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04-09-2006, 06:58 PM
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Be the Vanguard
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Real men eat nails and spit barbed wire
What makes a real man. Or what is it that real men never do. In the olden days a real man went out into the wilderness and spent a month living on the land, or killed a lion with a spear, or wrestled a bear, or conquered a kingdom or performed some other feat of strength or bravery. Now before this thread gets jammed full of comments from hormone raged youths. Let me say that the number of women you've bed is not included. And we also already know that a real man has the biggest winky in recorded history. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, maybe we can get serious. So I ask again...what makes a real man, or what is it that real men never do? Heres two from me
1. Real men don't dance
2. Real men never cry
Contrasting view are appreciated
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04-09-2006, 07:02 PM
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..then I rocked the joint
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Real men thrive on war
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04-09-2006, 07:03 PM
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Gangsta Rap made me do it
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i disagree with the crying part =(
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"I'll take you straight to hell and fill your heart with hate
Incarcerate your fate in Satan's fiery lake, then I lock the gate
Make no mistake, "The $hit is Real" as Joe, we follow the killer's code
When we come for you, tell me where will you go?
Nowhere to run, hide, I'll find you and and silence your screams
And even if you kill me I'll still be in your ****in dreams"
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04-09-2006, 07:04 PM
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runs fast
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- Have a splooge distance of at least 20 feet ...per second.
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04-09-2006, 07:07 PM
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The King of the World
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A real man is someone who is secure about his masculinity enough to not bother doing stupid **** like that
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04-09-2006, 07:08 PM
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Registered User
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Real men wear girl pants and thick black glasses and cry about everything
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04-09-2006, 07:09 PM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by NOFX ORTIZ
- Have a splooge distance of at least 20 feet ...per second.
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That's a speed, not a distance.
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04-09-2006, 07:09 PM
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Be the Vanguard
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Originally Posted by dynamik
i disagree with the crying part =(
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Does that mean that you've cried recently? What was it for? What if I'd have said at sad movies?
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04-09-2006, 07:11 PM
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Gangsta Rap made me do it
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Originally Posted by KRANE
Does that mean that you've cried recently? What was it for? What if I'd have said at sad movies?
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not recently.
well, actually i think i cried at the end of the crucible.
but other than that, when i broke up with gf i cried like a little bitch. but then we got back together like 2 weeks later.
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"I'll take you straight to hell and fill your heart with hate
Incarcerate your fate in Satan's fiery lake, then I lock the gate
Make no mistake, "The $hit is Real" as Joe, we follow the killer's code
When we come for you, tell me where will you go?
Nowhere to run, hide, I'll find you and and silence your screams
And even if you kill me I'll still be in your ****in dreams"
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04-09-2006, 07:11 PM
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Banned
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a real man kills another man for a jelly bean
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04-09-2006, 07:12 PM
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Exotic Game Hunter
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Originally Posted by KRANE
What makes a real man. Or what is it that real men never do. In the olden days a real man went out into the wilderness and spent a month living on the land, or killed a lion with a spear, or wrestled a bear, or conquered a kingdom or performed some other feat of strength or bravery. Now before this thread gets jammed full of comments from hormone raged youths. Let me say that the number of women you've bed is not included. And we also already know that a real man has the biggest winky in recorded history. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, maybe we can get serious. So I ask again...what makes a real man, or what is it that real men never do? Heres two from me
1. Real men don't dance
2. Real men never cry
Contrasting view are appreciated
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Damn straight.
Dancing is for women, metrosexuals, and homos.
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04-09-2006, 07:13 PM
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So phisticated
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a real man eats thunder and craps lightning. Or is it the other way around?
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04-09-2006, 07:15 PM
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real men fart and then brag about it
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04-09-2006, 07:15 PM
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Real men aren't intimidated by something as harmless (and ****in enjoyable) as dancing.
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04-09-2006, 07:16 PM
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Gangsta Rap made me do it
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Originally Posted by mudzereli
real men fart and then brag about it
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i picked my gf up off the ground and farted. then i dropped her and ran out of hte room
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"I'll take you straight to hell and fill your heart with hate
Incarcerate your fate in Satan's fiery lake, then I lock the gate
Make no mistake, "The $hit is Real" as Joe, we follow the killer's code
When we come for you, tell me where will you go?
Nowhere to run, hide, I'll find you and and silence your screams
And even if you kill me I'll still be in your ****in dreams"
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04-09-2006, 07:17 PM
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Don't sweaT The techniquE
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Originally Posted by bignpisst
a real man eats thunder and craps lightning. Or is it the other way around?
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real men eat lightning and fart thunder 
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04-09-2006, 07:18 PM
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So phisticated
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yea thats it
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04-09-2006, 07:25 PM
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Flyin'
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Real men take a crap with the bathroom door open.
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04-09-2006, 07:31 PM
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The one and only
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real men SQUAT.
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04-09-2006, 07:33 PM
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Gangsta Rap made me do it
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Originally Posted by bigcalves
real men SQUAT.
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i squat but i also cry
what am i?
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"I'll take you straight to hell and fill your heart with hate
Incarcerate your fate in Satan's fiery lake, then I lock the gate
Make no mistake, "The $hit is Real" as Joe, we follow the killer's code
When we come for you, tell me where will you go?
Nowhere to run, hide, I'll find you and and silence your screams
And even if you kill me I'll still be in your ****in dreams"
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04-09-2006, 07:47 PM
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Registered User
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Originally Posted by dynamik
i squat but i also cry
what am i?
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I donno but you're still short.
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04-09-2006, 07:49 PM
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∆theist ∆lliance
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Real men have a reputation beyond repute.
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04-09-2006, 08:04 PM
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Registered abuser
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real men drive 8 cylinder cars and bodybuild.
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04-09-2006, 08:08 PM
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Gangsta Rap made me do it
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thanks for the neg karmazon.
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"I'll take you straight to hell and fill your heart with hate
Incarcerate your fate in Satan's fiery lake, then I lock the gate
Make no mistake, "The $hit is Real" as Joe, we follow the killer's code
When we come for you, tell me where will you go?
Nowhere to run, hide, I'll find you and and silence your screams
And even if you kill me I'll still be in your ****in dreams"
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04-09-2006, 08:12 PM
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Be the Vanguard
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Originally Posted by bigcalves
real men SQUAT.
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You got that right! Started this January, and already seeing results. Man I'm so strong 
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04-09-2006, 08:18 PM
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Retired Devil
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Real men spray air freshner in the room after a masturbation session to hide their tracks.
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04-09-2006, 08:20 PM
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Gangsta Rap made me do it
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Originally Posted by Ace_2004
Real men spray air freshner in the room after a masturbation session to hide their tracks.
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LMFAO...."tracks"
i hate that, when i j/o then go downstairs for a bit....come back to my room and it ****ing stinks. i've had complaints from other family members too..."you need to clean your room and steam clean the carpet"
but now my room smells like axe so its fine. but doesnt it suck when you get up and you smell like bleach and your ass is all sweaty
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"I'll take you straight to hell and fill your heart with hate
Incarcerate your fate in Satan's fiery lake, then I lock the gate
Make no mistake, "The $hit is Real" as Joe, we follow the killer's code
When we come for you, tell me where will you go?
Nowhere to run, hide, I'll find you and and silence your screams
And even if you kill me I'll still be in your ****in dreams"
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04-09-2006, 08:27 PM
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Real men are dance gods. Never saw a guy that could dance well that wasn't getting laid left and right. A real man will cry - for example when his parents or children die. A real man makes something of himself and becomes successful. A real man can take care of himself(be it in a bar fight or the wilderness). A real man doesn't spray axe everywhere like a french whore that hasn't taken a shower and tries to hide it.
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04-09-2006, 08:35 PM
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failed myspace angle
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"real men don't dance" - said by real boys who don't get lots of real pussy.
This is mainly focused at the people who go to clubs and don't dance. Now...i guess it also depends if you consider grinding dancing. But for me its pretty much foreplay. And it's a great weapon in any mans arsenal.
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04-09-2006, 08:53 PM
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Retired Devil
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Originally Posted by Buff Matt
This is mainly focused at the people who go to clubs and don't dance. Now...i guess it also depends if you consider grinding dancing. But for me its pretty much foreplay.
And it's a great weapon in any mans arsenal.
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