My and 11 of my friends went to Fire Island, NY last week for my birthday. We arrived at 9 PM and got completely trashed. We took the 6 AM ferry home. On the ferry ride home, not only were we still drunk/hungover, we were delirious. Three of my friends were sleeping and a few were laying down and resting. From a distance I can see the ticket girl coming to get our tickets (she was an 8, knees too pointy), so i wake up my friends. After thats all said and done, we see her go up to this guy who was sleeping. He had the paper open and had glasses with no lenses on. She attempts to wake him up but he wouldnt budge, so she gives him a polite push on his chair. One of his eyes open and he reaches out and tries to grad her tickets/money from her hand then falls back "asleep". I guess she thought he was messing with her so she wakes him up again. This time he springs up and runs after her. He chased her up to the top deck. Besides us, there was about 6 other people on board, all old and mosly females. Being the alpha, MMA addicted males we are, we run up the two staircases simoultaneously to aid this girl. He actually grabbed her on the top of the steps. The boat stopped and me and my friends just pounce on this guy. He was actually fighting back, we werent triyn to kick his ass, but we tried to get him the hell away from her. Then he hit my friend in the nose with the back of hand, and we just beat the **** out of him. He was just laying there with his no lense glasses crushed next to him. Once we came to the dock, there are about 8 officers waiting to see what the hell went on. They sat us down and went to aid the guy on the floor. He "wakes" up and says, "what happened?" He acted like he was sleeping and doesnt remeber anything. They aprehended him, and one officer thanked us. It was an awesome end to a great birthday weekend.
This is a true story, im looking around to see if it made the local papers...
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