Yeah, so I think this guy in the sauna was trying to have a jerk session with me

sword_ · 01-31-2006, 05:53 PM

I just completed my chest/bi workout and decided to hit the sauna for 10-15 minutes (a little active recovery). So I am in there w/ some middle age guy and another college student. The college student leaves a few mins later, so I am just sitting there sweating. So this guy says to me 'its good to come in here after a day like this'. I was like 'yeah'. What drove me nuts was he was rubbing his skin and **** and I could hear it. He didn't even bother covering up, which is fine, but I don't feel like having a conversation.

He went on and said he was going to leave for a second to cool off and come back...his towel still in the sauna. He came back and asked me what type of workout I did today and stuff so I told him. A few mins later I was like 'I'll catch you'.

Tell me why this guy got out the sauna just like 2 minutes later after I got out of there? He eyed me once or twice too. That's the end of that creepy story.

mickey mouse · 01-31-2006, 05:57 PM

sword_ why you keep getting in such situations.

the solution lies in cell tech

Valor · 01-31-2006, 05:59 PM

oh god...i woulda done the same thing in that situation, b.c you dont wanna be mean and not talk to the guy, but at the asme time your thnking, HES GAY and IM STRAIGHT....ewww, just the thought

i dont have problem with gay ppl, just when stuff like this happens it creeps me out

EZ-Bar · 01-31-2006, 06:02 PM

should have told him you had a micro penis, and you would squish it if you tried to jerk it.

two choices · 01-31-2006, 06:03 PM

i don't really notice anything gay about it, besides the whole underlying gay tone of being naked in a sauna with another guy. he was in the joint before you, so it's not as though he followed you in. sounds to me like he was just making convo.

i'd say it's definately an awkward situation, but maybe not a gay one.

just in case though, stay away from naked middle-aged men in the future.

sword_ · 01-31-2006, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by EZ-Bar

should have told him you had a micro penis, and you would squish it if you tried to jerk it.

Dude I definitely saw him try to look under my towel when I was sitting down...it was like a split second but I caught it!

BigHulkHogan · 01-31-2006, 06:11 PM

Sounds like somebody's got a secret admirer!!

Although I guess it's no secret when hes all naked and sweaty in an enclosed room with you.

AreaMan · 01-31-2006, 07:52 PM

Some guys at my gym are just talkative. Including in the locker room.

I usually just assume they're chatty as an attempted distraction cause they don't really like the thought of other people paying attention to their bodies...I guess it's just a matter of perception *shrug*

mickey mouse · 01-31-2006, 07:55 PM

people talk a lot. some of them. i think it's better than seeing the same people every day and never saying a word to each other. ya know at least you say what's up, or how are ya.

it's called socializing

BuildUpNow · 01-31-2006, 07:58 PM

I wear my undies in the sauna

NukeDukem · 01-31-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mickey mouse

sword_ why you keep getting in such situations.

the solution lies in cell tech

omfg, ive never seen that pic before

Such greatness, reps.

101101 · 01-31-2006, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Valor

oh god...i woulda done the same thing in that situation, b.c you dont wanna be mean and not talk to the guy, but at the asme time your thnking, HES GAY and IM STRAIGHT....ewww, just the thought

i dont have problem with gay ppl, just when stuff like this happens it creeps me out

The thought? The thought of what?
That he might cough and give you homosexuality?

sword_ · 01-31-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mickey mouse

people talk a lot. some of them. i think it's better than seeing the same people every day and never saying a word to each other. ya know at least you say what's up, or how are ya.

it's called socializing

It was just ackward...I mean when I was in ROTC our cadet dorms didn't have shower curtains and we used to chat it up, but that wasn't a big deal because we knew each other. Dunno maybe I overreacted but it seemed ackward to me, the whole tone of the conversation, like patterning.

prior22 · 01-31-2006, 08:14 PM

love the pic man

JuanDenver · 01-31-2006, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sword_

Dude I definitely saw him try to look under my towel when I was sitting down...it was like a split second but I caught it!

He was probably checking to see if you had crabs before he had his way with you.

sword_ · 02-01-2006, 03:57 AM

Memnoch · 02-01-2006, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sword_

It was just ackward...I mean when I was in ROTC our cadet dorms didn't have shower curtains and we used to chat it up, but that wasn't a big deal because we knew each other. Dunno maybe I overreacted but it seemed ackward to me, the whole tone of the conversation, like patterning.

Come'on gyms and Saunas etc..your bound to get something like that happening sooner or later. Just say your a strick Catholic whose going to give a seminar on gays burning in hell, and look at him with feverish eyes and say..."Are you a sinner old man?...I cast sinners out."