Things to do on an elevator...

IceDragon · 02-08-2006, 04:26 PM

I've got to admit to doing one or two of these myself...

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's Mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your One of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

C_Kent · 02-08-2006, 04:32 PM

Funny ...........................found.

Ba-60 · 02-08-2006, 04:33 PM

LOL, cant wait to get on an elevator now!

willam1 · 02-08-2006, 04:37 PM

forgot the one where you push every single button once you get to your floor.

Deezal · 02-08-2006, 04:43 PM

Release protein farts.

The-Stig · 02-08-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Deezal

Release protein farts.

<-- agrees!

RedSoxfan1978 · 02-08-2006, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Deezal

Release protein farts.

+1 to that. What about ****ing?

Something to do...

Mr Grudge · 02-08-2006, 05:05 PM

Got Milk? · 02-08-2006, 05:14 PM

when the elevator is pack, fart.

buresnipes · 02-08-2006, 05:25 PM

lol this is the funnies f***ing thread in such a long while.

Wicker Man · 02-08-2006, 05:38 PM

1. bring a portable toilet with you - playschool type.

2. place it in the elevator and proceed to do your business

3. press random buttons on the elevator

4. when the door opens say "jesus christmas man, can't you knock"

need4muscle · 02-08-2006, 05:45 PM

right when the elevator starts moving fall over and pretend to have broken your leg. then talk about sueing the business for having too powerful of elevators

danthaman669 · 02-08-2006, 05:46 PM

roundhouse kick passengers.

Wicker Man · 02-08-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by need4muscle

right when the elevator starts moving fall over and pretend to have broken your leg. then talk about sueing the business for having too powerful of elevators

or as soon as it starts moving, yell "omfg my ears are bleeding."

eiker_ir · 02-08-2006, 06:04 PM

something that always goes to thru my mind when i'm alone in an elevator..."i'm all alone....so alone...that i could...DANCE!!!"

: proceeds to dance until the doors open again and act normally :

deRusett · 02-08-2006, 06:11 PM

1: sing - Love in an Elevator out loud, and wink at other passengers

2: sniff the air, and move, then sniff and move, continue to do that till you get off

3: get off on every floor then get back on before the doors close.

IceDragon · 02-08-2006, 06:21 PM

lol You guys are all nuts.

Sanj- · 02-08-2006, 06:23 PM

i found that amazing. ive said the "did you guys feel that" before. no one laughed sept my friend, and two other people wanted to laugh lol

macky21 · 02-08-2006, 06:33 PM

poop in the corner then wait for brian peppers to pick up the smell and attack you....then wait for chuck norris to save you but he can't and you are stuck in the elevator with him for 19 floors and the elevator gets stuck and your cornhole is busted...

supersayin3544 · 02-08-2006, 10:51 PM

after exiting the elevator into the airport walk up to someone and just stare at them untill they feel you looking at them, then look at them straight into the eyes and say "don't get onto the flight" or if you happen to be in a bank tap the person on the shoulder infront of you and say as your putting on some gloves and holding your ski-mask "now would be a good time to leave"

-dane cook

Revolver45 · 02-09-2006, 01:24 PM

Several things I've found will annoy people:

Count down the number of the floors but also count fractions, e.g. 5, 4 and 3/4, 4 and 1/2...

Be completely silent the whole way down then when you get near the bottom shout out, "Here comes two!"

Sing "Love in an elevator" by Aerosmith whenever you get on.

JMUsles · 02-09-2006, 01:29 PM

climb out of the top of the elevator and cut the cable with a blowtorch.

hahaha lolzerbobs

Hartski · 02-09-2006, 01:36 PM

Stand in the corner swaying back and forth muttering, "Oh God, not now.......Not again...........They haven't done anything wrong.............."

Then scream.

bass generator · 02-09-2006, 01:39 PM

once when desperate i took a piss whilst riding the elevator in eldon square carpark,there was just me and my mates so i thought it would be ok but just as i was finishing it stopped and opened and two women with shopping bags were standing,we walked out causualy and as we got round the corner,before the doors had cosed we heard them say 'dirty bastards' so i ran away laughing histerically

Strong_Matt · 02-09-2006, 01:58 PM

wait till your in a packed elevator then announce to your companions

oh no i think im gonna fart

thats bound to get a laugh

bring a inflatable life raft in there then detonate it.

good thread btw

Strong_Matt · 02-09-2006, 02:01 PM

i got one

cover the lift rails and buttons in peter logans exploding paste "google it"

then stand in the corner and film it that would be class A material

Shadow Colossus · 02-09-2006, 02:03 PM

Roflmao! you owe me a new keyboard icedragon!

after spilling my milk all over it o.O

i gotta try some of those.

IceDragon · 02-09-2006, 02:20 PM

lol Anytime.

2lazy4wieghts · 02-09-2006, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hartski

Stand in the corner swaying back and forth muttering, "Oh God, not now.......Not again...........They haven't done anything wrong.............."

Then scream.

Haha My Roommate in College used to do that in the girls dorm.