Fav movie quotes?

Prestige · 06-05-2005, 03:19 PM

What are your fav. movie quotes? If you can't remember it word for word, go to http://www.imdb.com/ and search for the movie. Then look on the left hand side for "memorable quotes". Here are some of mine.

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f*cking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shi*. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ni**ers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"
~Full Metal Jacket

"Who said that? Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f*cking godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your *******s are sucking buttermilk."
~Full Metal Jacket

"Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pu**y you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
~Full Metal Jacket

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ****. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."
~Good Will Hunting

"You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library."
~Good Will Hunting

"So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and **** on the wall."
~Good Will Hunting

sticklegs · 06-05-2005, 03:47 PM

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Patton 1970

somekid25 · 06-05-2005, 03:57 PM

"i'll be back" - terminater

D. Piddy · 06-05-2005, 03:58 PM

My all time favorite from Scarface:

" Say hello to my little freind...."

Limit Break · 06-05-2005, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sticklegs

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Patton 1970

Ugh! Dad's favorite quote too. Always tells people about it.

BuildUpNow · 06-05-2005, 04:46 PM

"Hasta la vista...BAY-BEE"

stone fox · 06-05-2005, 05:09 PM

"if you re gonna keep talking like a bitch im gonna have to smack you like a bitch"

mr blonde

The-Stig · 06-05-2005, 05:16 PM

"You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your f*cking khakis. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

drewkowsky · 06-05-2005, 05:25 PM

If you're a bird, I'm a bird - The Notebook haha

BigTraps · 06-05-2005, 05:32 PM

Anything in Anchorman...

The-Stig · 06-05-2005, 05:34 PM

^^^^ LOL
"It works 60% of the time, all the time" - From Anchorman.

Ejmre · 06-05-2005, 05:37 PM

I have to return some vidios.........Pat Bateman American Psycho

porcupinetree · 06-05-2005, 05:41 PM

"I even pissed in the punchbowl !"

Wayne Newton in Ford Fairlaigne

Deadhead96 · 06-05-2005, 05:45 PM

**** Pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

Game Over Man, Game OVer!

You believe that daddy? Man walks in a white man comes out talkin' like a ******. You know what I think it's all that black semen been pushed up your ass so much it's going into your brain and comin' out of your ****in mouth.

Sharif-Ali, As long as the Arabs fight Tribe against Tribe will they remain a little people, A Silly People! Greedy, Barbarous and Cruel.

*BOOM* Yo What the ****S Happenin' Man?
-Ohh, I shot Marvin in the face.
-Why the **** You Do that?!
-I didn't mean to man it t'was an accident, car probly went over a bump or sumthin'
-Hey Car didn't hit no mother ****in' bump
-Hey Look man the gun just went off I dunno' why!

How about I Supersize your face, FER FREE!?

Everybody aughtta know, da Poe' always gettin' ****ed over by the rich. Always have, always will.

Don't Do IT! Don't You Do IT! You ****ER! You ****ER! What is this, UHH?!
-Da ****'s your problem Taylor, she's a ****in' gook
-She's a ****ing human being, Man!

S... · 06-05-2005, 05:45 PM

"There is no tomorrow"
-Apollo Creed (Rocky III)

S.

theeeguy · 06-05-2005, 06:36 PM

Gangs of New York
Bill: At my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we are met at this chosen ground, to settle for good and all who holds sway over the five points: us natives, born rightwise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it.
Crowd: Yeah.
Priest Vallon: By the ancient laws of combat, I accept the challenge of the so called "natives." They plague our people at every turn, but from this day out, they shall plague us no more. For let it be known, that the hand that tries to strike us from this land shall be swiftly cut down.

Gladiator
Maximus: [after swiftly dispatching another gladiator] Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
Crowd: Spaniard, Spaniard, Spaniard...

Bad Boys
Mike Lowery: [pointing a flashlight at Marcus' eyes] "Have you ingested X? Look at your pupils.
Marcus Burnett: Look at my pupils? How the hell am I gonna look at my pupils?
[tries to cross his eyes]

KyGunator · 06-05-2005, 06:59 PM

"Earnest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I believe the second part."

-Detective Somerset, Se7en

Sittin On 22_s · 06-05-2005, 07:02 PM

"You never had me, you never had your car!"
Vin Diesal, Fast and the Furious

Bobby Hill · 06-05-2005, 07:10 PM

Cop Land- Jack Rucker

You'r suppose to F*CK em, not open up a Meth Lab

KyGunator · 06-05-2005, 07:11 PM

pulp fiction quotes

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet ****! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET **** on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys ****. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my ****ing business, that's why!

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Vincent: A please would be nice.
The Wolf: What?
Vincent: I said a please would be nice.
The Wolf: Get it straight, gentlemen: I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct that you possess, you'd better do it and do it quick. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.
Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that...
Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me.
The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****ing car.

LatsMakeTheMan · 06-05-2005, 07:17 PM

"YOU DICK!"

-Spicoli, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

KyGunator · 06-05-2005, 07:23 PM

"Dr. Weir: Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse."
Event Horizon

Clive Jones · 06-05-2005, 07:47 PM

yeah so I guess you could say its gettin pretty serious

-Kip

rockhard1 · 06-05-2005, 07:55 PM

"Yesssssssssssssssssssssss!" Kip from Napolean Dynomite
"Your just jealous because I have been chatting online with babes all day." Kip as well.

godemiche · 06-05-2005, 07:59 PM

WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

- Leonardo Dicaprio

sorry, thats the first thing that came to mind

hyndu113 · 06-05-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockhard1

"Your just jealous because I have been chatting online with babes all day."

..."besides, we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter."

draco · 06-05-2005, 08:09 PM

"Give me some sugar baby."
"Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
"Hail to the king baby."
"You ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and ****...and Jack left town."
-Ash, Army of Darkness

King:"Are all men from the future loudmouth braggarts?"
Ash:"Nope...Just me baby...just me."

ibexpiotr · 06-05-2005, 08:16 PM

'I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me.'

rockhard1 · 06-05-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hyndu113

..."besides, we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter."

there you go man, "Hey Napolean, try to hit me"
"What?"
"I said try to hit me"

101101 · 06-05-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tyler-durden

"You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your f*cking khakis. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

I just finished watching that.

I might as well add a quote or two..

Napoleon Dynamite:
"Your mom goes to College." -Kip
"I said see what happens if you try and me." -Kip

Fight Club
"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. I felt like destroying something beautiful."
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."
"If I had a tumor, I would name it Marla. Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you would stop tonguing it, but you can't."

Oh, and that prayer from Boondock saints..
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patri, et fili..spiritus sancti."