Check this out guys... Quite long, but damn amusing
[03:31] Someone: that's what bodybuilding is all about if you haven't noticed
[03:31] SomeoneElse: what, so now im a bb noob too
[03:31] SomeoneElse: what else you gonna throw at me
[03:31] Someone: wtf? I haven't said that you're a bb noob
[03:32] Someone: damnit shut up and listen better
[03:32] SomeoneElse: ?
[03:32] Someone: *read* better ...
[03:32] SomeoneElse: whats with the incase you havent noticed gig
[03:32] SomeoneElse: dont talk to me like that
[03:32] Someone: lol
[03:32] SomeoneElse: what else you gonna toss out there
[03:32] Someone: go suck your moms dick
[03:32] SomeoneElse: youre just throwing poop at the wall kid
[03:32] Someone: yeah. your dad's probably having anal sex with a cow right now
[03:33] SomeoneElse: oh yea, sophmoric humor, at its worst
[03:33] SomeoneElse: 10 months older right?
[03:33] SomeoneElse: TACOWNED.
[03:33] SomeoneElse: hows that taco taste?
[03:33] SomeoneElse: hows it taste man?
[03:33] Someone: Junioric humor
[03:33] SomeoneElse: you get a hearty servin of that ground beef?
[03:33] Someone: 10 months older, and I still managed to **** your mom
[03:34] Someone: I'm YOUR DAD
[03:34] SomeoneElse: yeah, alright
[03:36] SomeoneElse: id punch you in the head if you were here
[03:36] Someone: yeah, in case you didn't know, I'm bruce lee's reincarnated ghost ...
[03:36] SomeoneElse: yeah, the cock smokin version
[03:37] SomeoneElse: smokin cock when you arent out sparrin
[03:37] SomeoneElse: and bruce lee wasnt 230 lbs
[03:37] Someone: I'm bigger and stronger than he ever was
[03:38] SomeoneElse: no ****
[03:38] SomeoneElse: but he was stronger pound for pound
[03:38] SomeoneElse: and would ruin your ****
[03:38] SomeoneElse: because hes faster
[03:38] SomeoneElse: and mastered
[03:38] SomeoneElse: TACOWN.
[03:38] SomeoneElse: hows it taste man?
[03:38] SomeoneElse: hearty helpin?
[03:39] Someone: too bad I'm not fighting him but YOU.. and I would stll smoke you anytime, while sleeping with my hands tied together
[03:39] SomeoneElse: yeah, youd probably like that
[03:39] SomeoneElse: having me in the room with oyu
[03:39] SomeoneElse: while youre restrained
[03:39] SomeoneElse: probably got your dong out on the keyboard
[03:39] SomeoneElse: yankin your crank
[03:39] SomeoneElse: moaning
[03:39] Someone: yeah, since you've never had any other experience with GIRLS, I thought you might enjoy having power over a guy at least for once in your life ... it's tough being a virgin!
[03:40] SomeoneElse: yeah, the learned ladies man you are
[03:40] SomeoneElse: its intimidating talkin to you
[03:40] SomeoneElse: i mean, all players frequent the web for their advice
[03:40] SomeoneElse: TACOWN.
[03:40] SomeoneElse: hows that website treating you?
[03:40] Someone: at least I stuck my dick into a womans vagina .... something you still have to do...
[03:40] Someone: .. .and putting into your dads butt doesnt count!!!!!
[03:41] SomeoneElse: was it a woman, or a cat?
[03:41] SomeoneElse: was it even a mammal for that matter?
[03:41] Someone: hey man this flamewar is awesome!!
[03:41] SomeoneElse: yo, you about done there?
[03:41] Someone:
[03:41] Someone: yeah
[03:41] Someone: hold on
[03:41] Someone: cumming
[03:41] Someone: ohhhh
[03:41] Someone: yeeeeah
[03:41] Someone: done
[03:42] SomeoneElse: yea, i bet
[03:42] SomeoneElse: you got owned
[03:42] Someone: dude Style is the man
[03:42] SomeoneElse: ?
[03:43] Someone: Anyway, in bar, on a good night, and one girl is giving me all the
IOIs and watching when I'm with other HBs. She's the best in the
place: dark skinned, thin, white dress, white go-go boots. Says she's
getting a drink, I come with, and just for the hell of it, say:
"If I let you take me home tonight, will you feed me?"
She just backs off and gives me a funny look. But my confidence is
high. I say, "What do you have to eat?"
She says, "Really?"
I say, "Really."
She says, "Chicken, spinach, cheerios, rice krispies..."
[03:43] Someone: Now I know I am IN. This works MUCH better than other lines ("will you
keep me" I think is in the archives), because now you're talking about
FOOD. Disarms chick logic, because she's just feeding you, after all.
Then when you ask what she has to eat, you're waiting for the
IOI/response. (You also have a c/f out: if she says she just met you,
you can say, " So it's too soon to eat with me; what were YOU thinking
of?")
Anyway, it was awesome. A half hour later, I suggested leaving. She
waited upstairs while I said my goodbyes (rounding up three #s) then
went to her house. She fed me (chicken and spinach) and just WATCHED
me eat. After, she goes, "Are you done?"
I say, "Yes."
Then she says, "Let's go." And we get into her bed. It was SO nice
just knowing the !close is in the bag and being able to take MY time.
[03:43] Someone: isn't THAT genius??? he gets to **** her at her own house!
[03:44] Someone: I NEED this routine, cause I can't take no chick to my swampy apartment
[03:44] SomeoneElse: yeah, that sounds pretty fabricated
[03:44] SomeoneElse: but more power to ya if its true
[03:45] Someone: of course it's true
[03:45] SomeoneElse: psh, okay man
[03:45] SomeoneElse: really reeled you in nicely
[03:45] SomeoneElse: you punching in your cc number as we speak?
[03:45] Someone: lol
[03:45] Someone: no
[03:45] SomeoneElse: TONY ROBBINS.
[03:45] SomeoneElse: owned.
[03:45] Someone: there's nothing to pay
[03:46] Someone: although I WILL visit one of Mystery's workshops one of these days ... they charge 1500 bucks for it though, so I gotta save up
[03:46] SomeoneElse: what!?
[03:46] SomeoneElse: tell me youre kidding
[03:46] Someone: I aint
[03:46] SomeoneElse: you could get with atleast 10 women with that bankroll
[03:47] SomeoneElse: youre a moron if you do that
[03:47] Someone: although obviously I don't have th emoney now.. but I will when I graduate
[03:47] Someone: ok .. you can get with 10 women with that bankroll .. those would be WHORES .. .and after that what? money out
[03:47] SomeoneElse: shut up army
[03:47] SomeoneElse: just shut up
[03:47] Someone: ... on the other hand you could visit one of the workshops, LEARN the game LIFE with experts
[03:47] Someone: and get countless women
[03:47] Someone: you're just afraid of the truth, arent you
[03:48] Someone: women WILL disappoint you one day .. and you WILL change your mind
[03:48] SomeoneElse: dude, shut up, you sound like a total moron
[03:48] SomeoneElse: quit being a toolbox
[03:48] Someone: wank wank wank
[03:48] SomeoneElse: we cool?
[03:48] Someone: of course
[03:49] SomeoneElse: if youre going to drop 1500 dollars on some romance seminar
[03:49] SomeoneElse: what you really need to work on
[03:49] SomeoneElse: is your confidence
[03:49] SomeoneElse: plain and simple
[03:49] SomeoneElse: that **** aint gonna teach you confidence
[03:49] Someone: oh I'm pretty confident by now ...
[03:49] SomeoneElse: well, then thats all you need
[03:50] SomeoneElse: these cheezy one liners aint gonna help
[03:50] Someone: believe me, I'm confident ... I'm the biggest toughest meanest most ripped mother****er on campus
[03:50] Someone: I'm confident
[03:50] SomeoneElse: yeah, okay man
[03:50] SomeoneElse: good for you
[03:50] SomeoneElse: stfu about strength
[03:50] SomeoneElse: im talking about talkin
[03:50] SomeoneElse: not flexing your traps
[03:50] Someone: that's what everybody thinks... cheezy one liners don't work ... it's not the line itself that works .. it's the fact that you're saying it and that you're opening up a conversation that works
[03:51] SomeoneElse: ah shut up
[03:51] Someone: you were talking about confidence. I told you I am confident
[03:51] Someone: ahhh shutup yourself
[03:51] Someone: no you shut up
[03:51] Someone: no I shut up
[03:51] Someone: noo.. YOU
[03:51] Someone: noo.. I
[03:51] Someone: OK OK
[03:51] SomeoneElse: women judge whether they want to talk to you based on how you approach them
[03:51] SomeoneElse: if youre tossing out a one liner
[03:51] SomeoneElse: they hear every other night
[03:51] SomeoneElse: theyre gonna be like "**** this"
[03:51] Someone: you'll see.
[03:52] SomeoneElse: man, you got brainwashed
[03:52] Someone: nope, YOU got brainwashed by society
[03:52] Someone: I am going AGAINST society .. I'm going against what everybody thinks
[03:52] Someone: but forget it for now .. I'm going to sleep
[03:52] SomeoneElse: ah, strike a sore spot?
[03:52] Someone: it's 4 in the ****in AM here!
[03:53] SomeoneElse: well
[03:53] SomeoneElse: youll probably sleep good, considering you just had such a hearty helping of TACOWN.
[03:53] SomeoneElse: probably pretty full huh
[03:53] Someone: lol **** you little bitch
[03:54] Someone: what are you?? 120lbs!?!? MUAHAHA
[03:54] SomeoneElse: harsh man
[03:54] Someone: I can CURL you with my wrists
[03:54] Someone: I can FRONTRAISE you with one arm
[03:54] SomeoneElse: yeah cool
[03:54] SomeoneElse: are your abs visible?
[03:54] SomeoneElse: thanks for playing.
[03:54] Someone: YES... they are now
[03:54] SomeoneElse: lard master
[03:54] Someone: ROFL
[03:54] Someone: good one
[03:54] Someone:
[03:54] Someone: that one made me crack
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