Need advice my neighbor yesturday wants some lovin...

[shlomo]

i live in a big apartment building 20 floors in brooklyn NY. So yesturday i get ready for my cousin graduation got dressed up nice did my hair and all soo im waiting downstairs for my cousin to pick me up and some lady and i am not sure if she was a lady or a young girl and i didnt really see her face but 1-10 she was like 6 , 6 1/2 she went to check her mail and she was like tlaking to herself saying "dam i need some luvin bla bla bla i would even want some peurto rican , or italian lovin" so im looking at her smiling , then she walks in the elevator shes like bye sexy im like bye sexyyy shes like 18B the name is chanell i dont bite ... ok now what should i do?

Here is what i was thinking

1. She might be young and live with her family so it would be weird if i knock on the door and just ask for channel

2. I dont remember if it was 18B or 18D or 18C sounds familiar

and also i told my cousin and he wants to come to lol

[hokiehokieVT]

I don't think anybody who'll post in this thread gives two ****s about what you'll do.

But, I can tell you that we ALL want some pictures.

So get to work.

[KennyK]

Don't do anything.

Your obviously teh gay.

[KennyK]

Don't do anything.

Your obviously teh gay.

[Antidote]

****ing go up there man, wtf kind of question is this?

[billz015]

Don't do anything.

Your obviously teh gay.

[shlomo]

yoo kenny relax you lil ***

#2 im def going today butt a little later i godda go gym first but how da fuk do you expect me to take pictures of this?

[klax410]

**** her, then say "Your on candid camera!"

[fast37]

You go up there with a shopping cart full of jello mix. Then you tell her you want to turn her apartment into a jello wrestling ring. Then you tell her to invite her little ho friends, you get your cousin, you get some cameras and a bucket full of vaseline. Don't forget the copious ammounts of liquor. Then you lube everbody up, turn on the cameras and record the greatest party of all time. This is just what i would do.

[Donster]

This is ****ing dumb...
You have already conversated. Next step is to take it to a whole new level.

Go to her apartment and ask her out..

[shlomo]

hahah well i really havent converstated with her i just said like 3 words im not gonna ask her out if i go up there im gonna like invite myself in ... i was thinking saying something like ... im here to help out your little problem ... she was sayin how she needs lovin so ill do maybe

[phikappa]

Sounds like she's going crazy down by the lake.

[nick187]

do it man, just do it. just don't go knocking on the door with your protein shake.

[KingWay]

^^ 2 scoops bitch!!

[Man2kx]

Dude, just go by yourself, screw that.

2 guys + 1 girl = gay when your balls touch
2 girls + 1 guy = good

GO THERE, and if her family is there, and they answer, be like "OH wrong room". THATS IT. Bring a rubber and pound one out. You'd probably be able to go back from time to time when you need to get some.

Don't be an idiot and wonder what could have happened, figure out what will happen, either you get some or not, because even if you find out that you WONT get any from her, at least you won't be thinking "DAMN, I wonder if I coulda got any?"

DO THIS:
1. Log off BB.com
2. Walk outside your room.
3. Go to 18B.
4. Knock on the door.
5. Put your rubber on.
6. Have fun.




Just lose your virginity without your cousin bro, seriously.

[youngNhopefull]

Originally Posted by billz015

Don't do anything.

Your obviously teh gay.

Don't do anything.
Your obviously teh gay.

[AlanT]

Originally Posted by Man2kx

Dude, just go by yourself, screw that.

2 guys + 1 girl = gay when your balls touch
2 girls + 1 guy = good

GO THERE, and if her family is there, and they answer, be like "OH wrong room". THATS IT. Bring a rubber and pound one out. You'd probably be able to go back from time to time when you need to get some.

Don't be an idiot and wonder what could have happened, figure out what will happen, either you get some or not, because even if you find out that you WONT get any from her, at least you won't be thinking "DAMN, I wonder if I coulda got any?"

DO THIS:
1. Log off BB.com
2. Walk outside your room.
3. Go to 18B.
4. Knock on the door.
5. Put your rubber on.
6. Have fun.




Just lose your virginity without your cousin bro, seriously.

Great post.

[louisdorkman]

at which point did you realize it was just a dream?

[kennyskinny]

Yeah for real if you are posting this and not doing her then there is your answer.

[FreeBirdbulker]

since when do girls talk to themselves and say "I need luvin, even italian or puerto rican luvin"

[kalagan]

If she's not a 9-10, don't bang her bro !!!

[Patrok]

****ing beware man

about one a month my neighbor wanted some sex, she is like your a 6/10, but

SHE IS A ****ING SCHYZO
SHE HAVE MAJOR MENTAL ISSUES
SHE DONT ****ING SHAVE IS PUSSIE

now she is ****ing annoying and always talk about is ****ty life to me.

BEWARE !!

[beaul]

Originally Posted by Patrok

****ing beware man

about one a month my neighbor wanted some sex, she is like your a 6/10, but

SHE IS A ****ING SCHYZO
SHE HAVE MAJOR MENTAL ISSUES
SHE DONT ****ING SHAVE IS PUSSIE

now she is ****ing annoying and always talk about is ****ty life to me.

BEWARE !!

English Mother F^cker! Do you speak it?

[kalagan]

^^^^lol....he speaks English like a French !!!

Lol @ SHE DONT ****ING SHAVE (H)IS PUSSIE !!!

[shlomo]

wow my bad i forgot about this thread so i did go up that day and this girl is def not a 9 or 10 more like a 6 .. 6 1/2

anywayss i knock on her door she awnsers im like whats going on you wanna chill her mother yells in the background whos that then she is like some guy who likes me from upsatirs and im like in my head wtf what a bitchh
anways i see like 2 kids in the house and shes like lets go to coney island or to a movie tomrorw im like ok w/e i just wanted to leave she seems like a real retartd and i saw her the next day she is like why didnt you knock on my door ***** .. i was like i godda go baa byee

[Bob_Ross42]

i would bone her