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08-24-2006, 02:28 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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Wow, my roomates mom still buys him groceries and comes over randomlly, so annoying.
Now, my friends mom is a really nice lady, and I totally dont mind if she pops in and drops something off once in a while, but this is getting rediculous. This week so far shes been here twice. Earlier this week I get out of the shower and go into my room for some porn time, no ones home, so Im really blaring that **** ya know? Im bout half way in and I hear something bumping around in the kitchen, Im like, must be the cats, so I finish up, satisfied. Then I walk out into the kitchen and his moms there doing the dishes? WTF??!? She probably heard loud ass noises from "Asses of Mass Destruction". 
Then today Im walking around in my boxers ready to jump in the shower after the gym and I see her walking up the driveway, so I have to scurry back into my room and throw on some closthes. She says shes just gonna stop in for a few minutes and drop off groceries, ya...right. Im sitting on the couch and she literally made THREE trips to her car for **** for this kid, hes fuccing 25?!?! And yes I could have offered to help her carry stuff in, but I didnt imagine shed make more than one trip, and Ive offered before and shes like "no no, Im fine just stay there".
Then Im like, ok she'll be gone in a minute, so I start hearing the kitchen sink turn on , pans rattling around and she was literally in there for like 30 minutes. Turns out she was a making a fruit bowl for him, again, WTF?!?!
Now I dont want to sound like a dick, and like I said this lady doesnt have a mean bone in her body, but how could you possibly think that your sons roomate wants to sit in his house that he pays rent for while you are chilling there while your son isnt even home, its really awkward and weird to me.
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08-24-2006, 02:31 PM
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next time just hand her your grocery list and tell her when she comes back that you'll thank her in full 
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08-24-2006, 02:31 PM
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The Russian Hammer
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Kick her ass!
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08-24-2006, 02:34 PM
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Do you leave your door unlocked or does she some how have a key to get in?
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08-24-2006, 02:35 PM
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THANK U 4 BEIN A FRIEND
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Is she hot??? Hmmmmm,if she is......
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08-24-2006, 02:35 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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Originally Posted by Blazer_2006
Do you leave your door unlocked or does she some how have a key to get in?
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Both, usually its unlocked but its been locked before and she has a key to come in....
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08-24-2006, 02:36 PM
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ALPHA - [REDZONE]
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you wouldnt be complaining if she was a hot ass milf with big fake tits, a nice tan and the body of a nubile 19 year old.
You would be feeding her meat cucumber sandwiches on a daily.
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08-24-2006, 02:37 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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Originally Posted by WordzWorf
Is she hot??? Hmmmmm,if she is......
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Do you think Id be mad if she was?!?!?! See Beasts comment....
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08-24-2006, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by nieze_01
next time just hand her your grocery list and tell her when she comes back that you'll thank her in full |
^^^^^^^^^
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08-24-2006, 02:49 PM
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i love eating
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next time shes about to open the door, stand there naked on the other side in launch position. then when she opens the door, let it rip! and spray here with diarreah. then explain to her that you were only marking and defending your territory, and to expect the same reaction everytime she comes in.
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its all genes
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08-24-2006, 02:56 PM
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manverage pimp
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Originally Posted by Powers|ave
next time shes about to open the door, stand there naked on the other side in launch position. then when she opens the door, let it rip! and spray here with diarreah. then explain to her that you were only marking and defending your territory, and to expect the same reaction everytime she comes in.
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wtf
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08-24-2006, 02:56 PM
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next time just walk in on her ass naked and she'l be so embarassed and ackward she wont come by anymore.
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08-24-2006, 02:58 PM
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i love eating
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Originally Posted by p0opstlnksal0t
wtf
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well? thats my solution to his problem!
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its all genes
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08-24-2006, 02:59 PM
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almost a whalin brah
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That's bull**** I'd be pissed!..
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08-24-2006, 03:02 PM
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just lounge around in your boxers she'll get the point
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08-24-2006, 03:07 PM
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Getting back in the Game
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Compensate by eating all of his groceries! In order to grow, you need to eat, right?
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08-24-2006, 03:07 PM
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just pretend she isnt there and watch porn as loud as you want
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08-24-2006, 03:10 PM
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ALPHA - [REDZONE]
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maybe she has a crush on u
so being in boxxers n watcing porn may provoke her more
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08-24-2006, 03:14 PM
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Stay classy San Diego
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ignore her, like the mormons at my door, and she'll go away.
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08-24-2006, 03:16 PM
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One shot Kid!
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You got owned so bad when she caught you watching porn.
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08-24-2006, 03:21 PM
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Lmao
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08-24-2006, 03:23 PM
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Ask her to give you head without a condom
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08-24-2006, 03:25 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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Originally Posted by Linkinlog
Ask her to give you head without a condom
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No way.
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08-24-2006, 03:26 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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And I apologize fellas, the name of the porn was "Weapons of Ass Destruction", dont know what I was thinking....
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08-24-2006, 03:30 PM
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Getting back in the Game
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PIITB while shes cleaning the kitchen
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08-24-2006, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ctaylor45
PIITB while shes cleaning the kitchen
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bout time someone says it. u people are slipping
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08-24-2006, 03:46 PM
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"Asses of Mass Destruction".
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lmao haha
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08-24-2006, 06:18 PM
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the real ? is, is she hawt?
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08-26-2006, 02:19 PM
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Watch the triangle brah
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So I subtlely brought up this situation with my roomate and he agreed that she is kind of annoying. Hopefully he will get the hint and tell her not to stop by when Im there by myself, alone, in my room.
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08-26-2006, 02:30 PM
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Det-Lt. Police Squad
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well make sure you dont stick ur penis in an apple pie, and she walks in with the groceries. itll be just like american pie
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