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10-12-2005, 02:47 PM
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Darwin's mistake
this is good - read if u dont mind colin.
Three monkeys sat on a coconut tree,
Discussing things as they're said to be;
Said one to the others "Now listen, you two
There's a certain rumour that can't be true
That man descended from our noble race:
The very idea is a big disgrace.
No monkey ever deserted his wife
Staved her babies and ruined her life;
And you've never known a mother-monk
To leave her babies with others to bunk,
Or pass them on from one to another
Till they scarcely know who was their mother;
And another thing you'll never see
A monk building a fence around a coconut tree
And let the coconuts go to waste
Forbidding all other monks to taste;
Why, if I'd put a fence round the tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me;
Here's another think a monk won't do
Go out at night and get on the stew
Or use a gun or club or knife
To take some other monkey's life.
Yes, man DESCENDED - with all his fuss,
But, brothers, he didn't descent from US!"
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10-12-2005, 02:50 PM
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I Bleed Black and Gold
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Exactly what is your point? That monkeys talk to each other when we're not around?
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10-12-2005, 02:52 PM
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i dont know. I hit the stew and carry a knife, but i think its some deep sh!t to those who care.
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10-12-2005, 02:53 PM
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y u itl bastage
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if those monkeys have something to say, say it to our face. Worthless little knuckledraggers.
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10-12-2005, 02:55 PM
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Bruce Lee would win
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10-12-2005, 02:56 PM
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**** son id wanna see dems monkeys cum down herre 2 compton and talk dat ****z
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10-12-2005, 02:56 PM
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At least (most) humans don't fling their poo at passing monkeys.
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10-12-2005, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by trudat playa
**** son id wanna see dems monkeys cum down herre 2 compton and talk dat ****z
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I don't want to seek monkeys cum.
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10-12-2005, 03:13 PM
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I Bleed Black and Gold
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Originally Posted by trudat playa
**** son id wanna see dems monkeys cum down herre 2 compton and talk dat ****z
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What we have here, gentlemen, is the missing link. Darwin is proven right once again!
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10-12-2005, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Hartski
What we have here, gentlemen, is the missing link. Darwin is proven right once again!
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But I thought this was the missing link...
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You gotta separate the man from the boy
If you hesitate, you might lose a lot of joy
So grab a hold of your girl, and give her everything you can
If you can penetrate, she'll make you feel like a man
Always remember your strength comes from deep inside
The world's a joke, so beware, you could lose your mind!
So don't be fooled by the lies lots of people say
Trust in yourself and you surely will find a way
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10-13-2005, 07:15 AM
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darwin is a marwin!
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10-13-2005, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by trudat playa
**** son id wanna see dems monkeys cum down herre 2 compton and talk dat ****z
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Yea.. you'd have Swing by $h1ttings.. DUCK!
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