. At 16 you shouldnt really be looking for a girl with as much potential as you have so dont feel bad about not having a girl since 7th grade or your mom thinking your gay because of it. When your done with school and have fat wallet and your ripped from training you will have the entire pick of women. Until then get some posters. The pr0n is a little overboard.

[Tiny J]

you can try the porn thing, or go "mom, will you buy me a hooker, NO, NOT A MALE ONE EITHER.........STUPID HEAD"

[Coal Man]

How about you just stop bothering about it? I'm sure your mom was just joking with you. You guys have the weirdest problems sometimes lol...But I always try to help

Just go to her and tell her if Lindsay calls, MAKE SURE she gets the phone to you. This will let her know that you speak to girls.

and don't worry dude...you're over reacting. Trust me

[hittman]

prove you're not gay by having sex with her.

stolen straight from a recent thread.

[ThatDarnDavidKi11111]

haha your moms funny. she ripped on me. why are you thinking about college at 16?

[Coal Man]

Originally Posted by *****_Got_OWNED

dude, you're just as gay as man_of_men. lmao.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503

I don't like your username. p.m a mod and tell him you wish to change it.

[3lixer.]

How do you get a 1950 out of 1600 on your SATs?

[Crazy Monkey]

who cares if your mom thinks your gay (although she was probably (semi) joking)....shes not the one sucking your cock in bed...so dont worry

and the fact that she sees you on bb all the time IS whats making her think that you ARE possibly straight. haha

dont worry about it, bro. Mom's say a lot of stupid crap...you should hear mine go on about the whey I take

[Rhino77]

Well, she didn't call you gay, she just neglected to confirm that your straight.

You've been owned by the lovng woman, upon whom you once suckled upon the sweet nectar of her teet.

[OmniPotentTitan]

Originally Posted by vadox6466

First, a disclaimer: I have nothing against gays..

Second, the story... Today I went to my backyard because I was BBQ'ing my chicken, and my parents were out there. I start talking to my dad about universities and marks (little b/g: i'm junior next year, trying to get into top 10 uni's in world). He comments how I seem like a perfect candidate for the uni's, ie great school marks in IB, love bodybuilding, good extra curriculars, high SAT score (this all started because I just took an SAT cold turkey from the sample one and got 1950). he said something along the lines of: "you're a perfect candidate, smart, not skinny like the other people you see going to the top schools, not gay--" then my mom abruptly interrupted "we don't know that".

I looked at her and he looked at her and we were both like "wtf?"

I don't know what to think...does she really think I'm gay? She said it in full seriousness too. Maybe it's becuase I'm 16 and only had a gf once in grade 7...but that's just because I haven't really met any girls that I'd want to get wtih (especially not in an academic program like IB).. What should I do? I think bodybuilding has something to do with this because I'm always on a bb'ing forum and that's all she sees...should I leave some porno "accidently" in the history of her computer? Would that change her mind?

Damn this is weird

to try to prove yourself to others, especially ; not limited to trivial matters, is really a waste of your life.

[NarlyYarlyNoWai]

Mother knows Best

[owner]

Take a girl home.

[tnecniv]

Originally Posted by 3lixer.

How do you get a 1950 out of 1600 on your SATs?

there's 3 parts to the SAT's now, its out of 2400 i think

[StrongInChrist]

Originally Posted by vadox6466

First, a disclaimer: I have nothing against gays..

"we don't know that".

I looked at her and he looked at her and we were both like "wtf?"


Damn this is weird

[CerealKiller]

Hold a press conference like Mike Piazza did.

[BuildUpNow]

u know what i think? ur not telling us the whole story, it probably goes a lil something like this:

Ur mom caught u jacking off to gay porn or looking at gay porn and u werent sure if she saw u or not. and she said that ur gay in all seriousness. and i think she's right.

[OmniPotentTitan]

Originally Posted by OmniPotentTitan

to try to prove yourself to others, especially ; not limited to trivial matters, is really a waste of your life.

[Christianson]

Originally Posted by vadox6466

should I leave some porno "accidently" in the history of her computer? Would that change her mind?

LOL. But on a side note porn is bad for you you should work to stay away from it if you can. But don't feel bad my parents did the same thing to me. When I was in middle school and in high school, I was pretty popular and I had a lot of girls who were interested in me. Girls constantly called me and I was considered to be a pretty good looking guy for a time. However, my life just collapsed on me and things changed, and my looks went downhill and I just hit a total fork in my life. I just lost all of my friends and became very isolated from people for a while, and the last thing on my mind was having a girlfriend. I stopped hanging out with girls period and the only person I talked to was my one guy friend. My dad just thought it was wierd that I didnt hang out with girls and told my mom that he thought I was gay. Let me tell you when I heard this I was pretty darn upset. Its like do I come across as gay or something? It's highly offensive. Just because I was a little depressed and stopped talking to girls I am now supposed to be a homosexual? This is not to mention that during this period I had a ton of porn on my computer and non of it was gay porn. So bottom line dont feel bad. I would ask your mom why she would ask you that. The porn solution is not a bad idea but I would resolve it by talking to her about it and just assure her that you are not gay and that you take offense to her thinking so.

[ahmedaz]

She was probably messing with you. Sometimes when I joke on someone I act all serious because it's funny that they think I mean it.

Worst case scenario: hire a hooker and be screwing her and moan loudly in your room and leave the door unlocked, so she comes to check. That'll show her!

[Leper Messiah]

[SolidSnake84]

hahah what an awkward situation! im on bb.com all the time as well and havent had a gf for 2 years, then again i was in college for those years. u dont need to prove urself to anyone though. it is annoying when people assume things tho.

just bring a girl home one night, bang her outside your parents bedroom really loudly, have the girl fall asleep naked on top of you, leave the used condoms scattered about everywhere.......and then when she wakes up in the morning, say "Look what you made me do!"

[vadox6466]

Originally Posted by SolidSnake84

hahah what an awkward situation! im on bb.com all the time as well and havent had a gf for 2 years, then again i was in college for those years. u dont need to prove urself to anyone though. it is annoying when people assume things tho.

just bring a girl home one night, bang her outside your parents bedroom really loudly, have the girl fall asleep naked on top of you, leave the used condoms scattered about everywhere.......and then when she wakes up in the morning, say "Look what you made me do!"

ROFLMAO. reps for suggestion. That actually made me laugh

EDIT: I wasn't really serious about the porn idea..

[wsuwarrior]

You are the kid who wants to buy a leather wrapped phone instead of a car or motorcycle.


Your mom is right.

[STILL STANDING]

You wake up and find out you are gay.

[vadox6466]

Originally Posted by wsuwarrior

You are the kid who wants to buy a leather wrapped phone instead of a car or motorcycle.


Your mom is right.

dude I said I'm getting the motorcycle in that thread..

[Douche100]

I don't think you're gay.

[SolidSnake84]

wow strong bump!