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03-21-2006, 12:36 PM
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If a monkey-
Stole your bannana and called u a hippy would you kill it?
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03-21-2006, 12:44 PM
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COCKadoodle doo
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No, a banana will only cost a couple of cents to buy. A monkey is life.
I'll look down on it though.
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03-21-2006, 12:46 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I would summon it with a lemon.
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03-21-2006, 12:50 PM
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eiker san
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i would rep him because i would lol
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03-21-2006, 12:54 PM
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Brian Peppers Arch enemy
Join Date: Oct 2005
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I would stuff the banana with one of those hippy marijuana Volkswagen vans from the 70's and shove it up the monkey's ass untill its tail rips in a 1000 pieces
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03-21-2006, 12:55 PM
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In Da Nati
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I would kill it even if it didnt take my banana
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03-21-2006, 12:58 PM
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∆theist ∆lliance
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id put my dick inside the banana 
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03-21-2006, 12:59 PM
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Forever cutting.....
Join Date: Feb 2006
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I didn't know monkeys could chat. Hmmph. Learn something everyday here in Misc. lol
And to answer the question, I don't enjoy bananas, so the damn monkey could have mine. But if that little polesmoker took my Golden Delicious apple, well then I would knock it's ass into next Tuesday.
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03-21-2006, 01:14 PM
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The Big Bad Wolf
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No, but I might spank it. 
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03-21-2006, 01:28 PM
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I Bleed Black and Gold
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I'd capture the amazing talking monkey and sell it.
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03-21-2006, 01:35 PM
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HMFIC
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I'd kill that SOB. I hate monkeys. Especially ones that swing out from your cupboards with little knive perfectly fitted to their hands like I always see in my dreams. Ish.
-Abrams
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Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, or the ramparts we watched,
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And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there.
Oh-oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave?
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03-21-2006, 01:39 PM
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COCKadoodle doo
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Originally Posted by AbramsM1
I'd kill that SOB. I hate monkeys. Especially ones that swing out from your cupboards with little knive perfectly fitted to their hands like I always see in my dreams. Ish.
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Have you ever met a monkey?! Exactly you haven't met one you irrational douche. I happen to be dating one, and she is one of the greatest things that ever happended to me.
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03-21-2006, 01:40 PM
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Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
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id let chim chim jerk me off
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03-21-2006, 01:45 PM
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HMFIC
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Originally Posted by UniqueAson
Have you ever met a monkey?! Exactly you haven't met one you irrational douche. I happen to be dating one, and she is one of the greatest things that ever happended to me.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW?? MY FREAKING DAD USED TO BE A MONKEY, ITS NOT MY FAULT THE MARKET CRASHED!!! Oh and no offense to your g/f but if I ever catch her for real in my cupboards trying to get her cut on while I'm trying to get a drink of water. I'll choke her with that damn banana. Werd.
-Abrams
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Oh-oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, or the ramparts we watched,
were so gallantly streaming.
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there.
Oh-oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave?
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