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06-22-2006, 05:47 AM
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..then I rocked the joint
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The most badass' last words on Deathrow!!
"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'." -James French, sentenced to death in the Electric Chair
"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man." -Che Guevara
"You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the grim reaper." -Robert Alton Harris, put to death in the Gas Chamber
"Oh ****." -Marc Lepine, before putting the gun below his face and firing
"You're fired." words mouthed silently by death row inmate Leslie Dale Martin, to his lawyer sitting in the viewing area, before being executed by lethal injection
"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" -Karl Marx, to his housekeeper
"I told u I was hardcore." -Brandon Vedas, typed to an IRC room watching him on his webcam. Vedas deliberately overdosed on prescription painkillers.
"Am I dying or is is this my birthday?"
"Do you know where I can get any ****?"
"You sons of bitches. Give my love to Mother."
"Show my head to the people. It is worth seeing."
"I see that you have made three spelling mistakes." he was handed his official death sentence by the court clerk as he was led to the scaffold.
"This is funny."
"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide."
"My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix you hair. It's a mess."
"Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking to your boss."
"Born in a hotel room--and God damn it--died in a hotel room."
What would you say???
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06-22-2006, 06:00 AM
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Registered Loser
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Originally Posted by nail3r
What would you say???
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'You're fired' to the lawyer is pretty fcuking funny, I might just steal that one if I ever need it.
In reality it would probably be something like 'Oh my God! Don't kill me! No! Help me! Please don't fcuking kill me! It wasn't me!'
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06-22-2006, 06:09 AM
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IƧlamic ∆lliance
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Originally Posted by nail3r
"Oh ****." -Marc Lepine, before putting the gun below his face and firing
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yea that is classic 
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أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله
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06-22-2006, 06:18 AM
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Adding Mass!!!
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"I'll be waiting for you"
"Crank it up"
"Lets party"
"You all ready for this?"
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06-22-2006, 06:39 AM
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My last words would be 'HOLY **** EVERYONE LOOK OVER THERE!'
Then I'd run out the room a free man (presuming it's a prison execution or something).
Technically in that scenario then they wouldn't be my last words, unless I got hit by a bus on the way out, so I'll go with that
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06-22-2006, 07:23 AM
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Heavy Duty
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I wouldn't be in that position in the first place. 
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06-22-2006, 07:25 AM
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Banned
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Fif
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Originally Posted by bbowen32006
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FIF
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06-22-2006, 08:19 AM
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Banned
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AUTOBOTS! ROLL OUT!
then i would be saved by optimus prime
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06-22-2006, 08:38 AM
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Banned
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what he said..........
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06-22-2006, 09:43 AM
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Prison Workout Enthusiast
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I would yell Freedom for a duration of 7 seconds, like Mel Gibson.
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06-22-2006, 09:47 AM
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Banned
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"Come on warden, Lets give these people what they came here to see." 
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06-22-2006, 09:49 AM
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The Memory Of Trees
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Years ago, this writer committed suicde.
His "farewell note" said, "See you in hell, bitches."
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06-22-2006, 12:21 PM
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..then I rocked the joint
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Originally Posted by C Hall
Years ago, this writer committed suicde.
His "farewell note" said, "See you in hell, bitches."
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I wuld flex my guns and say.....
wow strong arms!!!
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06-22-2006, 12:31 PM
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Platinum Account User
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I have two words for you
SUCK IT!
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06-22-2006, 12:31 PM
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Exotic Game Hunter
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My last words:
"See y'all later"
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06-22-2006, 12:36 PM
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Registered User
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"you don't have the balls to kill m..." - i would be wrong
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06-22-2006, 12:45 PM
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I'm Hungry
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"Look at my biceps" said with Arnold's accent, double-bi pose, then kiss both biceps.
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06-22-2006, 12:50 PM
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I lika do the cha cha
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The classic, "hey y'all watch this"
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