Mullet

GermanBB · 03-09-2006, 01:41 PM

First off, sorry if this offends anyone. In sociology today, we had a talk about profiling. As unethical as it is, we thought it would be funny to profile the classic mullet man. I don't have the list anymore, but I'll try to recreate it. Some of these may apply to rednecks. Feel free to add some more.

You love Nascar
SPAM is a meal of snack depending on if it’s cooked
You drink a tallboy for breakfast rather than orange juice
You shop at the PigglyWiggly
Cutoff jeans and a wife beater are ok for a normal day
Cutoff flannel jacket if you’re meeting someone special
You have green Astroturf on your front porch
You can brag that you’ve scaled the local watertower
Five o’clock shadow at 11am
A bonfire is a social event
Still driving that El Camino with flames on it (self painted of course)
5 kids… 5 mamas
And every kid has a rat tail
The youngest is bottle feeding.. but the bottle is filled with RC Cola
Someone in your immediate family is a truck driver
You’re on the first name basis with all the local cops (well Jeff, looks like another night)
Pink Flamingos in the front yard (or on the front porch in the trailer is parked on concrete)
Chain wallet with a rebel flag on it (can apply to rednecks)
You actually think the mullet still looks good

Patrick Swaze · 03-09-2006, 01:44 PM

Business in the front; party in the back

What socially unacceptable about that?

musicfreak · 03-09-2006, 01:45 PM

This was voted the number one turn off for women.

Niyko · 03-09-2006, 01:47 PM

Haha mullets are great

Patrick Swaze · 03-09-2006, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brighteyes

You love Nascar - lots of people do, youo have to be wealthy to do it
SPAM is a meal of snack depending on if it’s cooked - poor people in general
You drink a tallboy for breakfast rather than orange juice - alcoholics
You shop at the PigglyWiggly - poor people in general
Cutoff jeans and a wife beater are ok for a normal day - wiggers
Cutoff flannel jacket if you’re meeting someone special - juiced bodybuilders
You have green Astroturf on your front porch - in the ghetto
You can brag that you’ve scaled the local watertower - stoners
Five o’clock shadow at 11am - anyone who has thick hair and testacles
A bonfire is a social event - so high schools are mullet schools?
Still driving that El Camino with flames on it (self painted of course) - eh
5 kids… 5 mamas - most people on Maury aren't rednecks, they're .....
And every kid has a rat tail -- you might be a redneck
The youngest is bottle feeding.. but the bottle is filled with RC Cola - WTF?
Someone in your immediate family is a truck driver- who makes $75,000 a year
You’re on the first name basis with all the local cops (well Jeff, looks like another night) - that's a bad thing?
Pink Flamingos in the front yard (or on the front porch in the trailer is parked on concrete) - old Canadians who moved to Florida
Chain wallet with a rebel flag on it (can apply to rednecks) - rebel flag-redneck; no rebel flag-poser punk/wigger
You actually think the mullet still looks good - to each his own

Some I agree with, some not so much so I commented above.

gunsnbam · 03-09-2006, 02:24 PM

'The youngest is bottle feeding.. but the bottle is filled with RC Cola' hahahahaha thats my fav one.

GermanBB · 03-09-2006, 08:30 PM

bump

Reservoir Dog · 03-09-2006, 08:35 PM

rat tail kids run around bare footed in wal-mart.

Born4theGYM · 03-09-2006, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brighteyes

You love Nascar

Cutoff jeans and a wife beater are ok for a normal day

You can brag that you’ve scaled the local watertower

A bonfire is a social event

Pink Flamingos in the front yard

a bonfire is a social event, and they are the best. we always have the biggest and baddest ones. not to mention the $200 fireworks we always light off.
i wear a wife beater and dasiy duke shorts, lol

me and my friends have climbed to the top of a watertower a bunch of times.

i enjoy nascar

GIT-R-DONE :P