Field Report—The Seduction of Paris Hilton "Not Me But Interesting"

biglogonafrog · 01-08-2006, 10:21 PM

This really happened take it or leave it

MSN GROUP: Mystery's Lounge
SUBJECT: Field Report—The Seduction of Paris Hilton
AUTHOR: Papa
Today, I went with Style, Mystery, and our real estate agent to our prospective
mansion, Dean Martin's old crib in the Hollywood Hills. I am in love with the
place and can't wait to close the deal. We will be on top of the world, literally
and figuratively. When you are in our crib, everything seems perfect.
It's a short walk to a popular Mexican fast-food restaurant, so we went
over there for a late lunch. After ordering food, we found a table outside.
Suddenly, our agent leaned over to me and whispered:
REAL ESTATE AGENT: You know, I saw Paris Hilton walk inside the
restaurant. I think she's ordering a burrito. Why don't you go pick her
up?
PAPA: Really?
STYLE: Hey, if you are going to walk over there, don't look in her direction.
PAPA: All right, it's playtime.
I got up, walked into the restaurant, and saw a hot blonde chick getting salsa.
So I thought, "Salsa sounds good to me." I've been gearing my game up for
this moment, and now it was time to take what I deserved. So I walked over to
her side and pretended like I was just at the salsa bar by coincidence. I helped
myself to some salsa, and then looked over my right shoulder at her and started
the conversation with Style's jealous girlfriend opener.
PAPA: Hey, I need a female opinion on something?
PARIS: (Smiles and looks up) Okay.
PAPA: Would you date a guy who was still friends with his ex-girlfriend?
PARIS: Yeah. I think so. Sure.
I started to walk away, then turned back and continued the conversation.
PAPA: Hmm. Actually, this is a two-part question.
PARIS: (Smiles and giggles)
PAPA: Imagine you were dating a guy who was still friends with his
ex-girlfriend. And you were going to move in with him but he had a
drawer with pictures of his ex-girlfriend—not nudie pictures or
anything, just regular pictures and some letters.
PARIS: Ooh. I would so get rid of them. I would put them in a box.
I cut her off and continued with the opener.
PAPA: Do you think it's unreasonable for her to want him to get rid of those
pictures?
PARIS: Oh, for sure. I dated a guy who did that, and I tossed them.
PAPA: Wow! The reason why I asked was because I have a friend in the
same situation, and she burned them.
PARIS: Yes. That's what I should have done. [Smiles]
PAPA: Hmm. Cool.
Paris finished getting her salsa, then took her salsa containers and started to
walk away.
PAPA: Hey, you know, you look like a little cartoon version of Britney
Spears. Oh, maybe it's just your teeth.
Paris put her salsa container back on the table, looked at me, and smiled. Then
I told her Style's Cs versus Us routine.
PAPA: Yeah! You have Britney teeth. Well, that's what my ex-girlfriend said. I
mean, she has a theory that girls who have teeth in a wide C-shape,
like Britney Spears, are perceived as good girls, no matter how many
guys they hook up with. You have the same kind of C-shaped teeth.
PARIS: (Excited and smiling) Oh, yeah?
PAPA: Hey, I mean, just look at the smiles of the cover girls on magazines.
They have the same kind of teeth. Well, at least that's what she said.
She even got surgery done to her teeth because she had U-shaped
teeth, like Christina Aguilera. She said U-shaped teeth are perceived
as unfriendly, and that's why Christina Aguilera has the bad girl
reputation and Britney Spears doesn't.
PARIS: [Smiles) Wow.
We walked to the counter and she grabbed her food. I acted as if I were
going to leave, but don't think I'm going to leave Paris without proper game.
She had her food and was about to exit the restaurant, so I had to keep her
there. I looked over my shoulder and continued the conversation.
PAPA: I have an intuition about you.
PARIS: What?
She put her food down and looked at me.
PAPA: You know, I can tell you deep insights about yourself just by asking
three questions.
PARIS: Oh yeah?
PAPA: Yeah. Here, come over to this table.
PARIS: Okay, sure.
I sat down at a nearby table, and she placed her food on the table and sat
across from me. When she sat down, she smiled. I knew I was set and that it
was time to work solid game. For the next fifteen minutes, we shared some stories
about Hollywood and talked about commonalities. I did some qualifying,
gave her some Speed Seduction patterns, and told her some socially proofed
higher-value stories.
PAPA: Well, my friend taught me this fascinating visualization technique
called the Cube. He's over there right now, and we just finished
shopping for a house over there [pointing in the direction of the Hollywood
Hills). I've been living in a hotel for the last ten weeks. Ugh.
PARIS: Oh yeah! Which one?
PAPA: The Furama.
PARIS: [Nods) Yeah, I live right up the street on Kings Road.
PAPA: Cool. I'll be your neighbor. I'm moving into a house on Londonderry.
It's a great place, and I already have so much heart for it. My friend
Style and I are talking about making it a place for after-parties.
PARIS: Cooool.
PAPA: Okay. Are you ready for the Cube?
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PARIS: Yes. Sure. [Smiles)
PAPA: [Escalating the yes-ladder) Before I start, I need to ask you a few
questions. Are you intelligent?
PARIS: Yes.
PAPA: Are you intuitive?
PARIS: Yes.
PAPA: Do you have a good imagination?
PARIS: Yes.
PAPA: Okay. Great! We'll continue then. Imagine you're driving in the
desert and you see a cube. How big is the cube?
PARIS: It's really big!
PAPA: How big is that?
PARIS: As big as a hotel.
Though I knew who she was, I didn't give it away and acknowledge she was
a Hilton.
PAPA: Hmm. Interesting. Okay, so what color is it?
PARIS: Pink.
PAPA: Cool. Is if something you can see through or is it solid?
PARIS: You can see right through it.
PAPA: Rock on! Now, let's add a ladder. Where is the ladder in relation to
the cube?
PARIS: It's leaning against the cube, going into the middle of it.
PAPA: Ah! I would have expected you to say that.
PARIS: Yeah. (Smiles and giggles)
PAPA: Yeah. So let's add one more thing to your picture. Let's add a horse.
Where is the horse in relation to everything in your picture?
PARIS: It's sleeping.
PAPA: Where is it sleeping?
PARIS: In front of the cube.
PAPA: Wow. Interesting. (Pause) Okay. Are you ready to find out what all
of this mean? (Pause) It doesn't mean anything! No, just kidding. The
cube represents what you think of yourself. It's your ego. Now, your
cube is pretty big. You have a lot of self-confidence. It's not superhuge.
I mean, it's not like you have a huge ego, but you definitely
carry yourself with a lot of confidence. Also, your cube is pink.
PARIS: Yeah. That's my favorite color.
PAPA: Well, pink is also a color that is playful and bright, and you chose
that because you carry yourself with the same kind of energy. You
are the kind of person who really likes to have fun and party, but you
are also the kind of person who just enjoys being in other people's
company.
PARIS: Yes.
PAPA: And your cube is something that you can see right through. Now, that
represents how people interact with you because you are the kind of
person who even when people first meet you, they can see right
through you. You really connect with people and that rocks.
PARIS: What's your name?
PAPA: Papa. What's your name?
PARIS: Paris.
PAPA: Rock on. I feel like we have so much to talk about.
PARIS: Yes.
PAPA: We should definitely party it up together sometime.
PARIS: Yes. We should.
PAPA: Here.
I gave her a piece of paper and a pen. She wrote down her first and last
name, and then handed it to me, expecting to impress me and get a wow
response. But I didn't give her any response, as if I had no idea who she was.
Then I handed it back to her.
PAPA: Here.
PARIS: Okay. Write it down right here?
PAPA: Yes.
PARIS: This is my cell phone.
PAPA: Cool.
PARIS: Yeah. We should definitely meet up.
PAPA: Yeah. Rock on. I'll see ya, kid.
I walked back to see the boys at the table outside.
STYLE: Nice job, man. Nobody give Papa a high-five or acknowledge it,
in case she sees it. Well done, bro.
REAL ESTATE AGENT: High five, bro.
I explained to the boys what happened. This rocks. I know that this is the way
things are going to be. It just makes sense that I would roll with Paris Hilton
when I am in Project Hollywood.
Mystery, this is my set. So hands off when Paris comes by the crib to see
Papa.
Cheers,
Papa

indus. · 01-08-2006, 10:27 PM

someone post that colin powell pic

biglogonafrog · 01-08-2006, 10:41 PM

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Ephedra · 01-08-2006, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indus.

someone post that colin powell pic

yep

indus. · 01-08-2006, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biglogonafrog

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BlazerXX · 01-08-2006, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biglogonafrog

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i enjoyed it

biglogonafrog · 01-08-2006, 10:55 PM

Yeah and this is totally real the last few day I've been hooked on this one book, I can't stop reading it. It's about the life of the best pua ever,Best book i've ever read hands down.

I'm just now halfway done with it and it keeps getting better