messed up situation..plz read

b_money_12 · 01-08-2006, 04:20 PM

alrighty so ive recently been chattin up this girl i went to high school with.. anyways she lives with a friend and they invited me and a buddy over on friday nite.. we smoked a little bud played some MarioKart on gamecube.. all in all had a chill ass time..

note: the roomate is nasty..lol.. but also the nicest girl u'll ever meet

anyways.. this is the sad part.. her parents died a few years back in a car wreck.. she was in the car too.. so she has a ****load of cash.. i mean A LOT of cash.. has a brand new car with a sick sound system all done up and everything.. in their place they have a 50in flatscreen TV.. all leather couches,chairs, etc... its ****in' soo sweet thurr..always has like minimum of $200 worth of dope..went to the store and bought us all munchies and drinks..

so heres where it gets interesting.. i went back there solo last nite (saturday)..we all blazed and chilled out..but the nasty roomate was all over me.. and they just invited me over again tonight.. i wanna like let it be known that i dont want anything with her (the roomate) cuz i actually want the girl i went to school with.. however, as explained above, the situation is pretty sweet and i dont wanna **** it all up.. am i wrong for wanting to like exploit this situation a little bit?

Big_Spaz · 01-08-2006, 04:23 PM

Trust me, the older you get the quicker your expectation levels go down. I would just throw it to her, take some cash, and then in about 6 months say "this isn't working out". The confide in the roomate (the one you really like) and tell her how upset you are with things and cry the blues, and BAM, she'll be all over you and in a year's time you hit two chicks.

-Spaz

b_money_12 · 01-08-2006, 04:26 PM

LMFAO.. HAHAHA that was golden aha

falcornerback · 01-08-2006, 04:30 PM

at least shes spending the insurance settlement wisely...

falcornerback · 01-08-2006, 04:31 PM

also post a pic of the nasty room mate....is she nasty fat..nasty face...nasty odor...what gives?

b_money_12 · 01-08-2006, 04:40 PM

just i dunno shes fat for sure.. but shes super nice too though.. so i dunno man.. ill post if anything goes down tonight haha maybe i'll just bag both of em

Big_Spaz · 01-08-2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by b_money_12

just i dunno shes fat for sure.. but shes super nice too though.. so i dunno man.. ill post if anything goes down tonight haha maybe i'll just bag both of em

I would try to bag both of them. Or say to them "wanna do something crazy tonight?" and maybe they will start giggling and taking their clothes off. It's worth a shot.

God darn, I'm a horny old man.

-Spaz

truffel shuffel · 01-08-2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by b_money_12

just i dunno shes fat for sure.. but shes super nice too though.. so i dunno man.. ill post if anything goes down tonight haha maybe i'll just bag both of em

fat gals are always act nice.... i wouldnt do it bro, unless, someone is a chubby chaser....

j/k

b_money_12 · 01-08-2006, 05:22 PM

haha i think i was only kidding bout the taggin' both of them thing..i ain't that hungry for it haha.. but ya man anyone seriosuly disagree with me exploiting this ****?

hailfire777 · 01-08-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by b_money_12

alrighty so ive recently been chattin up this girl i went to high school with.. anyways she lives with a friend and they invited me and a buddy over on friday nite.. we smoked a little bud played some MarioKart on gamecube.. all in all had a chill ass time..

note: the roomate is nasty..lol.. but also the nicest girl u'll ever meet

anyways.. this is the sad part.. her parents died a few years back in a car wreck.. she was in the car too.. so she has a ****load of cash.. i mean A LOT of cash.. has a brand new car with a sick sound system all done up and everything.. in their place they have a 50in flatscreen TV.. all leather couches,chairs, etc... its ****in' soo sweet thurr..always has like minimum of $200 worth of dope..went to the store and bought us all munchies and drinks..

so heres where it gets interesting.. i went back there solo last nite (saturday)..we all blazed and chilled out..but the nasty roomate was all over me.. and they just invited me over again tonight.. i wanna like let it be known that i dont want anything with her (the roomate) cuz i actually want the girl i went to school with.. however, as explained above, the situation is pretty sweet and i dont wanna **** it all up.. am i wrong for wanting to like exploit this situation a little bit?

just do it, unless shes like really so far below your standards its not just happening.. if shes just kinda moderatly ugly just do it, i mean look at all the money? i MIGHT do her in your situation, i would have to be there to really tell for sure, but my instincts are saying close your eyes and let the money roll in.. shes got alot of baggage though so be careful..

play your cards right and you might have a threesome with alot of money

maybe a few presents worth a chunk of change too!

if you do exploit it, make GOD DAMN SURE you play it off as if you were really interested, if you make it seem like your using them for the money your life could be a living hell.. its not that hard to fake it is it?

b_money_12 · 01-08-2006, 05:39 PM

all hail hailfire haha i love it man.. u just made up my mind for me bro

Tiny J · 01-08-2006, 06:07 PM

but how are you gonna keep it hard while banging her if she's so nasty?

Big_Spaz · 01-08-2006, 06:29 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot one last VERY important line of advice -

Put it on her back or stomach.

-Spaz

brake · 01-08-2006, 06:38 PM

threesome...

the next time you are there just start kissing the nasty one, close your eyes and then start rubbing the other ones leg. If she freaks out just say "oh sorry i thought it was *nasty girls name's* leg" if she doesnt freak out then just keep going. if it doesnt work out do hailfire's plan.