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A joke for ya (no homo) (no another joke thread)
A man wakes up after a raging night of drinking at a party. He doesn't remember anything except that he came home, threw up all over the living room the stairway and himself, smashed all the china and glass furniture they had and pissed all over the bathroom floor.
He looks around to find that his wife has gone to work and his suit is laid out clean and ironed near the bed with a note, "breakfast is downstairs, love you darling".
The room is nice, clean and tidy. He goes to the bathroom and then downstairs just to find that everything is clean tidy and fixed, there are absolutely no signs of last nights anarchy.
Downstairs there's a nice breakfast waiting on the table, just as promised, His daughter is already sitting there, eating her cerial. So he asks "what happened last night"
"well" she says "you came home pissed and dirty, threw up all over yourself and the house, waked everyone up. smashed everything in sight..... and pissed mom right off.....
But then she took you to the bathroom to get that dirty cloth of you. and, when she started taking your shirt off it happened...."
"what happened"
"you told her: GET YOUR ****IN HANDS OF ME BITCH, I'm married"
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