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03-11-2006, 08:42 PM
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I'm going to ask this girl that works in McDonalds out on a date.
OK, I like this girl in mcdonalds alot and I thought of a great way to ask her out.
I will ask my mother to give me allowence early, Then I will go in and order a big mac [about 3.50] Then I will give her a 5 dollar bill and HERES THE BIG PART, I will say you did such a good job I want you to keep the change. My mother found my grandfather's old tuxedo in the basement and thinks I should wear it even though its a bit dusty, She said it makes me like Squiggy from that faboulous 70's show then she gave me a kiss and said good luck my little soldier.
Now, Do you guys [my best friends] have any tips on what to say to this girl in mcdonalds, Should I maybe do the people's eye brow [the thing the rock did] when I say keep the change?
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03-11-2006, 08:43 PM
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HIGH, I'M HI.
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You're a troll, now STFU. None of your threads are the least bit entertaining, maybe because they're fake.
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03-11-2006, 08:43 PM
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not asian brah
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haha
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03-11-2006, 08:44 PM
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I screw, I nut, I bolt
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Originally Posted by MMA Superstar 2
You're a troll, now STFU. None of your threads are the least bit entertaining, maybe because they're fake.
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lol....owned
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03-11-2006, 08:45 PM
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prepare to whip out your dick for a nice hot blow job. cause thats what your gonna get after you lay down that big ballin tip!
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03-11-2006, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MMA Superstar 2
You're a troll, now STFU. None of your threads are the least bit entertaining, maybe because they're fake.
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This isn't fake, I'm just asking for advice.....Don't ruin my day sailor boy. My mother said I should I ignore the haterz as she calls them....She says they should take haterade.....She so wise and funny.
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03-11-2006, 08:46 PM
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The one and only
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lol
This is why, people that post on message boards have bad/nerdy reputations. Most ppl are normal but the trolls/nerds mess it up for us.
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NSCA CPT
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03-11-2006, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by bigcalves
lol
This is why, people that post on message boards have bad/nerdy reputations. Most ppl are normal but the trolls/nerds mess it up for us.
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I'm not a nerd. Myspace is better then this stupid site anyway...I don't care what you meanies think
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03-11-2006, 08:51 PM
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this **** is too much.
Reps for originality & humor.
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03-11-2006, 08:52 PM
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haha i found it funny too
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03-11-2006, 08:54 PM
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not asian brah
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Originally Posted by MMA Superstar 2
You're a troll, now STFU. None of your threads are the least bit entertaining, maybe because they're fake.
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Agree to disagree. It was funny.
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03-11-2006, 08:56 PM
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i didnt even snicker. there was no mood change when reading this.
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03-11-2006, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by UFCbadass666
i didnt even snicker. there was no mood change when reading this.
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2 snickers for the overweight snacker.....My grandmaw always said that, What a jolly old woman she is.
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03-11-2006, 08:59 PM
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HIGH, I'M HI.
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Hmmm, Hermaphrodite = Jr Gong?
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03-11-2006, 09:00 PM
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Yeah, because women always love being paid $5 by a retard in a tuxedo like he thinks they're whores.
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03-11-2006, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Hermaphrodite
I'm not a nerd. Myspace is better then this stupid site anyway...I don't care what you meanies think
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give this guy a break. we've all been there.
If u r serious than go for it, i met my gf she was working in my factory as a Accountant, and i was just a joiner. She had a sexual crush on me(well i am in bb.com foum so, u know why), but it turns out to be more than sexual.
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03-11-2006, 09:03 PM
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My mother's name is Polly the Petunia just in case any of you wanted to KNOW about this faboulous lady.
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03-11-2006, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Renegade25
give this guy a break. we've all been there.
If u r serious than go for it, i met my gf she was working in my factory as a Accountant, and i was just a joiner. She had a sexual crush on me(well i am in bb.com foum so, u know why), but it turns out to be more than sexual.
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Okay, but asking a woman out by giving her money is insulting regardless of the situation. (and, the original poster is obviously a troll ... had he been serious then perhaps he'd have received serious advice)
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03-11-2006, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by fish153
Okay, but asking a woman out by giving her money is insulting regardless of the situation. (and, the original poster is obviously a troll ... had he been serious then perhaps he'd have received serious advice)
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Uhh no, I thought up this idea with my mother because last week she asked me if I wanted extra napkins so I think she has a crush on me....
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03-11-2006, 09:09 PM
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On & on & on on & on
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Oh, gee whiz, you're gonna ask a girl out!?! Hey, first time's always a tuffy there lad. Some fellas start to like girls a bit later than others, but it's no real biggie. Just be confident and follow all your mom's advice.
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03-11-2006, 09:11 PM
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Nonegalitarian
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Mcgay!
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03-11-2006, 09:21 PM
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Why do you guys think this is a big joke? This guy might just like big booty's 
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03-11-2006, 09:24 PM
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Why do you guys think this is a big joke? This guy might just like big booty's |
Because of the random **** he has posted in this thread.
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03-12-2006, 04:16 PM
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An Idea
Instead of ordering the Big Mac ($3.50) just order something off the $1 menu. THAT way, when you tip her she will know you are into her because you are giving her a big tip. Then she'll McBang you and show you the real golden arches.
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03-12-2006, 04:31 PM
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The only true one
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Originally Posted by stonecoldtruth
Instead of ordering the Big Mac ($3.50) just order something off the $1 menu. THAT way, when you tip her she will know you are into her because you are giving her a big tip. Then she'll McBang you and show you the real golden arches.
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She'll ask if he wants fries with that McBanging
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03-12-2006, 04:37 PM
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I rep back +100,000
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piitb
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03-12-2006, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by bigcalves
lol
This is why, people that post on message boards have bad/nerdy reputations. Most ppl are normal but the trolls/nerds mess it up for us.
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tell your mom to hit the cardio
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03-12-2006, 04:51 PM
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In the first few sentences the story had potential. Got lame though. Good effort... just make the next one funnier.
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03-12-2006, 05:12 PM
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I'm just doing this so my mother will stop accusing me of being gay.
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03-12-2006, 05:18 PM
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I rep back +100,000
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didnt she caught you masturbating to a picture of Don King?
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