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05-05-2006, 07:29 PM
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i bought condoms from vending machine and they dont role over my head
my penis head i mean, they to small (vending machines have 1 size and its meant to fit majority of people) when i tryed to just see what they would be like when on my cock, i strecthed the top and roled it down and forced over my head (wreaked it wasnt going to use it anyway) but when i got it on, it was digging into my cock and digging into the vains and ****
how tight are these ****ers meant to be i dont have experience dealing with them as im young i was trying to find some and get used to using them before i ****
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05-05-2006, 07:39 PM
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05-05-2006, 07:40 PM
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huckmystro
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im not quite 40 year old virgin
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05-05-2006, 07:49 PM
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lol way to change it so fast
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05-05-2006, 07:50 PM
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Man I dont even know what the hell you're talking about. There is no way you could describe something like this with words bust out a pic then you'll get proper advce. Its probably an expired condom thats why.
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05-05-2006, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by RiK
lol way to change it so fast
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i couldnt give a **** waht u think my age is
i wanna know how tight condoms are meant to be, so tight that they cruch ur cocks head when u role with down and grip ur cock at the bottom piece that the blood in ur vains is stopped off or what cuase thats what these were doing
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05-05-2006, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristallnacht
Man I dont even know what the hell you're talking about. There is no way you could describe something like this with words bust out a pic then you'll get proper advce. Its probably an expired condom thats why.
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it wasnt expired and i tryed both condoms and they both to tight to even fit on
how wound expired making them tighter anyway
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05-05-2006, 07:55 PM
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Pee smells like asparagas
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I doubt you'll ever need one anyway.
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05-05-2006, 07:55 PM
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Ok subtle attempt at bragging thread over. STFU.
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05-05-2006, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristallnacht
Man I dont even know what the hell you're talking about. There is no way you could describe something like this with words bust out a pic then you'll get proper advce. Its probably an expired condom thats why.
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WTF? Why would you want a picture of his cock, you homo?
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05-05-2006, 07:58 PM
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why the **** would i brag u dont know who i am all u know is a screename i use
i wanna ****ing know how tight they are meant to be so that it will stay on and **** but no so tight that my cock loses blood supply
quit posting u virgins who cant help
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05-05-2006, 07:59 PM
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Stfu Niggz was I talking to you?
Huck are you retarded do you want the condom so loose that the semen can fall out???? Then whats the point of even wearing one???
How big is your penis btw, you may need the larger size ones.
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05-05-2006, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by huckmystro
my penis head i mean
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good thing you specified that ........
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05-05-2006, 08:03 PM
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attn $ci
p.s. How do I get into Balls Deep Crew??
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05-05-2006, 08:03 PM
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strong language by the 37 year old virgin e-thug
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05-05-2006, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristallnacht
p.s. How do I get into Balls Deep Crew??
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im gonna guess and say stop being a ***got who asks for dick pics
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05-05-2006, 08:10 PM
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05-05-2006, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by stamp-on-kids
strong language by the 37 year old virgin e-thug
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didnt realise it was possible to be a 37 year old virgin unless you're brian peppers or a nun
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05-05-2006, 08:17 PM
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we pwned you old man!
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05-05-2006, 08:21 PM
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your getting negged... old timer
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05-05-2006, 08:41 PM
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It's okay, buddy. I didn't get my first piece of poonani pie until I was 39 years and 288 days old.
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05-05-2006, 08:48 PM
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Sounds like the vending machine screwed you big time!
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05-05-2006, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by tourettes_guy
It's okay, buddy. I didn't get my first piece of poonani pie until I was 39 years and 288 days old.
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lmao
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