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08-15-2006, 01:13 PM
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Walked in on mom givin dad rimjob
Ok guys i live an hour away from my rents. Well i had some protein sent to their house because i dont trust it in my apt building.
I show up unannounced and walk into the house. Its kind of quiet but i hear the tv so i think ok whatever they're gone or something.
So i walk passed my parents room and my dad is sitting there with his legs in the air and my mom was givin him a rimjob. I was like "WTF" as my dads eyes locked on mine. his legs dropped and his heel hit my moms head and she yelled and turned back and screamed. I ran out of the door, grabbed the protein box on the kitchen counter, ran outside jumped in my car and sped away.
im in ****ing shocck i duno what 2 do
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08-15-2006, 01:15 PM
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Hahahahahahhahaahhahahhahaaahahahhaaahaha
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08-15-2006, 01:15 PM
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You're an adult, you'll get over it.
You should be happy that your dad is still getting some action from your mom after all these years.
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08-15-2006, 01:17 PM
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Loyalty.Purity.Honor.
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hahaha join in.
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08-15-2006, 01:18 PM
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Don't sweaT The techniquE
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useless w/out pics.......
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08-15-2006, 01:18 PM
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i thought this thread was wssicks for a second
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08-15-2006, 01:18 PM
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Banned
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I got so aroused from reading this.
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08-15-2006, 01:18 PM
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I like to dissect girls.
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ROFL
lol just wow next time knock
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08-15-2006, 01:20 PM
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Bar Flies and Cougars FTW
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Call your pops and ask him to give you his secret for getting your mom to give him rim jobs...... i don't think too many ladies give out rim jobs, but then again, I only date spoiled bitc..... I mean ladies so what would I know.
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08-15-2006, 01:20 PM
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what's rimjob?
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08-15-2006, 01:21 PM
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Persevere
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i call bullsh*t, but still funny
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08-15-2006, 01:22 PM
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Supplement Connosueir
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thanks for first lol of the day, i needed it
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08-15-2006, 01:22 PM
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Senior Member
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Originally Posted by BeastWithin
Ok guys i live an hour away from my rents. Well i had some protein sent to their house because i dont trust it in my apt building.
I show up unannounced and walk into the house. Its kind of quiet but i hear the tv so i think ok whatever they're gone or something.
So i walk passed my parents room and my dad is sitting there with his legs in the air and my mom was givin him a rimjob. I was like "WTF" as my dads eyes locked on mine. his legs dropped and his heel hit my moms head and she yelled and turned back and screamed. I ran out of the door, grabbed the protein box on the kitchen counter, ran outside jumped in my car and sped away.
im in ****ing shocck i duno what 2 do
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one of the funniest treads ever !!!!!!!! the title alone made me LMAO
good one
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08-15-2006, 01:23 PM
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Broscientist
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Originally Posted by tennisnut
what's rimjob?
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licking an a@@#0le
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08-15-2006, 01:23 PM
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BrB, GeTn RipPd
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Hope im still receiving rim jobs at that age...
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08-15-2006, 01:23 PM
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is your mom a milf? post pics for the rest of us
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08-15-2006, 01:24 PM
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Banned
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what's the point of that?
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08-15-2006, 01:24 PM
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haha if this is for real it is funny as hell.
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08-15-2006, 01:26 PM
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Broscientist
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Originally Posted by tennisnut
what's the point of that?
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gets u horny...?
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08-15-2006, 01:28 PM
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the kkk took my baby away
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Originally Posted by tennisnut
what's the point of that?
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Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.
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08-15-2006, 01:29 PM
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sounds like a homo technique, but to each his own i guess
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08-15-2006, 01:29 PM
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dude your moms a slut
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08-15-2006, 01:30 PM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by BeastWithin
Ok guys i live an hour away from my rents. Well i had some protein sent to their house because i dont trust it in my apt building.
I show up unannounced and walk into the house. Its kind of quiet but i hear the tv so i think ok whatever they're gone or something.
So i walk passed my parents room and my dad is sitting there with his legs in the air and my mom was givin him a rimjob. I was like "WTF" as my dads eyes locked on mine. his legs dropped and his heel hit my moms head and she yelled and turned back and screamed. I ran out of the door, grabbed the protein box on the kitchen counter, ran outside jumped in my car and sped away.
im in ****ing shocck i duno what 2 do
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You should have jumped in a started eating out your mom's pussy.
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08-15-2006, 01:31 PM
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Fast Twitch
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LOL @ thread
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08-15-2006, 01:31 PM
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Senior Member
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Originally Posted by benner410
gets u horny...?
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i bet the 15 yr old has a lot of expirience on that departament
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08-15-2006, 01:33 PM
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In For The Kill
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Originally Posted by I_m sore
Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.
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LOL you got that from somewhere else.
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08-15-2006, 01:33 PM
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Miscing since 2006
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Originally Posted by affy
dude your moms a slut
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I agree. Just think how awkward it's going to be the next time your mom wants to give you a kiss when she sees you. Thats so gross bro. I don't know if I could kiss my mom after seeing that. You should definetly ask your dad how he got your mom to act like such a filthy skank.
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08-15-2006, 01:37 PM
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Spiritual~
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Originally Posted by SkiNny_BaSTard
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BUMP!! THIS THREAD IS SO ****ING USLESS WITHOUT PICS OF YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-15-2006, 01:37 PM
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Det-Lt. Police Squad
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pics of the mom please
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08-15-2006, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SkiNny_BaSTard
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perfect post... smooth touch, great finish...
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