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06-11-2006, 12:21 AM
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A True Story
I was at the airport and had to wait for a couple of hours before my flight, so I bought myself a magazine and a kitkat. I sat down and put the candy on the empty seat beside me. A few minutes later, a guy sat down two seats as my kitkat. I started reading my magazine, and every few minutes i would take a little bite. I noticed that every so often this guy would pick up my chocolate and take a bite too! I couldnt believe it!!!! I kept my cool until he ate the last piece. That was when i got ticked off. I stood up, crumpled the kitkat wrapper and threw at him and then crushed his muffin into pieces and dropped it on the floor and left.
When i was on the plane, i put my bag away and fastened my seatbelt. I reached into my jacket pocket and saw my kitkat. i was eating his kitkat God damnit.
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06-11-2006, 12:41 AM
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bahahahhaha...your going to hell
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06-11-2006, 12:47 AM
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lol...
7 days...
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06-11-2006, 12:50 AM
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111one!!!!!!!!shi ft!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111
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06-11-2006, 12:54 AM
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if thats true thats pretty funny
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06-11-2006, 12:59 AM
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Haha, nice but my mom told that to me like a couple years ago. It was a box of candy or something, not a kitkat, nice improvision though!
edit: spelling
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06-11-2006, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by live2learn
Haha, nice but my mom told that to me like a couple years ago. It was a box of candy or something, not a kitkat, nice improvision though!
edit: spelling
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Bull**** detector is on.
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06-11-2006, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by UCLA2006
Bull**** detector is on.
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Im not joking. But its ok if you dont believe me, I wont hate you..
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06-11-2006, 01:51 AM
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Yeah I heard the same thing, but it was a bag of chips. At an airport too. You were actually a girl. And the fat guy was a ugly looking normal sized nerd guy, who turns out to be nice.
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06-11-2006, 02:01 AM
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Ya, but it was an old man instead of the nerd, oh and it was a bag of cookies. And the old man would smile, not saying anything to the woman as she ate his cookies, she would take one then he would take one, not knowing they werent hers. then the old man grabbed the last cookie and split it half with her, thats is when she got furious and stormed off, then on the airplane she realised he was sharing with her and felt bad.
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06-11-2006, 02:21 AM
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Ya, but it was an old man instead of the nerd, oh and it was a bag of cookies. And the old man would smile, not saying anything to the woman as she ate his cookies, she would take one then he would take one, not knowing they werent hers. then the old man grabbed the last cookie and split it half with her, thats is when she got furious and stormed off, then on the airplane she realised he was sharing with her and felt bad.
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YEAH YEAH THATS IT.
You probably have a better memory than me. LOL, I can't even remember WHEN I heard that story, ~year ago.
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06-11-2006, 02:25 AM
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YEAH YEAH THATS IT.
You probably have a better memory than me. LOL, I can't even remember WHEN I heard that story, ~year ago.
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Haha. The way my mom told me was inspiring, made you want to share with everyone. Nice your an Arizonian too. What city?
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06-11-2006, 02:34 AM
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Haha. The way my mom told me was inspiring, made you want to share with everyone. Nice your an Arizonian too. What city?
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I'm not an "Arizonian" I am an Arizonican. 
I am from Snowflake, small town.
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06-11-2006, 02:40 AM
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Sweetness. I assume you snowboard.
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06-11-2006, 02:42 AM
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Jay Rawd Is My Sex Toy
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Originally Posted by live2learn
Im not joking. But its ok if you dont believe me, I wont hate you..
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Are you still claiming this is a true story?
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06-11-2006, 02:47 AM
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Sweetness. I assume you snowboard.
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LOL nope, never have... want to, but never have. I have only been to "old" sunrise to sled, and thats been like 4evrz agoz!!!
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06-11-2006, 02:50 AM
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Are you still claiming this is a true story?
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Confused. Ummmm, Ill try to answer anyways.
Its not true(well maybe it is from YEARS ago and was passed down) its just an inspirational story my mom told me when I was younger, then the thread starter used the story as his own..
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06-11-2006, 02:52 AM
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LOL nope, never have... want to, but never have. I have only been to "old" sunrise to sled, and thats been like 4evrz agoz!!!
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Ah dude your missing out! Ive been going to Montana for four years now snowboarding. Only been to Flagstaff like once and it SUXS.
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06-11-2006, 03:02 AM
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Ah dude your missing out! Ive been going to Montana for four years now snowboarding. Only been to Flagstaff like once and it SUXS.
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lol, the thing is that i dont want to because i am too scared to get hurt for football season. I don't want to get a 4 month recovery injury, it would set me back a ton. yeah i know its not a huge chance of injury but still. well i am off to sleep, pm me if a reply
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06-11-2006, 07:10 AM
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Hahaha that's funny as fvuk.
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