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09-13-2007, 04:11 AM
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so I'm 18 dating a 27 year old.
Well I turned 18 a few DAYS ago and before that I met a woman who is a 27 year old nurse, shes single and has her own place and not to mention drives a nice Lincoln Navigator on 24 inch rims, yeah with tv's and all built in to.
Well she likes younger men, and we met at a friends place. She didnt think I was 17 at first but she just said it was sexy that i was younger and im 18 now anyway. But to the point!
You know how theres young girls that go after older men for money and support?
Well Its kinda like that but backwards. And I'm not really gold digging shes doing all the offering
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-She has outrageously good sex with me everyday
-cooks me very good home cooked meals
-lets me live in her brand new house
-shes been buying me tons of things without me even knowing about it in the first place {for instance a universal Olympic weight bench for my birthday}
I just met this woman!! This is the dream life.........................
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09-13-2007, 04:12 AM
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Well done my friend. Well done.
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09-13-2007, 04:12 AM
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i hate you... i hate you so much.
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09-13-2007, 04:12 AM
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I bent my wookie
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Milk it for all you can.
You dont know what tomorrow will bring
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09-13-2007, 04:12 AM
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Watch Me Shine
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Good Work Ashton
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09-13-2007, 04:13 AM
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Born To Roam
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Pics of her or you're lying....
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09-13-2007, 04:16 AM
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*bring bring... bring bring*
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09-13-2007, 04:17 AM
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A wise man washes his hands after he pees.
...A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.
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09-13-2007, 04:18 AM
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Oilfield Trash
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What should you do?
Wear a condom.
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Roll Tide Motherfukker!
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09-13-2007, 04:19 AM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Teen Oak
Pics of her or you're lying....
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why would I make that up? I'm not much of a story teller anyway
but what the hell i got a few she sent me to this computer so hold on
not to bad of a score?
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09-13-2007, 04:20 AM
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She's fat isn't she?
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09-13-2007, 04:20 AM
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throwin' wrenches
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your parents must really, really suck. i feel bad for you because you're too young to have a mature perspective on this.
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09-13-2007, 04:20 AM
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Registered Bruin
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Good job dave man
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09-13-2007, 04:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SecondsOut
your parents must really, really suck. i feel bad for you because you're too young to have a mature perspective on this.
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Dude, shes not 60
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09-13-2007, 04:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SecondsOut
your parents must really, really suck. i feel bad for you because you're too young to have a mature perspective on this.
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Yeah I grew up when I was about 7.
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09-13-2007, 04:25 AM
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Bamp!
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09-13-2007, 04:26 AM
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Keep your whits about you... she could turn into "PSYCHO-BITCH"
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09-13-2007, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by mstenn
Keep your whits about you... she could turn into "PSYCHO-BITCH"
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This is true, I dont know her THAT well but shes just so innocent............and gives good hed.
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09-13-2007, 04:27 AM
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you teh man!!! milk her while you can son!!! repped
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09-13-2007, 04:27 AM
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Born To Roam
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Did she just get a divorce or something? How does a nurse have her own place and a Navigator with 24's and screens in it?
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09-13-2007, 04:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Teen Oak
Did she just get a divorce or something? How does a nurse have her own place and a Navigator with 24's and screens in it?
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Nosey man arent ya mate lol, her father owns an insurance company out here and shes naturally wealthy from him.....nurses dont make bad pay either.
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09-13-2007, 04:29 AM
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I am aware of the irony.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by creampuff17
Well I turned 18 a few DAYS ago and before that I met a woman who is a 27 year old nurse, shes single and has her own place and not to mention drives a nice Lincoln Navigator on 24 inch rims, yeah with tv's and all built in to.
Well she likes younger men, and we met at a friends place. She didnt think I was 17 at first but she just said it was sexy that i was younger and im 18 now anyway. But to the point!
You know how theres young girls that go after older men for money and support?
Well Its kinda like that but backwards. And I'm not really gold digging shes doing all the offering
Points-
-She has outrageously good sex with me everyday
-cooks me very good home cooked meals
-lets me live in her brand new house
-shes been buying me tons of things without me even knowing about it in the first place {for instance a universal Olympic weight bench for my birthday}
I just met this woman!! This is the dream life.........................
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Marry her.
Man Dave Job Good.
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09-13-2007, 04:29 AM
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nurses make pretty good in US, just FYI
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09-13-2007, 04:31 AM
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i banged a 25yr old polish chick i met in a club when i was 16. (ahh good times!)
she wasnt as hot as that though.
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09-13-2007, 04:33 AM
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Born To Roam
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Quote:
Originally Posted by creampuff17
Nosey man arent ya mate lol, her father owns an insurance company out here and shes naturally wealthy from him.....nurses dont make bad pay either.
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Haha, na it's just hard to believe because it's seems too good to be true. Good job dave man.
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09-13-2007, 04:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by againstall0dds
nurses make pretty good in US, just FYI
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That must explain why some of those porn stars I see are so rich... I always see videos of them in nurse uniforms, I guess that is their day job.
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A wise man washes his hands after he pees.
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09-13-2007, 04:35 AM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Teen Oak
Haha, na it's just hard to believe because it's seems too good to be true. Good job dave man.
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Oh its to good to be true actually, lol
ATTENTION
eventually there will be noods of this woman
and probably myself
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09-13-2007, 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by creampuff17
and probably myself
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*backs out of thread veeerrry slowly*
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09-13-2007, 04:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by creampuff17
This is true, I dont know her THAT well but shes just so innocent............and gives good hed.
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thats the only reason you get married
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09-13-2007, 04:39 AM
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Good Work Ashton
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how'd you know my second name :O
lol
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