The Real answer to world problems

[mar_angry]

This is my Big Bird theory.

OK. So 1st off we pay the poor workers in china in the cotton factories to create A HUGE rope to pulley the moon down to earth (we'll land it where no one cares; like africa), then well pay russia to smelt all of there rusting nuclear boats in a model of a giant bird face, and use the nuclear reactors to power the face up to where the moon is. But first we need all the sand in africa to make big sand eyes for the bird. This Bird face will halp balance the gravity of earth. All the starving africans can move out of there and go to the new moon with indans (cos there over populated), the rope that we used to pull the moon down can be made in to a giant blanket for the homeless (yes they will be round up into india to sleep together cos indians will have moved to the moon).

See this theory solves EVERYTHING

1) russian nuclear boats
2) poor chinese people + russians
3) overpopulation
4) homeless
5) Starvation (we can eat the homeless when they die)
6) Happiness (everyone will be so happy to see a big bird face smiling)

[stix and stones]

Originally Posted by tarun_s

which world are you in dumbass? china is a booming economy. just because there are poor people there doesnt mean they're all poor. india is a booming economy as well thats soon gonna overtake the US, if it already hasnt. and where the heck would you find money to pay russia? i'm assuming you live in the US since you dont know the rest of the world very well.

and people wonder why everybody hates the US...unless you're just a 21 year old troll

edit: the more i read this the more it seems like you're a troll. now i wonder why i wasted so much energy on typing that **** up ^^.

yes, he's a troll.

[harrytipper]

i think the answer to world problems should be resolved with this:

Kim jong ill is too dangerous ppl of north korea should revolt and rebel againts their own government. I mean cmon we did it againts england. But im sure if the country got taken over by its ppl kim jong ill would be pretty pissed off and just take the world down with him and shoot all his nukes. so basically we gotta find some thing that can disarm nukes while there in the air
CMON THESE SCIENTIST GUYS FOR THE GOVERNEMTN GO TO COLLEGE FOR 10 YEARS THEY CAN FRICKIN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GO TO THE MOON AND SEND ROBOTS TO MARS BUT THEY CANT FRICKEN FIND A WAY TO MAKE A WAY TO DISARM NUKES IN THE AIR CMON ALL THESE NUKES ARE CONTROLLED BY COMPUTERS RIGHT? Y DONT WE JUST MAKE A REMOTE THAT SHOOTS SIGNALS TO THE DAMN NUKES AND DISARM TEHM CMON 10 YEARS OF COLLEGE AND NOTHING.

well ya

[aberry33]

Originally Posted by tarun_s

which world are you in dumbass? china is a booming economy. just because there are poor people there doesnt mean they're all poor. india is a booming economy as well thats soon gonna overtake the US, if it already hasnt. and where the heck would you find money to pay russia? i'm assuming you live in the US since you dont know the rest of the world very well.

and people wonder why everybody hates the US...unless you're just a 21 year old troll

edit: the more i read this the more it seems like you're a troll. now i wonder why i wasted so much energy on typing that **** up ^^.

haha

[mar_angry]

Originally Posted by tarun_s

which world are you in dumbass? china is a booming economy. just because there are poor people there doesnt mean they're all poor. india is a booming economy as well thats soon gonna overtake the US, if it already hasnt. and where the heck would you find money to pay russia? i'm assuming you live in the US since you dont know the rest of the world very well.

and people wonder why everybody hates the US...unless you're just a 21 year old troll

edit: the more i read this the more it seems like you're a troll. now i wonder why i wasted so much energy on typing that **** up ^^.

Thankfully im not in the US as it seems us stupidity is contagious and has rubbed off on canada.

Believe it or not this was a joke thread moron, im sorry you are so socially inept to discover these qualities in writing.

You think china is a great economy? Yes it is getting richer. But who dimwit? Not the millions of people running the rice farms.

Although there is no point arguing the thread as it was created as a JOKE, i'll take the liberty of doing so as you did with me.

1) Where did I mention paying india? Where did I mention they were a poor country? (Which by the way they are if you that stupid flu wasn't over canada you would realise that people still bathe in polluted water and recieve financial aid from the UN as does china)

2) How would we pay russia? The exact same way any country pays for another countries offerings, with cash or nice little incentives, like aid, food just like the UN does to countries who help them out.


oh sorry, i got all wound up arguing with a canadian is just like arguing with a 'special child' shame on me

[mar_angry]

well someone got cut

[tarun_s]

jeez what was i thinking in taking that seriously. it wasnt even that funny anyway.

anyway since you made such great points.
a) china is getting richer the same way every other country is getting richer. the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. whats your point?
b) i dont know why i mentioned india's economy. which, btw the only reason people bathe in polluted waters is because they think its not polluted. lack of education. they receive financial aid from the UN? you have any idea how much debt the US is in? you have any idea how much india gave the US in katrina's wake? you have any idea how much more it was than when the US gave india for the tsunami?
c) and i'm sorry, but at the state the US is heading, russia is gonna laugh off any US incentives. what aid can the US gives russia anyway?

and i'm gonna delete my first thread...

well someone got cut

rightttttt....