stereotypes!

gjoe · 09-06-2005, 07:58 AM

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
>>ADMIT:
>>
>>1. Hickies are not attractive.
>>2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
>>3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
>>4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
>>5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
>>6. "Jump out and run", is not in any insurance policies.
>>7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
>>8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
>>statement.
>>9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
>>your
>>family, and isn't a smart word to call your lover in bed. (the
>>thought is gross
>>to the users of the english language)
>>10. Letting your children run wildly through the store or any
>>where is not
>>normal.
>>
>>10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW,! BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
>>ADMIT:
>>
>>1. Elvis is dead.
>>2. Jesus was not white.
>>3. Rap music is here to stay.
>>4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
>>5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
>>6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
>>7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
>>8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson5.
>>9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
>>10. Having your children curse you out in public, or at ALL for
>>that matter,
>>is not normal.
>>
>>10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T
>>ADMIT:
>>
>>1. O.J. DID it.
>>2. Tupac is dead, let it go.
>>3. Teeth should not be decorated in ANY way.
>>4. Weddings should start on time.
>>5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
>>6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
>>7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
>>8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
>>9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
>>10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
>>car.

Ruthless4Life · 09-06-2005, 08:04 AM

I don't seem to understand why many Hispanics name their sons Jesus. It's like saying your son is God.

nitr0x2 · 09-06-2005, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruthless4Life

I don't seem to understand why many Hispanics name their sons Jesus. It's like saying your son is God.

Have you ever thought that Jesus was not the first person to every have that name and not the last. If he was named 'Mike' instead of 'Jesus' should we never name our kids 'Mike' because of it?

Ruthless4Life · 09-06-2005, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by nitr0x2

Have you ever thought that Jesus was not the first person to every have that name and not the last. If he was named 'Mike' instead of 'Jesus' should we never name our kids 'Mike' because of it?

He was not the first to have that name, but he's the only messiah as Christians call it. And the naming of Jesus refers to Jesus Christ as hispanics are prodominately Roman Catholics. And there is only one Jesus Christ.

notorius1 · 09-06-2005, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by gjoe

>>10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
>>car.

nor should they be worth more than what you pay in rent.

LatsMakeTheMan · 09-06-2005, 09:29 AM

lol......I've seen that list before, but it's funny every time.

Good example of how we can all poke fun at each other and have a good laugh

Stinker · 09-06-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by gjoe

>>5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

I know so many girls who need this tatooed on their head.

Hartski · 09-06-2005, 09:39 AM

Funny stuff.

Too bad someone will come in here shouting racism.

Vegan · 09-06-2005, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruthless4Life

I don't seem to understand why many Hispanics name their sons Jesus. It's like saying your son is God.

Maybe because they like the name and they don't believe in the Bible...

LatsMakeTheMan · 09-06-2005, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Stinker

I know so many girls who need this tatooed on their head.

Yea seriously......the bars are overrun by "skinny-fat" girls. That's why those shirts that are tight up top, but kind of fan out around the stomach area, have become so popular.

Hartski · 09-06-2005, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by LatsMakeTheMan

That's why those shirts that are tight up top, but kind of fan out around the stomach area, have become so popular.

I hate those shirts. It makes all the chicks look pregnant. I miss the halter top craze. You know, the ones that look like a handkerchief draped haphazardly over the boobies, with only a shoelace holding it on.

LatsMakeTheMan · 09-06-2005, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Hartski

I hate those shirts. It makes all the chicks look pregnant. I miss the halter top craze. You know, the ones that look like a handkerchief draped haphazardly over the boobies, with only a shoelace holding it on.

Yea really.......I don't like having to worry if the chick I'm talking to is preggars.

Diesel66 · 09-06-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hartski

I hate those shirts. It makes all the chicks look pregnant. I miss the halter top craze. You know, the ones that look like a handkerchief draped haphazardly over the boobies, with only a shoelace holding it on.

or just the waist band from a pair of jeans over the nipples

LatsMakeTheMan · 09-06-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel66

or just the waist band from a pair of jeans over the nipples

I never saw that before.........unfortunately.

Hartski · 09-06-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel66

or just the waist band from a pair of jeans over the nipples

I remember that pic. There is something to be said about hot chicks that blast over the trashy slutty line from time to time.

Flex500 · 09-06-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hartski

I hate those shirts. It makes all the chicks look pregnant. I miss the halter top craze. You know, the ones that look like a handkerchief draped haphazardly over the boobies, with only a shoelace holding it on.

no kidding! even girls with great body's look pregnant in those things!

NuggzTheNinja · 09-06-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hartski

I remember that pic. There is something to be said about hot chicks that blast over the trashy slutty line from time to time.

Something?

Well, I'm assuming your "something" doesn't include "I bet that slut has chlamydia", or "She's got more red on her tang than carrot top has on top of his head".

LatsMakeTheMan · 09-06-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NuggzTheNinja

Something?

Well, I'm assuming your "something" doesn't include "I bet that slut has chlamydia", or "She's got more red on her tang than carrot top has on top of his head".

Thanks man, now whenever I see a hot chick, I'm going to picture carrottop.