Do you ever ride your bicycle to work?

Aussie LTD · 04-19-2006, 09:24 PM

Anyway, here's a story. I saw a guy with a big, bushy beard, and humungous V-taper on the way to work. It wasn't until i rode up closer to him that i realised it was an in-shape Chuck Norris. I was staring at him for 10 seconds and was like, 'OMG thats chuck norris... wait til i tell people on BB.com this!!'. But then me and my bike ended up falling in a heep at the side of the curb. 3 or 4 different people I've never seen before laughed their asses off and screamed "OWNED!" from across the street.

Anyway off i continued to work. When i got inside my office, i told my work-mates I saw Chuck Norris on the way to work and there were like, "oh rly?", I was like "yes rly!", then there were like, "Did you take pics you troll? This discussion is useless without pics!". I said, 'How the f*** was i supposed to take pics while i was riding?'... so i grabbed my keyboard and smacked the idiot over the head!

Anyhow as the day continued we were getting board so we started judging all the girls that were sitting down in our office. Some of them we could only jude the shins and shoes/feet cos plently of desks were in the way. Other girls we could only see their foreheads, and if we were lucky some eyebrows. But we judged em pretty accurately! Due to strict rules, there were no nudes allowed at all, and those who were, got fired for 2 weeks.

Mellissa, the hottest girl in our office of 250, blonde, lucious legs, lean body, nice breats... i asked my friend what he thought and he was like, "i give her a 3... but i'd hit it if i HAD TO!", then i argued back, "3? are you crazy, i'd give her a 5 man". So we came to clusision that the only way anything will ever get decided on is if take a public pole.

I screamed out in the middle of work, "Everyone listen up, important pole. Melissa in sales department! Would you put it in her butt?" Raise hands for yes. That didn't go too well.

Within no time it was lunch. I ordered a green bulge combo with Creapure and Animal pack, and my friend just ate optimum whey protein.... from the bucket. I had an arguement with him over which supplement is better, optimum whey or animal pack, so he expected me to read him all the ingredients that were in my Animal Pack, but i told him straight up, "I ain't readin' all dat ****"

After that we sat at a park drinking coffee next door to a coffee store. We couldn't beleive a dude next to us bought an already made Expresso coffee. What a waste of money when you just bring your own coffee beans and mix in your own sugar. We just started laughing at him.

After the hour was up, we headed back to the office. This is where I saw Ronnie Coleman PIITB with Melissa while he was looking at a portrait of Chuck Norris on the wall, and my reaction was just "ORLY?...", before my workmate responded, "Ya Rly... but we should still post a poll on this one".

THE END.

skeletore84 · 04-19-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Aussie LTD

Anyway, here's a story. I saw a guy with a big, bushy beard, and humungous V-taper on the way to work. It wasn't until i rode up closer to him that i realised it was an in-shape Chuck Norris. I was staring at him for 10 seconds and was like, 'OMG thats chuck norris... wait til i tell people on BB.com this!!'. But then me and my bike ended up falling in a heep at the side of the curb. 3 or 4 different people I've never seen before laughed their asses off and screamed "OWNED!" from across the street.

Anyway off i continued to work. When i got inside my office, i told my work-mates I saw Chuck Norris on the way to work and there were like, "oh rly?", I was like "yes rly!", then there were like, "Did you take pics you troll? This discussion is useless without pics!". I said, 'How the f*** was i supposed to take pics while i was riding?'... so i grabbed my keyboard and smacked the idiot over the head!

Anyhow as the day continued we were getting board so we started judging all the girls that were sitting down in our office. Some of them we could only jude the shins and shoes/feet cos plently of desks were in the way. Other girls we could only see their foreheads, and if we were lucky some eyebrows. But we judged em pretty accurately! Due to strict rules, there were no nudes allowed at all, and those who were, got fired for 2 weeks.

Mellissa, the hottest girl in our office of 250, blonde, lucious legs, lean body, nice breats... i asked my friend what he thought and he was like, "i give her a 3... but i'd hit it if i HAD TO!", then i argued back, "3? are you crazy, i'd give her a 5 man". So we came to clusision that the only way anything will ever get decided on is if take a public pole.

I screamed out in the middle of work, "Everyone listen up, important pole. Melissa in sales department! Would you put it in her butt?" Raise hands for yes. That didn't go too well.

Within no time it was lunch. I ordered a green bulge combo with Creapure and Animal pack, and my friend just ate optimum whey protein.... from the bucket. I had an arguement with him over which supplement is better, optimum whey or animal pack, so he expected me to read him all the ingredients that were in my Animal Pack, but i told him straight up, "I ain't readin' all dat ****"

After that we sat at a park drinking coffee next door to a coffee store. We couldn't beleive a dude next to us bought an already made Expresso coffee. What a waste of money when you just bring your own coffee beans and mix in your own sugar. We just started laughing at him.

After the hour was up, we headed back to the office. This is where I saw Ronnie Coleman PIITB with Melissa while he was looking at a portrait of Chuck Norris on the wall, and my reaction was just "ORLY?...", before my workmate responded, "Ya Rly... but we should still post a poll on this one".

THE END.

Yeah I no what you mean. I recently kicked it with some memebers from bb.com. We all drove down to Brian Peppers house and had a great party. We invited all these Hotties (yes the same chicks that have been posted on here) and Piitb them all day.

Aussie LTD · 04-19-2006, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by skeletore84

Yeah I no what you mean. I recently kicked it with some memebers from bb.com. We all drove down to Brian Peppers house and had a great party. We invited all these Hotties (yes the same chicks that have been posted on here) and Piitb them all day.

awesome

BigDreams21 · 04-19-2006, 10:03 PM

I ain't readin all that ****. But yeah during the summer I ride my bicycle to work. My work is only about 2 miles away from my house, and I'm trying to save gas money. Especially during the summer.. gas prices skyrocket. Sucks.

WSUguy · 04-19-2006, 10:03 PM

one time i got on my bike and i was all like 'enjoy your orange'

Aussie LTD · 04-19-2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUguy

one time i got on my bike and i was all like 'enjoy your orange'

orly

Aussie LTD · 04-20-2006, 06:44 PM

wow sorry for making you read all that, i just read over it and i didnt realise how much it sucked haha

New1 · 04-20-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Aussie LTD

Anyway, here's a story. I saw a guy with a big, bushy beard, and humungous V-taper on the way to work. It wasn't until i rode up closer to him that i realised it was an in-shape Chuck Norris. I was staring at him for 10 seconds and was like, 'OMG thats chuck norris... wait til i tell people on BB.com this!!'. But then me and my bike ended up falling in a heep at the side of the curb. 3 or 4 different people I've never seen before laughed their asses off and screamed "OWNED!" from across the street.

Anyway off i continued to work. When i got inside my office, i told my work-mates I saw Chuck Norris on the way to work and there were like, "oh rly?", I was like "yes rly!", then there were like, "Did you take pics you troll? This discussion is useless without pics!". I said, 'How the f*** was i supposed to take pics while i was riding?'... so i grabbed my keyboard and smacked the idiot over the head!

Anyhow as the day continued we were getting board so we started judging all the girls that were sitting down in our office. Some of them we could only jude the shins and shoes/feet cos plently of desks were in the way. Other girls we could only see their foreheads, and if we were lucky some eyebrows. But we judged em pretty accurately! Due to strict rules, there were no nudes allowed at all, and those who were, got fired for 2 weeks.

Mellissa, the hottest girl in our office of 250, blonde, lucious legs, lean body, nice breats... i asked my friend what he thought and he was like, "i give her a 3... but i'd hit it if i HAD TO!", then i argued back, "3? are you crazy, i'd give her a 5 man". So we came to clusision that the only way anything will ever get decided on is if take a public pole.

I screamed out in the middle of work, "Everyone listen up, important pole. Melissa in sales department! Would you put it in her butt?" Raise hands for yes. That didn't go too well.

Within no time it was lunch. I ordered a green bulge combo with Creapure and Animal pack, and my friend just ate optimum whey protein.... from the bucket. I had an arguement with him over which supplement is better, optimum whey or animal pack, so he expected me to read him all the ingredients that were in my Animal Pack, but i told him straight up, "I ain't readin' all dat ****"

After that we sat at a park drinking coffee next door to a coffee store. We couldn't beleive a dude next to us bought an already made Expresso coffee. What a waste of money when you just bring your own coffee beans and mix in your own sugar. We just started laughing at him.

After the hour was up, we headed back to the office. This is where I saw Ronnie Coleman PIITB with Melissa while he was looking at a portrait of Chuck Norris on the wall, and my reaction was just "ORLY?...", before my workmate responded, "Ya Rly... but we should still post a poll on this one".

THE END.

**** I ain't reading that. And no I dont ride my bike, I ride my scooter thank you.

GonnaBench325 · 04-20-2006, 07:28 PM

Hell yeah!

I work about 8 miles from my house, it's a good way to start the day. I take it easy on the way in and let the bike do all the work (it's got an electric motor). On the way home though, I haul ass. I get there faster on my bike than in my car.

Zercher Yoke · 04-20-2006, 07:30 PM

the story was great until the coffee part and ronnie coleman . not enough cliches after that point. great work. try to sell it like victorian guy did.

Aussie LTD · 04-20-2006, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Zercher Yoke

the story was great until the coffee part and ronnie coleman . not enough cliches after that point. great work. try to sell it like victorian guy did.

what did victorian guy do? btw the coffee part = cell tech cliche

Zercher Yoke · 04-20-2006, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Aussie LTD

what did victorian guy do? btw the coffee part = cell tech cliche

victorian guy made up random stories about midgets at his gym having a big brawl with a handicapped humungous bodybuilder bashing them with EZ curl bars.

how much of that story was true btw?

collector · 04-20-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by heebs99

I ain't readin all that ****. But yeah during the summer I ride my bicycle to work. My work is only about 2 miles away from my house, and I'm trying to save gas money. Especially during the summer.. gas prices skyrocket. Sucks.

Lol at this guys answer.

Aussie LTD · 04-20-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zercher Yoke

victorian guy made up random stories about midgets at his gym having a big brawl with a handicapped humungous bodybuilder bashing them with EZ curl bars.

lol

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Originally Posted by Zercher Yoke

how much of that story was true btw?

everything until the part i saw Chuck Norris

but i have been bored at work and judged girls with mates (not while at work)