Bumper stickers I hate

[user4165146510]

Support Our Troops - Of course I "support our troops", ****asses. Do you think liberals spit on returning Marines and rough up their families while they're gone? Do you think we cheer a little bit ever time we hear about a roadside bomb going off? There are plenty of people who thought the war was a retarded ****ing decision, but nobody holds anything against our soldiers for it! What you really mean is "Support Bush, and support the war" and **** you for weaseling your pet agenda into an obnoxious unrelated catchphrase that impunes my patriotism and my humanity if I don't agree with it.
"Do you support our troops?"
"Um, I'm not quite sure what that means, but I suppose I do."
"So, you agree that Iraq was justified and that Bush is the best president since Jesus?"
"What? I didn't say that!"
"WELL, THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!"

You fvvkbuckets don't even use an adhesive sticker! These are crappy little magnets that you can take off and apply in a second! Wow, you love our troops so much that you want to be sure you can remove your message of support in an instant should it ever be convenient to do so. That smells like commitment! If you love our troops so goddamn much then why aren't you pissed that their lives are being thrown away in a war that turned out to be totally pointless? Bush sat in the White House going OOPS I GUESS SADDAM DIDN'T HAVE WMD AFTER ALL LOL, and you ****ing re-elected him? I guess establishing the notion that a president can start a war for no other reason than "I asked the eightball and it said 'yes' " and suffer absolutely no consequences is how you show your support, huh?

Free Tibet - Tibet is never going to be freed! GET OVER IT! It just isn't going to happen. What granola-induced chapter in your hippy history book printed on recycled rice paper gave you the impression that China is a fair and reasonable country? Even assuming you were able to teach the majority of Americans where Tibet even was and what happened to it, and they put pressure on the administration to put pressure on China, what is it going to accomplish? Is China just going to go OOPS, BUSTED LOL and give Tibet back? And the Dalai Lama and all the Buddhists will return and rebuild their theocratic utopia land surrounded by rainbows and hugs and everything will be cool again? China conquered Tibet. They aren't going to give up land they fought to take just because some sandal-wearing blowhards in America who just watched Kundun whine hard enough.

Jesus Fish/Darwin Fish - The Jesus Fish, Darwin Fish thing has gotten completely out of hand. It started with the Jesus Fish. Then some bright soul created the alternative Darwin Fish, with cute little legs. Then it became the Darwin Fish eating the Jesus Fish, implying survival of the fittest. Then, in an empty gesture on the same level as "No, you are!" the Jesus Fish responded by eating the Darwin Fish. Now we've got humping Fish, dead Fish, Truth Fish, Reality Bites Fish, schools of Fish and Fish pissing on one another. Get a ****ing grip! Just use bumper stickers that say "Christian" or "Atheist" so we all know which cars to passive-aggresively tailgate and let's all get to where we're going.

In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned - I hope, hope, hope, hope, hope I'm wrong and there truely is a God and I hope I'm sitting behind one of you freaks in traffic when the Rapture comes, and when it's over and we're both still here I'm going to run up to your car, make the little "roll down your window" motion, and I'm going to PUNCH YOU IN THE ****ING HEAD AND YELL "PWNT, BITCH!" If I were God, I'd leave all you bitches behind for your ****ing ego and hubris. You *******s actually presume to tell God what to do? Maybe he'll take you, maybe he won't. For my part, when I'm roaming the Mad Max-style post-Rapture wasteland I don't want my highways clogged with pussies sobbing behind the wheel of their car because THEIR MINDS JUST GOT ****ING BLOWN!

Kerry/GW Campaign Stickers - The election is over. We know who won. We don't care how you voted. Take it off already.

My Child is an Honor Student at... - Well he sure is a hell of a light brighter than you, at any rate! In a statement that reaches beyond your mere bumper and into society at large: Shut the **** up about your children. Your obnoxious self-aggrandizement pisses us off. Quit trying to make up for your own failures through every miniscule success of your children. Is it enough to just tell little Jimmy he's done a good job and be happy for him? NO! TELL THE WHOLE WORLD! TEACH THAT LITTLE PRICK THAT SUCCESS IS SOMETHING TO BE WAVED ETERNALLY IN THE FACES OF OTHERS! SUCCESS MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOU! Making the Honor Roll in Middle School is nothing more than an assurance that your child isn't mentally retarded. It takes absolutely nothing to get on it. As long as your child isn't so ADD-riddled that he climbs the walls hooting like a gibbon and he's capable of absorbing the occasional new fact he's a cut above the rest. Honor Roll is nothing at that age. Wait until your hellspawn has at least accomplished something REAL before you begin your Paul Revere-esque ride to inform the nation.




- from SPSW -

[iamlegend]

I saw one today that was kinda trippy.

It said I kick puppies...right next to a really pretty RAINBOW!

[rare_breed189]

my dad has one that says my kid can kick your honor students ass

[Mw6wW]

I saw a pretty good one the other day:

"My pet wolf is smarter than your honor student"

[iamlegend]

Wodens says Stoner on board!

[Slash_]

Great post.

[iamlegend]

another one

[c.note]

my fav is the calvin pissin on 'whatever' sticker.

[exbunobooga]

I HATE all those jesus is the ****ing bomb stickers

[Mr Beer]

"Baby on board"

Phew, well before I read that, I was going to run your car off the road in an effort to try and kill you all. Now I've changed my mind, thanks for telling me before I made a terrible mistake. I'll go and run down some handicapped children instead.

[iamlegend]

Originally Posted by exbunobooga

I HATE all those jesus is the ****ing bomb stickers

One of my favorites is No Jesus no peace ..Know Jesus Know Peace

Peace

[1/2man1/2amazin]

the "my child is an honor student at so and so school" is a def hate of mine.

im sure i could pound your kid's face to the ground! then pee on his face...r kelly style

HOLLA

[AccountantGuy]

I hate:

"Dog is my co-pilot"

"My boss is a jewish carpenter"

"Dont' blame me I voted for Kerry"

"Free Mumia"

[ExtremistPullup]

I like the bummer stickers that say


My ferret is smarter then your Honor Student

or

My son fu@ked your Honor Student

[*ShaGGs*]

Originally Posted by tiger20

Support Our Troops - Of course I "support our troops", ****asses. Do you think liberals spit on returning Marines and rough up their families while they're gone?

yes i do.
In australia some military people got bashed by lebonese simply because they were in the military.
In america (isnt reported by the news stations because it would ruin liberals) the recent protestors went to the hospitals that had injured and dieing soldiers in it and held signs saying 'you died for oil' and other abusive remarks.

Yes i believe morons do disrespect troops simply because they're troops.

[*ShaGGs*]

Originally Posted by Mr Beer

"Baby on board"

Phew, well before I read that, I was going to run your car off the road in an effort to try and kill you all. Now I've changed my mind, thanks for telling me before I made a terrible mistake. I'll go and run down some handicapped children instead.

hahaha

[maverick22]

Originally Posted by rare_breed189

my dad has one that says my kid can kick your honor students ass

was your dad referring to you. oh now thats real sad

[*ShaGGs*]

Originally Posted by maverick22

was your dad referring to you. oh now thats real sad

yeah his dads trying to get his son bashed lol.
"YO MY SON CAN KICK YOUR SONS ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!"
"but dad i have the flu, i cant fight..."
"SHUT UP AND FIGHT FOR YOUR FAMILIES HONOR PUSSY!"

[drew_bledsoe]

Originally Posted by c.note

my fav is the calvin pissin on 'whatever' sticker.

i have a red sox calvin pissing on the yankees.

[RangerFranks]

Originally Posted by tiger20

Support Our Troops - Of course I "support our troops", ****asses. Do you think liberals spit on returning Marines and rough up their families while they're gone? Do you think we cheer a little bit ever time we hear about a roadside bomb going off? There are plenty of people who thought the war was a retarded ****ing decision, but nobody holds anything against our soldiers for it! What you really mean is "Support Bush, and support the war" and **** you for weaseling your pet agenda into an obnoxious unrelated catchphrase that impunes my patriotism and my humanity if I don't agree with it.
"Do you support our troops?"
"Um, I'm not quite sure what that means, but I suppose I do."
"So, you agree that Iraq was justified and that Bush is the best president since Jesus?"
"What? I didn't say that!"
"WELL, THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!"

You fvvkbuckets don't even use an adhesive sticker! These are crappy little magnets that you can take off and apply in a second! Wow, you love our troops so much that you want to be sure you can remove your message of support in an instant should it ever be convenient to do so. That smells like commitment! If you love our troops so goddamn much then why aren't you pissed that their lives are being thrown away in a war that turned out to be totally pointless? Bush sat in the White House going OOPS I GUESS SADDAM DIDN'T HAVE WMD AFTER ALL LOL, and you ****ing re-elected him? I guess establishing the notion that a president can start a war for no other reason than "I asked the eightball and it said 'yes' " and suffer absolutely no consequences is how you show your support, huh?

I love it when people talk bad about Bush... Because that's all you can do, he will always get his way. And if he runs for president again, he'll win

And nothing is wrong with the "Support Our Troops" bumper sticker....

I love the fact that I can control your life with my bumper stickers

[MantisShrimp]

The universe is so vast, incomprehensible, expansive, inconceivably complex. God must therefore be an intricate, unknowable, formless being.
Good thing you stuck something on your car. Now you're talking his language.
I mean, a fish is like an automatic "get out of hell free" card.

Also I want one that says "*I* was the honor student, you vicarious dip**** pinto pilot"

[Mr Beer]

"bump"

[two choices]

Originally Posted by RangerFranks

I love it when people talk bad about Bush... Because that's all you can do, he will always get his way. And if he runs for president again, he'll win

I love the fact that I can control your life with my bumper stickers

well, i'm pretty sure that he can't run for re-election due to a little thing called an 'amendment to the constitution'. it was the 22nd. ya know, the whole idea of term limits? remember, he beat gore (don't wanna start a forum war about that whole ordeal), then he beat kerry. yeah, that's two terms. i'm sure he can't run for president again.

check it out for yourself and quit being an idiot. you really should have known before you typed.

[DRU1]

Originally Posted by two choices

well, i'm pretty sure that he can't run for re-election due to a little thing called an 'amendment to the constitution'. it was the 22nd. ya know, the whole idea of term limits? remember, he beat gore (don't wanna start a forum war about that whole ordeal), then he beat kerry. yeah, that's two terms. i'm sure he can't run for president again.

check it out for yourself and quit being an idiot. you really should have known before you typed.

PWNED

[RangerFranks]

Originally Posted by two choices

well, i'm pretty sure that he can't run for re-election due to a little thing called an 'amendment to the constitution'. it was the 22nd. ya know, the whole idea of term limits? remember, he beat gore (don't wanna start a forum war about that whole ordeal), then he beat kerry. yeah, that's two terms. i'm sure he can't run for president again.

check it out for yourself and quit being an idiot. you really should have known before you typed.

By God, if we can go to war without the approval of the UN, we can over look the constitution...... And the fact still is, he would still win

[david135]

I love the one that say... "I love my child even if they aren't a honors student" classic... Terrific... Terrific

[user4165146510]

Real Americans Buy What They Want (as seen on a Toyota)

You're not my type - You just make me horny.

Vegetarians taste better!

[MCJJ]

[BORN2BREED]

"Dont laugh, your daughter is probably in the back" is my all time favorite.
I made this one up, Im sure its already out there somewhere tho.
"If you can read this, I just cut you off"
or "If you can read this, you just got to the finish line"

[Bobby Hill]

I use to have a bumper sticker that said

Your Ass is Grass and I just smoked it!

I took it off cause I did not want to come off too much of a badass.