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Saturday's coffee read
WHAT THE!!!?
A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for vibrators when the clerk said, "Perhaps you might be interested in this one. It's our most realistic model."
The woman said, "You mean it's shaped exactly like a man's penis?"
"No," the clerk replied, "I mean that after five minutes it goes soft for the rest of the night!"
DOCTOR KILLDARE!
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen.
"Doctor," Mr. Spiegel said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet black hair for generations."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"
Spiegel seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
"There you have it!" the doctor Cohen said confidently. "It’s just rust."
KIDS!
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a little rooster, the bus driver said shut up!
Still the boy went on, if my mom was a female elephant and my dad was a male elephant, I would be a little male elephant, the bus driver said shut up!
Still the boy went on if my mom was a female dog and my dad was a male dog, I would be a little male dog.
The bus driver got so mad, and asked: If your mom was a prostitute, and your dad was a ***got, what would you be?
The boy answered: “A bus driver”
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