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08-13-2006, 06:16 PM
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make your computer's voice say dirty things!!!
oh wow, i'm 26, and i'm feeling like a 15 year old. so, i was trying to check out my mic set up, and i discovered that windows (XP at least) has a computer voice and....well, just do this:
go to control panel/speech. open the speech icon and you'll see something about halfway down that says "use the following text to preview the voice."
well, i think you know what to do from there.
my computer just told me it likes to lick my mothers ass. how rude. 
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08-13-2006, 06:18 PM
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"oh yeah, that's it, give it to me. who's your daddy. yeah, you like that don't you"
wow, i'm not sure whether to laugh or start touching myself.
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08-13-2006, 06:19 PM
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Shut The F Up And Lift.
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Originally Posted by AKR
oh wow, i'm 26, and i'm feeling like a 15 year old. so, i was trying to check out my mic set up, and i discovered that windows (XP at least) has a computer voice and....well, just do this:
go to control panel/speech. open the speech icon and you'll see something about halfway down that says "use the following text to preview the voice."
well, i think you know what to do from there.
my computer just told me it likes to lick my mothers ass. how rude. |
GOOD FIND! reps
he sounds like such a retard hahaha
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08-13-2006, 06:23 PM
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lol thats pretty funny....i just hit every letter on the keyboard like this as;ldifwepoienbciojs'ged ovjqepw8ogjiv-3r9po8dg9jv-0qdklc;jkvr and he went through all of it, pretty funny
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08-13-2006, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by justinbrown
GOOD FIND! reps
he sounds like such a retard hahaha
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dude, slow it down a bit and it starts sounding really creepy.
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08-13-2006, 06:26 PM
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haaaaaa great find!!
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08-13-2006, 06:29 PM
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I just had it say f@g Butter and i laughed
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08-13-2006, 07:21 PM
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OMNISCIENT.
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awesome!
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08-13-2006, 07:29 PM
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all day every day
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haha I used to use this all the time in class...like I'd type a huge ass, nasty story and then shut the monitor off and run back to my seat when the teacher was out of the room..he'd come back and hear the story and it would go on forever and ever...oh man, it was so hilarious...
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08-13-2006, 07:44 PM
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RUTHLESS AFFECTION!!!!
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I like doing words like these "Heeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ooooooooooooooo"
Sounds weird
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08-13-2006, 07:56 PM
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i just like to type in 400 filthy nasty swear words and have him say them. pretty childish but great
how about...'wow strong arms'
I wonder if there is a way to record this stuff?
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08-13-2006, 08:00 PM
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type this:
soi soi soi
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08-13-2006, 08:10 PM
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I knew about this when I was like 8.
Man, you guys are behind the times.
But it's still funny nevertheless.
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08-13-2006, 08:29 PM
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I wonder how much this dude can say if I just keep typing and typing maybe for hours this guy must have to stop sometime, i mean come on, he can't speak for ever can he? Well maybe he can, and I find that quite simply a-****ing-mazing
type that, its hilarious
WAIT I HAVE A BETTER ONE TYPE THIS
If usa blood throw it up, throw, throw it up...niqqa, fukk crabs in dah anal patch of Edan and that other niqqa
Last edited by GymClassHero90; 08-13-2006 at 08:32 PM.
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08-13-2006, 08:34 PM
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now i know how to say piitb in real life
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08-13-2006, 08:36 PM
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i had it say clitourous and now my nephew keeps saying it lol.
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08-13-2006, 08:38 PM
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I tried to make it do the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme.....but it only made it to "if anything I could say that th" and it cut off
On a side note, I've now pissed off my wife b/c i've been using the computer to talk to her ever since I found this out.
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08-13-2006, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by El Gilbro
I tried to make it do the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme.....but it only made it to "if anything I could say that th" and it cut off
On a side note, I've now pissed off my wife b/c i've been using the computer to talk to her ever since I found this out. |
LOL, if my girl was here I would be doing the same thing....I keep calling but shes not answering, i already have a sentence ready for when she answers, she will get real sick of me
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08-13-2006, 09:59 PM
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Living in a vacuum sucks
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my phone message
"this is steven hawking calling, just wanted to say you suck"
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08-14-2006, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Hardbody316
i just like to type in 400 filthy nasty swear words and have him say them. pretty childish but great
how about...'wow strong arms'
I wonder if there is a way to record this stuff?
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well, windows usually has some sort of crappy recording ability, but i don't know where it is. if you're really hell bent on it, you can download some free recording software ( http://www.kreatives.org), and then mic your speakers as it plays back.
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08-14-2006, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by El Gilbro
On a side note, I've now pissed off my wife b/c i've been using the computer to talk to her ever since I found this out.
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lol, f*ck yeah.
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08-14-2006, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Hulk06
haha I used to use this all the time in class...like I'd type a huge ass, nasty story and then shut the monitor off and run back to my seat when the teacher was out of the room..he'd come back and hear the story and it would go on forever and ever...oh man, it was so hilarious...
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hahaha, that's awesome.
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08-14-2006, 12:22 AM
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i'm thinking about making a recording and then have it play on start up. something like, "welcome to windows, you sexy b****" or "welcome back, lover."
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08-14-2006, 12:43 AM
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"dont you love to have your dad spray his warm brown runny sloppy diarhea all over your face before you lick out his *******?"
Good stuff 
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