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got a email harsh letter from female friends freinds-what the heck
got the msg from some gal i been hanging out wiht-met her off the net. met her friends briefly ang got this msg yesterday via email. what the heck indecent behaviour-omg i did nothing. this is crazy- inapporaopraite behaviour-what did i do really. this is insane. i never said "hey baby, come lets ahve sex now or anything sexual". just casual small talk like i do with male friends and co workers. waht is wrong wiht em.
she invited me to her b day party- i might not even go. what screwed up freinds-they hardly even now me and this.
tell me what you guys think of this letter. should i pursue her or say ah see ya. i phone her she never phones me. last 3 wks i been getin busy busy-just to hang out for coffee.
this is screwed
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We, jen's friends feel that we need to discuss some important issues concerning your inappropriate behaviour. This is a collective email that we need to send to you because we are upset with your social actions.
According to jen, you have known each other for a short amount of time and are becoming closer and closer. She tells us most everything regarding your relationship (because we are her good friends and we care for her). As far as we know, you have only gone out a few times and have made good (interesting) conversation to put it lightly. We understand that you are a smart and nice person and that you seem VERY interested in Jen.
HOWEVER....
It appears to us that you have been asking jen about US. Particularly Lisa. This is a very bold move on your part and we do not know what to think of it. We know that you are "searching" for a girlfriend and that you are considering all options. We believe that your brash and indecent behaviour is not the best way to go. In fact, it will probably deter any potential candidates and future relationships you may develop.
HERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU:
1. WHAT PROVOKED YOU TO ASK JEN OUT AFTER KNOWING HER FOR ONLY SO LONG?
2. WHY DID AGREE TO COME TO BOWLING IN THE FIRST PLACE?
3. WHY DID YOU NOT BOWL?
4. WHY DID YOU NOT SPEAK TO ANY OF US?
5. YOU APPEARED TO BE WANTING A RELATIONSHIP WITH JEN- WHY DID YOU ASK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU?
6. WHAT MAKES YOU INTERESTED IN US?
7. DID YOU CHOOSE LISA JUST BECUASE OF HOW SHE LOOKS? IF SO, YOU ARE SO SUPERFICIAL AND SHALLOW!! (YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK TO HER)
8. SO YOU WANT TO COME TO JEN'S BIRTHDAY NOW EH? IS IT TO CHECK OUT MORE GIRLS?
9. WHY DO YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF YOURSELF? BE HUMBLE AND MODEST MAN
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1. YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY QUIET AND INTROVERTED MAN -- TALK!!
2. YOU DO NOT GO TO A SOCIAL EVENT THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CONSIDERED A "DATE" AND CHECK OUT HER FRIENDS AS IF THEY ARE MEAT!!!
3. YOU DO NOT ASK ABOUT JEN'S FRIENDS AND WHETHER OR NOT THEY WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER JUST MEETING THEM ONCE
4. YOU DO NOT TELL A GIRL THAT SHE IS NOT PRETTY --EVER AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU COMPARE HER TO HER FRIENDS
5. YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BE A GENTLEMEN, BE COURTEOUS, AND BEHAVE IN A MORE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE MANNER
ok...i am sure that we have showed our displeasure with you. when she first told us about what you said, we were literally all blown away. we believed that you were a nice guy, but it appears to us that you are a jerk. if you don't explain yourself or change your ways, you can hit the road JACK!
PS. JEN IS, AND NEVER WILL PLAY HARD TO GET!!!!!!!
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05-08-2006, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by joe45
got the msg from some gal i been hanging out wiht-met her off the net. met her friends briefly ang got this msg yesterday via email. what the heck indecent behaviour-omg i did nothing. this is crazy- inapporaopraite behaviour-what did i do really. this is insane. i never said "hey baby, come lets ahve sex now or anything sexual". just casual small talk like i do with male friends and co workers. waht is wrong wiht em.
she invited me to her b day party- i might not even go. what screwed up freinds-they hardly even now me and this.
tell me what you guys think of this letter. should i pursue her or say ah see ya. i phone her she never phones me. last 3 wks i been getin busy busy-just to hang out for coffee.
this is screwed
Dan:
We, jen's friends feel that we need to discuss some important issues concerning your inappropriate behaviour. This is a collective email that we need to send to you because we are upset with your social actions.
According to jen, you have known each other for a short amount of time and are becoming closer and closer. She tells us most everything regarding your relationship (because we are her good friends and we care for her). As far as we know, you have only gone out a few times and have made good (interesting) conversation to put it lightly. We understand that you are a smart and nice person and that you seem VERY interested in Jen.
HOWEVER....
It appears to us that you have been asking jen about US. Particularly Lisa. This is a very bold move on your part and we do not know what to think of it. We know that you are "searching" for a girlfriend and that you are considering all options. We believe that your brash and indecent behaviour is not the best way to go. In fact, it will probably deter any potential candidates and future relationships you may develop.
HERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU:
1. WHAT PROVOKED YOU TO ASK JEN OUT AFTER KNOWING HER FOR ONLY SO LONG?
2. WHY DID AGREE TO COME TO BOWLING IN THE FIRST PLACE?
3. WHY DID YOU NOT BOWL?
4. WHY DID YOU NOT SPEAK TO ANY OF US?
5. YOU APPEARED TO BE WANTING A RELATIONSHIP WITH JEN- WHY DID YOU ASK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU?
6. WHAT MAKES YOU INTERESTED IN US?
7. DID YOU CHOOSE LISA JUST BECUASE OF HOW SHE LOOKS? IF SO, YOU ARE SO SUPERFICIAL AND SHALLOW!! (YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK TO HER)
8. SO YOU WANT TO COME TO JEN'S BIRTHDAY NOW EH? IS IT TO CHECK OUT MORE GIRLS?
9. WHY DO YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF YOURSELF? BE HUMBLE AND MODEST MAN
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HERE ARE SOME POINTERS:
1. YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY QUIET AND INTROVERTED MAN -- TALK!!
2. YOU DO NOT GO TO A SOCIAL EVENT THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CONSIDERED A "DATE" AND CHECK OUT HER FRIENDS AS IF THEY ARE MEAT!!!
3. YOU DO NOT ASK ABOUT JEN'S FRIENDS AND WHETHER OR NOT THEY WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER JUST MEETING THEM ONCE
4. YOU DO NOT TELL A GIRL THAT SHE IS NOT PRETTY --EVER AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU COMPARE HER TO HER FRIENDS
5. YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BE A GENTLEMEN, BE COURTEOUS, AND BEHAVE IN A MORE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE MANNER
ok...i am sure that we have showed our displeasure with you. when she first told us about what you said, we were literally all blown away. we believed that you were a nice guy, but it appears to us that you are a jerk. if you don't explain yourself or change your ways, you can hit the road JACK!
PS. JEN IS, AND NEVER WILL PLAY HARD TO GET!!!!!!!
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What a lame bunch of friends. tell them to eat a dick and do as you please. Oh and tell them bodybuilders love their meat, and lisa had a juicy ass so you just wanted to measure the protein content.
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05-08-2006, 01:45 PM
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wow their are some evil chicks out their cant believe they even had the balls to do that
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05-08-2006, 01:46 PM
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lol dude be nice if you wanna **** jen. They(the friends) have more influence over her than you ever will. If you make enemys with them, they can make it impossible for her to even want to talk to you again.
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05-08-2006, 01:55 PM
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If it were me... I'd email them back and say "who the **** do ya'll think you are? I dont give a **** how you all feel, just how jen feels. if she feels the same as you she can take it up with me. You all have some ovaries thinking i have any interest in you. I was being polite when i asked about you girls. If you are the type of friends who are going to be in the relationship with me and Jen, and Jen condones this, I will not be with Jen.
You all coem across as very immature and should rethink your outlook on your friend's relationship.
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I agree with home boy here. It's none of their business why you asked this chic out. They have the audacity to judge you and pry into your business after just meeting them, and with out even giving you a chance to get to know them.
Dude this is a red flag here. If her friends act like this then she may be like them. It also sounds like if you dated this Jen chic you'll be dating her friends as well. Meaning that they'll always be in your business and telling her all kinds of bull****!
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05-08-2006, 01:55 PM
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lol dude be nice if you wanna **** jen. They(the friends) have more influence over her than you ever will. If you make enemys with them, they can make it impossible for her to even want to talk to you again.
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Or better yet play the innocent victim role to jen. Pretend as if your confused, offended and not sure if you want to continue seeing her and then forward her the email so she sees it for herself. That she make her mad at her friends cuz she will think they are just jealous.
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05-08-2006, 02:02 PM
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Crazy girls no wonder they are all single, reading posts like that makes me happy at times for being single and drama free. Bro you don't have to prove yourself to her stuck up friends. Do what you gotta do if you really like Jen.
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05-08-2006, 02:11 PM
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i cant stop laughing
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05-08-2006, 02:17 PM
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Didn't bother reading all of it - sorry
I suggest fowarding that e-mail to jen, Ask her what the **** is up with her friends..
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Stop talking to jen and if she asks you what is the problem tell her it's cuz of her friends and show her the e-mail.
Either way, I'd not want to be with a woman who has friends like that.
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05-08-2006, 02:20 PM
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Didn't bother reading all of it - sorry
I suggest fowarding that e-mail to jen, Ask her what the **** is up with her friends..
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Stop talking to jen and if she asks you what is the problem tell her it's cuz of her friends and show her the e-mail.
Either way, I'd not want to be with a woman who has friends like that.
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Aww why not? Her friends just need to get laid, that's all. Invite all of them over, and invite a couple of your dude friends to hook 'em up with.
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05-08-2006, 02:31 PM
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How old are these girls?
Seriously, do you even have to ask us? Find someone else to pursue.
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05-08-2006, 02:40 PM
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Aww why not? Her friends just need to get laid, that's all. Invite all of them over, and invite a couple of your dude friends to hook 'em up with.
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Cuz her friends sound very stuck up jealous. You are right tho, they do need to get laid.
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05-08-2006, 03:27 PM
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What a bunch of stupid, interfering, ugly-natured women.
Write them back, and say only this: "So, is that a "no" on the blow job? I'll pay!
Oh, and by the way, your email reminds me of what my daddy always used to tell me, "The only thing you pull out of your ass is ****, son, so next time know what you're talking about before you open your mouth."
You have a nice day, now!"
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05-08-2006, 03:35 PM
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Did you honestly ask her if her friends would date you?
Are you 15 years old?
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05-08-2006, 04:29 PM
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Did you honestly ask her if her friends would date you?
Are you 15 years old?
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yea i did ,and i'm 24.she mentioned freindship between us and a little bit interested- in a month. lol i phone her she never phones me, i do all the initating.
i asked about her friends if they were single b/c jen said she only wanted freindship. so i inquired about the girls
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05-08-2006, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by joe45
yea i did ,and i'm 24.she mentioned freindship between us and a little bit interested- in a month. lol i phone her she never phones me, i do all the initating.
i asked about her friends if they were single b/c jen said she only wanted freindship. so i inquired about the girls
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that makes sense to me, why not ask about her friends??
but besides that, these girls are bitchy. you're 24? are they 13? that's an email i'd expect from an 8th grader.
F them man, they sound litke some serious douches.
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05-08-2006, 05:23 PM
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1. Have sex with Jen
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2. Show the letter to her
She probably acts just like her friends. Next time all of you hang out I would call all of her friend "out" and show them the email and anyone that has any ovaries can explain it to you in person.
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05-08-2006, 05:28 PM
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1. Have sex with Jen
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2. Show the letter to her
She probably acts just like her friends. Next time all of you hang out I would call all of her friend "out" and show them the email and anyone that has any ovaries can explain it to you in person.
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You should definitely do it in front of her and them like this guy says and embarass those clowns.
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05-08-2006, 05:39 PM
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I definately would not let any girl, let alone her friends, talk to you like that.
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05-08-2006, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by joe45
got the msg from some gal i been hanging out wiht-met her off the net. met her friends briefly ang got this msg yesterday via email. what the heck indecent behaviour-omg i did nothing. this is crazy- inapporaopraite behaviour-what did i do really. this is insane. i never said "hey baby, come lets ahve sex now or anything sexual". just casual small talk like i do with male friends and co workers. waht is wrong wiht em.
she invited me to her b day party- i might not even go. what screwed up freinds-they hardly even now me and this.
tell me what you guys think of this letter. should i pursue her or say ah see ya. i phone her she never phones me. last 3 wks i been getin busy busy-just to hang out for coffee.
this is screwed
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Don't take it seriously. If I were you, I'd drop them all but I'd still reply in facetious manner. I'd actually do that no matter what...
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HERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU:
1. WHAT PROVOKED YOU TO ASK JEN OUT AFTER KNOWING HER FOR ONLY SO LONG?
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The way she looks in those jeans...you know the one's I'm talking about, right?
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2. WHY DID AGREE TO COME TO BOWLING IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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I'm an ex pro-bowler and thought there might be some groupies hanging out at the alley.
I didn't want to humiliate you guys with my awesome bowling abilities.
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I was worn out from the night before. You'd be amazed at some of the things Vietnamese hookers can do.
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5. YOU APPEARED TO BE WANTING A RELATIONSHIP WITH JEN- WHY DID YOU ASK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU?
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Polyamory is the new rage. Don't you watch HBO?
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Your bowling scores. I've never met anyone who sucks as bad as you guys.
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7. DID YOU CHOOSE LISA JUST BECUASE OF HOW SHE LOOKS? IF SO, YOU ARE SO SUPERFICIAL AND SHALLOW!! (YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK TO HER)
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Her Bedroom eyes did all of the talking.
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8. SO YOU WANT TO COME TO JEN'S BIRTHDAY NOW EH? IS IT TO CHECK OUT MORE GIRLS?
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Hell yes!!!
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9. WHY DO YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF YOURSELF? BE HUMBLE AND MODEST MAN
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Uhh...have you seen me? That's why I think so highly of myself.
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I would have but with the way you guys were staring at me, I was afraid that you'd all take me to the restroom and have your way with me if I dropped any of my wisdom on you. It's not easy being this good looking and smart.
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You don't take your friends on a date---unless you all want to date me which you probably do.
And you guys are the ones who couldn't stop checking me out. I mean I know you can't help it when you first meet me... but all night long? You know, that can make a guy a little uncomfortable, I'm not a a piece of meat for you girls to fantasize about...all night long.
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Okay...
Has enough time passed for me to ask now?
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4. YOU DO NOT TELL A GIRL THAT SHE IS NOT PRETTY --EVER AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU COMPARE HER TO HER FRIENDS
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If this is about the transvetite I was kicking in that alley, it wasn't really a girl and it overcharged anyway. You'd be angry too.
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Okay, let's practice. When and where do you girls want to meet?
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ok...i am sure that we have showed our displeasure with you. when she first told us about what you said, we were literally all blown away. we believed that you were a nice guy, but it appears to us that you are a jerk. if you don't explain yourself or change your ways, you can hit the road JACK!
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You were displeased? Wow, I thought you were flirting.
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Heh.
I'm sure you could do better knowing them and the situation but I'd strongly recommend doing something like this. These girls are retarded and need to be put in their place. Although, I kind of wish I could find a girl with dumb friends who would send me stupid emails, so that I could **** with them.
You seemed kind of frustrated in your OP and I'd encourage you to let go of that and just have fun with the situation. The fact that they took the time to write you an email is probably indicative of the fact that they all actually like you. But they're too dumb for you.
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05-08-2006, 05:47 PM
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tell em how it is you get any girl you want any time you want and you could have have any of them at any time you wanted and tell em they know its the truth (this will really piss them off) just act really cocky and treat them like they are nothin but a piece of meat in your eyes and like your way to good and girls like them practically beg to be with you. lol good luck
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Didn't read replies but basically just reply with
I'm sorry you guys feel this way, blah blah blah, I feel i've been judge prematurely since as you said i've never talked to any of you, and we've only met once. I was just making small talk / jkin around with jen I feel bad that she mistook this as me having alternate motives and i feel bad for her thinking that i'd be intrested in any of her friends, that would be a low and ******* move ect ect (basically reassure their ideas and thoughts, just exclude urself from the equation).
ya it's all bull**** but whatever tell em what they wanna hear, lay low for a couple months just be friends or friendly and try at lisa again, from a better smoother approach.
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Don't take it seriously. If I were you, I'd drop them all but I'd still reply in facetious manner. I'd actually do that no matter what...
The way she looks in those jeans...you know the one's I'm talking about, right?
I'm an ex pro-bowler and thought there might be some groupies hanging out at the alley.
I didn't want to humiliate you guys with my awesome bowling abilities.
I was worn out from the night before. You'd be amazed at some of the things Vietnamese hookers can do.
Polyamory is the new rage. Don't you watch HBO?
Your bowling scores. I've never met anyone who sucks as bad as you guys.
Her Bedroom eyes did all of the talking.
Hell yes!!!
Uhh...have you seen me? That's why I think so highly of myself.
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I would have but with the way you guys were staring at me, I was afraid that you'd all take me to the restroom and have your way with me if I dropped any of my wisdom on you. It's not easy being this good looking and smart.
You don't take your friends on a date---unless you all want to date me which you probably do.
And you guys are the ones who couldn't stop checking me out. I mean I know you can't help it when you first meet me... but all night long? You know, that can make a guy a little uncomfortable, I'm not a a piece of meat for you girls to fantasize about...all night long.
Okay...
Has enough time passed for me to ask now?
If this is about the transvetite I was kicking in that alley, it wasn't really a girl and it overcharged anyway. You'd be angry too.
Okay, let's practice. When and where do you girls want to meet?
You were displeased? Wow, I thought you were flirting.
Heh.
I'm sure you could do better knowing them and the situation but I'd strongly recommend doing something like this. These girls are retarded and need to be put in their place. Although, I kind of wish I could find a girl with dumb friends who would send me stupid emails, so that I could **** with them.
You seemed kind of frustrated in your OP and I'd encourage you to let go of that and just have fun with the situation. The fact that they took the time to write you an email is probably indicative of the fact that they all actually like you. But they're too dumb for you.
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HAHAH wow forget what i said, DO THIS!
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Originally Posted by Peter Pendragon
Don't take it seriously. If I were you, I'd drop them all but I'd still reply in facetious manner. I'd actually do that no matter what...
The way she looks in those jeans...you know the one's I'm talking about, right?
I'm an ex pro-bowler and thought there might be some groupies hanging out at the alley.
I didn't want to humiliate you guys with my awesome bowling abilities.
I was worn out from the night before. You'd be amazed at some of the things Vietnamese hookers can do.
Polyamory is the new rage. Don't you watch HBO?
Your bowling scores. I've never met anyone who sucks as bad as you guys.
Her Bedroom eyes did all of the talking.
Hell yes!!!
Uhh...have you seen me? That's why I think so highly of myself.
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I would have but with the way you guys were staring at me, I was afraid that you'd all take me to the restroom and have your way with me if I dropped any of my wisdom on you. It's not easy being this good looking and smart.
You don't take your friends on a date---unless you all want to date me which you probably do.
And you guys are the ones who couldn't stop checking me out. I mean I know you can't help it when you first meet me... but all night long? You know, that can make a guy a little uncomfortable, I'm not a a piece of meat for you girls to fantasize about...all night long.
Okay...
Has enough time passed for me to ask now?
If this is about the transvetite I was kicking in that alley, it wasn't really a girl and it overcharged anyway. You'd be angry too.
Okay, let's practice. When and where do you girls want to meet?
You were displeased? Wow, I thought you were flirting.
Heh.
I'm sure you could do better knowing them and the situation but I'd strongly recommend doing something like this. These girls are retarded and need to be put in their place. Although, I kind of wish I could find a girl with dumb friends who would send me stupid emails, so that I could **** with them.
You seemed kind of frustrated in your OP and I'd encourage you to let go of that and just have fun with the situation. The fact that they took the time to write you an email is probably indicative of the fact that they all actually like you. But they're too dumb for you.
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LMAO!!! DO THIS OP!!!!!
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05-08-2006, 06:59 PM
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lol, if a chicks not pretty im gunna tell her.
what is with this be nice or else bullcrap about chicks?
they want to be in control and we hand the control of everything to them with things like this, they say jump we say how high. when it should go like this "JUMP!" "you wanna see someone jump, stand in front of a mirror and do it yourself." ... tired of society getting ****ed up the arse by controlling women.
For some reason i've been on a negative view of women lately.... who knows
women only have as much power as we give them.....
society blows
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05-08-2006, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by joe45
got the msg from some gal i been hanging out wiht-met her off the net. met her friends briefly ang got this msg yesterday via email. what the heck indecent behaviour-omg i did nothing. this is crazy- inapporaopraite behaviour-what did i do really. this is insane. i never said "hey baby, come lets ahve sex now or anything sexual". just casual small talk like i do with male friends and co workers. waht is wrong wiht em.
she invited me to her b day party- i might not even go. what screwed up freinds-they hardly even now me and this.
tell me what you guys think of this letter. should i pursue her or say ah see ya. i phone her she never phones me. last 3 wks i been getin busy busy-just to hang out for coffee.
this is screwed
Dan:
We, jen's friends feel that we need to discuss some important issues concerning your inappropriate behaviour. This is a collective email that we need to send to you because we are upset with your social actions.
According to jen, you have known each other for a short amount of time and are becoming closer and closer. She tells us most everything regarding your relationship (because we are her good friends and we care for her). As far as we know, you have only gone out a few times and have made good (interesting) conversation to put it lightly. We understand that you are a smart and nice person and that you seem VERY interested in Jen.
HOWEVER....
It appears to us that you have been asking jen about US. Particularly Lisa. This is a very bold move on your part and we do not know what to think of it. We know that you are "searching" for a girlfriend and that you are considering all options. We believe that your brash and indecent behaviour is not the best way to go. In fact, it will probably deter any potential candidates and future relationships you may develop.
HERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU:
1. WHAT PROVOKED YOU TO ASK JEN OUT AFTER KNOWING HER FOR ONLY SO LONG?
2. WHY DID AGREE TO COME TO BOWLING IN THE FIRST PLACE?
3. WHY DID YOU NOT BOWL?
4. WHY DID YOU NOT SPEAK TO ANY OF US?
5. YOU APPEARED TO BE WANTING A RELATIONSHIP WITH JEN- WHY DID YOU ASK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU?
6. WHAT MAKES YOU INTERESTED IN US?
7. DID YOU CHOOSE LISA JUST BECUASE OF HOW SHE LOOKS? IF SO, YOU ARE SO SUPERFICIAL AND SHALLOW!! (YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK TO HER)
8. SO YOU WANT TO COME TO JEN'S BIRTHDAY NOW EH? IS IT TO CHECK OUT MORE GIRLS?
9. WHY DO YOU THINK SO HIGHLY OF YOURSELF? BE HUMBLE AND MODEST MAN
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HERE ARE SOME POINTERS:
1. YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY QUIET AND INTROVERTED MAN -- TALK!!
2. YOU DO NOT GO TO A SOCIAL EVENT THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CONSIDERED A "DATE" AND CHECK OUT HER FRIENDS AS IF THEY ARE MEAT!!!
3. YOU DO NOT ASK ABOUT JEN'S FRIENDS AND WHETHER OR NOT THEY WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER JUST MEETING THEM ONCE
4. YOU DO NOT TELL A GIRL THAT SHE IS NOT PRETTY --EVER AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU COMPARE HER TO HER FRIENDS
5. YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BE A GENTLEMEN, BE COURTEOUS, AND BEHAVE IN A MORE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE MANNER
ok...i am sure that we have showed our displeasure with you. when she first told us about what you said, we were literally all blown away. we believed that you were a nice guy, but it appears to us that you are a jerk. if you don't explain yourself or change your ways, you can hit the road JACK!
PS. JEN IS, AND NEVER WILL PLAY HARD TO GET!!!!!!!
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What's the worst bit about having "intimate relations" with a five year old?
Washing the blood out of the clown suit.
Think about that for a while.
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05-08-2006, 08:40 PM
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I agree with mcxk's first reply. Tell them to go eat a dick. You're basically competing for the girl with the rest of her friends. Don't even waste time on this bull****. Reply back with something like "It's been nice knowing you guys, but I think I'll stick to more 'normal' people from now on."
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05-08-2006, 08:48 PM
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Ignore it. Responding to it gives it credence.
If they ask about it, tell em you don't respond to childish B.S.and anyone who doesn't like it can have a big cup of STFU cuz you don't give 2 ****s what they think of you...
That's what I did with my wifes old friends. They got over it.
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05-09-2006, 12:00 AM
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lol i was reading that and thinking 'is this guy groping his female friend?' then i find out the girls that emailed you are just ****ed in the head.
Her friends are all potential lesbians
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05-09-2006, 01:51 AM
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MJ= Jordan, not Jackson
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I'd ignore it and then tell them to stfu if they ask about it.
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