1,000 Post Rant

solarize · 05-15-2006, 12:34 AM

In celebrating my 1,000th Post, I thought I would start a rant.

This is dedicated to all the sub 30 posters, who ask Q's without searching.
This is to all the 130lb Superdrol users.
And to the guys with four credit cards, buying Cell-Tech.

But mostly, its a thank-you, to the awesomeness of bb.com. I freakn love this forum. It has its problems sure, but i really enjoy reading it each day and participating and learning. Always learning. This thread of course will be lost in the junk of supp forums, but thats the beauty and the pain of having so many users.

HUGE17yrold:Hi, I'm 17, 140pounds been training for 3 months. My mate gave me these "white" tablets three weeks ago and since then I have gained 15lb!!!! But, I don't know how to say this, but my balls feel smaller and I can't get it up, whats going on?

Somedude : Hi, I just started using creatine, whats the best one to use?
Response: You should use MY Product from MY company, check these logs I sponsodred.
Reponse2: Your too young to use creatine, stick with basics
Response3: Eat more oats
Response4: Search Tech + Cell Tech!
Response5: Beast for president

18yr180lb: I've been training for 1 year, and damn I've hit a plateu! Before going straight for the SD, I thought I would ask, what should I do?
pu13cl: Oats. Food. Training. Rest. Repeat. For everything else there is CL-TECH (controlled labs tech)
hugedude: Deadlifts. How many times i Gotta tell ya, deadlifts. if you aint deadlifting, you aint growing. Jesus. The past year of trainign is just luck mate. You want forearms? Deadlifts. You want a huge back like Coleman? Deadlifts. You want hamstrings that go SNAP! when you stand up. Deadlifts. **** dude, deadlifts even work the chest AND the feet. The feet yoiu say? New 2007 ifbb rules are judging feet, so get training mother!@
steroidnazi: Superdrol, plain and simple. Remember your support supps.THey are the following. They will set you back like $400, but who cares, WAY better than real gear... **** ya lipids and cholesterol, your young, you'll bounce back
Milke THistle
Sesamin
Nolva
Clomid
ATD
Regain
coq10
multi
flax
fish oil
red rice thingo
more oil
more ATD..,., RUn it all inverse/reverse/converse with the nolva / clomid

GynoSd19: I got gyno from SD and now my mum won't let me play in the park.
solarize: suck ****.. I mean.. that sucks man.. you sure its gyno and your just not a fat ass? Maybe your fat and don't know it? Anyway, what was your PCT like?
GynoSD19: PCT? Is like that ATP, adosine triphosphate? I already get that man from working out, freakn idiot.
solarize: yeah.. atp... no.. pct is for recovery, what did you use.
GynoSD19: look man if your not going to help me, screw you, Lost is on anyway. This gyno sucks, my sister is like 16 and says I can borrow her bra.
Straight from the Pro Section:
32Zane: Man, Zane and Arnold were the best. Screw Ronnie and the ninja turles of today
RonnieLover: BAh! You can't compete with Ronnies size, he would EAT Zane.
Gunterdude: Germans rock!
Cutlerhead: Remeber Guile from StreetFigther! I'm his brother.
Craig(jail): Man, i am shrinking bad! Where's some freakn nolva in this cell