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Old 08-28-2006, 04:59 PM   #1
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Cool DC: Agency for Overseeing offices for administration of offices which advise offices

Living in the Washington area and spending a good amount of time in DC proper, I meet all sorts of people who work for all sorts of weird agencies. One thing that is absolutely phenomenal is the number of agencies in this town. I have always worked for the private sector, as I am not so sure I could live with myself being one of those tax-paid administrative snobs who studies the social ramification of mullets for a living.

Every politician who comes here promises smaller government. Well they're doing a great job, as you can see:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...deral_agencies

In fact, the Department of Education is about the only aspect of "big government" which has been gutted, ironically in a time where we are being totally smashed by asia in math and science.

I'm currently finding the "Office of Violence Against Women" created in 1995, sort of amusing.
First of all, as if women weren't beaten prior to 1995. Then, you know this group is made up of statisticians who feed administrators with data that they then give to delegates, who try to use the data to pass even more PC laws.

Here's one of their initiatives:
http://www.usdoj.gov/ovw/pledge.htm

"Take the Pledge: What Men Can Do to Stop Violence Against Women"

1) Don't punch them

Done.
Funny how we've moved past women's lib and into this era of "equality" and yet women are still expected to be treated like little fawns who can't possibly report some jackass to the ****ing police if he punches her in the face. "It's more complicated! The violence is intertwined with love!" Ok, well, then take a damn right cross for love, and shut up. Or don't. But we don't need a dmned tax funded Office of Inequality post-Liberation like this.

So what's your favorite government agency?
I mean just look at this ridiculous list.
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Old 08-28-2006, 05:07 PM   #2
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So what's your favorite government agency?
I mean just look at this ridiculous list.
How about the Department of Agriculture? It pays farmers not to grow certain crops and to produce a ridiculous surplus of other crops!

So, what do we get? Massive mountains of corn! This can all be converted into corn syrup, thus creating a huge supply and making it virtually the cheapest food additive on the market! Thus, the food companies look to purchase this right away as an ingredient. Now everyone can become bloated and fat with this new simple sugar revolution!
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Why does this need to be federal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee_Valley_Authority

The achilles heel, which causes the rest of the frivolity:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bureau_of_the_Public_Debt

Oooooh Kaayyy and FDA or regular USDA can't do this why?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_I...Administration

Someone stop me if I am making no sense
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How about the Department of Agriculture? It pays farmers not to grow certain crops and to produce a ridiculous surplus of other crops!
Lol I just had at them in my last post.

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So, what do we get? Massive mountains of corn! This can all be converted into corn syrup, thus creating a huge supply and making it virtually the cheapest food additive on the market! Thus, the food companies look to purchase this right away as an ingredient. Now everyone can become bloated and fat with this new simple sugar revolution!
I think that is about 100% correct. The sugar conspiracy is one conspiracy I agree with.
ADM wants to put sugar in my toothpaste.
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LMAO @ TVA. That is basically a welfare check in the guise of a job it looks like.
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