Ways to annoy people in an Elevator

[Blazik]

IDK these are kinda funny thought i'd share!

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”

[CLK-GTR]

no, no, the most annoying thing in elevators is when ****ing kids press all the buttons. the parents think its cute, but they dont have to stand there as it goes up the next 20 floors one by one

[LMW]

fart.

[Mike750]

Originally Posted by LMW

fart.

Damn, beat me to it.

It's gotta be the worst and most silent protein fart possible (for deniability). Then take in a big sniff and ask "MMMM, whose carrying the roses?"

[SCiONiC_xTc_32]

Take off all your clothes, squat down a take a **** and eat it. They'll think your psycho.

[SF_Muscle_]

humm a random tune that no one knows.

[skinnyme]

With a buddy:

B1: Do you think you can get me off on the charges?

B2: Well, why did you kill the guy?

B1: Because he was staring at the back of my head!

[skinnyme]

BTW, here's a good elevator quote:

A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.

[chasm143]

you could always talk about the weather...it's so obvious to all, since all of you just walked in from outside, but people love to do it anyways...
-really is quite annoying...

[BuildUpNow]

Fart.