I almost got into 3 accidents today, and also got a ticket...

MMA Superstar 2 · 05-01-2006, 01:14 AM

Okay, before we get started, please no one talk about or mention about how much of a dumbass I am and should learn to drive better.

This isn't a boohoo, pick your ass cause momma didn't wash it for ya type of thread. I am baked and am simply going to tell you what happened and if you don't give a **** then booya, press x and get the f outta here you dry humpin oompa loompka lookin pumpkin faced buck toothed elephant ear dumbo flappin ear drops, and a schlong that wouldn't even please brian peppers.

Going down 80 on city streets ain't exactlyt eh best idea, but I was late for work. YEah yeah, good excuse no excuse for how I drive.

Okay, so I was going down 80 on the middle lane...This is in America so you get the point how our lanes and Mph are set up. I was going down 80 on the middle lane....well, there was an intersection on the right side and this lady was trying to make a left...so yep, it's quite a ways way for her when trying to make a left unto a busy intersection with me going down at 80 f-ng mph. Well, she had already eaten up the right lane on my side, and I was still in the middle lane. I come down blasting at 80 and here she is, going half way thru trying to make the left turn. So before I can have any time to break, she comes in and I swerve and must've missed it by like 6 inches, and she slammed on her brakes too. It was a close call, and I could've hurt myself, seeing I wasn't wearing a seatbelt either. Who knows, my head might've shattered through the front window shield, and my face would've been on the pavement. I dunno, just a weird long thought but for real..w/ no strap to hold me at least from hitting her at 80, at least something would be locked in and I would ram my steering wheel in my facfe instead lol

There's two more, ummm....still trying to remember them lol, but for now read my first accident.

Oh and to top this all off, after the 3 near close calls, I finally slowed down and was only going 57mph this time lol , speed zone was 40. I am like 50 ft away from work, less than a min away...and I hear the SWOOOOOP N SWIIIRRRRRLL, it was trippy as hell.

What was trippy as hell? Well, I was listening to Cake right and had it on at max volume, and I hear some sound. Yes, sirens are loud but when you've got the windows up and have your system hella loud, you can't really hear **** inside. So I had Cake on and was enjoying the good tunes, (I was listening to I want a girl with a shoooortttt skirt and a loooongggg jacket, nah nah nah)
then I hear those sounds. This has also happened to me before, mind you, as when I hear those police swirls, I turn the volume on low so I can make sure it wasn't a cop or an ambulance or some ****. Most times, when I turn the music down, it's nothing..it's just the beats off some rap song I was listening, for real though, it's one of those beats when you've got your music up and can hear hella clear) So, I turned off my volume, and listened for a sec heard nothing, then as I was turning it back up, I look in my rear view mirror and there's this cop w/ shades and a helmet on a bike, with his red and blue sirens start flashing n forth in my mirror.

Was given a ticket. WHen he got to my windshield, I was like "Oh officer, now I'm really late!" in a sarcastic manner...."He was like, alright but this time I'll give you a break:" I thanked him and he must've only had me wait for less than 5 mins, I gave him my id and registration/insurance and he was back in less than 5 and I didn't end up being late for work, lol. Still handed me a ticket, don't know how much it is.

MMA Superstar 2 · 05-01-2006, 01:23 AM

Nope, no one cares. Now let's all dip our heads in the sink and drown ourselves.

dodigago · 05-01-2006, 01:34 AM

walk it off

MMA Superstar 2 · 05-01-2006, 01:36 AM

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Yes, icebitch lmfao. nice name, it's funny when you say it out loud.ICEBITCH!

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MMA Superstar 2 · 05-01-2006, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dodigago

walk it off

Yeah bro, I should've.

When the cop stopped me, I should've just opened up the front door, straighten my back and roll my shoulders, get up and look him straight in the face and flex my biceps and say WOW STRONG ARMS...MUST BE DAT DER CELLTECH...OH WELL, TIME TO PIITB. YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW, and I walk off...you know, like one of those Mr. Clean commercials.

dodigago · 05-01-2006, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MMA Superstar 2

Yeah bro, I should've.

When the cop stopped me, I should've just opened up the front door, straighten my back and roll my shoulders, get up and look him straight in the face and flex my biceps and say WOW STRONG ARMS...MUST BE DAT DER CELLTECH...OH WELL, TIME TO PIITB. YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW, and I walk off...you know, like one of those Mr. Clean commercials.

ya and the cop would be brian peppers

MMA Superstar 2 · 05-01-2006, 01:44 AM

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ya and the cop would be brian peppers

lol, that'd be a trip. Peppers looks like umm, a lot of things, most of them being dead n rotten. He looks like an insect that got ran over.

Or probably BPP, then BPP asks me if I post on bb.com and I tell him yeah I do I'm MMA Superstar, then he lets me go for pos repping him last week. That would've been cool.

dodigago · 05-01-2006, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MMA Superstar 2

Or probably BPP, then BPP asks me if I post on bb.com and I tell him yeah I do I'm MMA Superstar, then he lets me go for pos repping him last week. That would've been cool.

HAHHAHA there should be a bb.com