Help me stalk this chick!

[psycho69]

J/k, but what happened is ...

I was out doing some promotions work just doorknocking and this iiiiincredible chick answered the door and i was just speechless, and she looked maybe a lil younger than me (im 17) im guessing she was 16, abd I was like blah blah blah were doing a free promotion in your area are your parents at home? And she said no, and I said the usual you know, don't worry about it then i'll come back another time. Anywayz this chick is amazing I dunno what it is about her but I absolutely have to meet her or go out with her, only thing is ... how the hell would I go about doing that now? I mean I can't just show up on her doorstep and be like yo, wanna have some sex? How (without straight out stalking her) can I introduce myself to her and get her number. I can't put her down for the promotion or whatever coz she'll just b like why the hell is the salesman I dont even know calling me and asking me out.

So basically I just need some ideas on how to meet her, have a chat and exchange numbers without her thinking im a wierdo.

I wrote down her adress (not in a creepy way, i really aint gonna stalk her) and I need to know how I can meet her!

[US_Ranger]

Originally Posted by psycho69

J/k, but what happened is ...

I was out doing some promotions work just doorknocking and this iiiiincredible chick answered the door and i was just speechless, and she looked maybe a lil younger than me (im 17) im guessing she was 16, abd I was like blah blah blah were doing a free promotion in your area are your parents at home? And she said no, and I said the usual you know, don't worry about it then i'll come back another time. Anywayz this chick is amazing I dunno what it is about her but I absolutely have to meet her or go out with her, only thing is ... how the hell would I go about doing that now? I mean I can't just show up on her doorstep and be like yo, wanna have some sex? How (without straight out stalking her) can I introduce myself to her and get her number. I can't put her down for the promotion or whatever coz she'll just b like why the hell is the salesman I dont even know calling me and asking me out.

So basically I just need some ideas on how to meet her, have a chat and exchange numbers without her thinking im a wierdo.

I wrote down her adress (not in a creepy way, i really aint gonna stalk her) and I need to know how I can meet her!

........

[WORKEROUTER]

I would really like to hear some advice for this guy.

This would have to be one of the most difficult pickups.

[psycho69]

bump

[darkangel]

Originally Posted by psycho69

...and I was like blah blah blah were doing a free promotion in your area are your parents at home? And she said no...

And that's when you should have invited yourself in...

[Amris]

You told her that you'd be stopping back by to talk to her parents about the promotion. So do! If you're lucky, she'll come to the door again. If not, you'll get the parents. After you talk to the parents if they answer the door, say, "Say, is Ashley around?" They'll say, "Who?" And you say, "Oh gosh, I'm so dumb, I mis-remembered her name. The young lady that answered the door last time. We had a nice talk and I just wanted to say hello again."

When she comes to the door, just ask her, "I think I've seen you around, do you go to < highschool >?" That'll start up a convo. From there, it's all you, but basically, you need to follow the usual rules.

[NorBerg]

Just go home to her and ask her out...
So what if its embarrasing? I know its difficult but if shes as fine as you say, hey, what you got to loose.

Most likely she will take it as a huge compliment (as all girls do).

you realy cant go wrong, just be polite, and if she says no, than no harm done.
Its all in the confidence bro!!!

good luck and let us know how it goes

[psycho69]

Originally Posted by Amris

You told her that you'd be stopping back by to talk to her parents about the promotion. So do! If you're lucky, she'll come to the door again. If not, you'll get the parents. After you talk to the parents if they answer the door, say, "Say, is Ashley around?" They'll say, "Who?" And you say, "Oh gosh, I'm so dumb, I mis-remembered her name. The young lady that answered the door last time. We had a nice talk and I just wanted to say hello again."

When she comes to the door, just ask her, "I think I've seen you around, do you go to < highschool >?" That'll start up a convo. From there, it's all you, but basically, you need to follow the usual rules.

yah that doesn't sound too bad!!!

[psycho69]

Originally Posted by NorBerg

Just go home to her and ask her out...
So what if its embarrasing? I know its difficult but if shes as fine as you say, hey, what you got to loose.

Most likely she will take it as a huge compliment (as all girls do).

you realy cant go wrong, just be polite, and if she says no, than no harm done.
Its all in the confidence bro!!!

good luck and let us know how it goes

No no no I would not be embarrased at all. The problem is that she does not know me ... at all. If some random guy shows up at her doorstep and asks her out she'll be like wtf, get the hell away from me. You don't just show up at chicks houses who u think r hot that you don't even know and ask them out, it just doesn't work like that!

[FreeBirdbulker]

easy. go back and say hey I was just returning about the promotions. here is my card with my work number and my cell number in case you need to get ahold of me. then say, hopefully talk to you soon and then wink at her lol. should work if she has some interest

if she doesnt call could mean many things:
- has a boyfriend
- wasnt interested
- thought you were lame
- gave the card to her parents

[Jay Rawd]

Originally Posted by NorBerg

Just go home to her and ask her out...
So what if its embarrasing? I know its difficult but if shes as fine as you say, hey, what you got to loose.

Most likely she will take it as a huge compliment (as all girls do).

you realy cant go wrong, just be polite, and if she says no, than no harm done.
Its all in the confidence bro!!!

good luck and let us know how it goes

LOL

I can honestly say you are a big ****ing weirdo.

[Mammoth3]

its easy man

you: I know Mammoth3
her: oooou, come on in and sleep with me

done deal

i'll give you some real advice in a minute or so. lol

[EssenceOfApathy]

Bump. I want updates...

[Boredom]

I'd like to see how this turns out too, because pretty much anyway I think you're going to come across as a weirdo and scare the **** out of her... just my personal opinion, nothing against you m8.
I think your best option WOULD have been to have talked to her after you had done your pitch... but the chance is gone, happens all the time... can't tell you how many chances i've had to talk to smokin babes but haven't realized it until after. I think it would be best if you let it go and moved on.. if you do happen to meet her again then make sure you make a move.. but in your current situation I wouldn't get my hopes up.

But like I said keep us posted if you do try something, it'll be a learning experience for all of us.

[solidmusclejake]

so when r u expecting to go back to her house again?

[mick123]

bump, updates

[getbustered]

I don't think you need a method or advice or anything. Just show back up, if her parents answer, just ask to talk to their daughter. If she answers, tell her that when you saw her the other day, you thought she was beautiful and would like to take her out sometime to get to know her. This is a no risk situation. It's easier than asking out someone you know, because this girl doesn't know you at all. If she laughs hysterically and calls you a loser, you walk away and (hopefully) never see her again. That's how you become great man, sometimes you just have to let your balls hang out. Good luck.

[mick123]

asfd dvs