11 reasons not to date a stripper

ineed$ · 08-31-2007, 08:04 PM

don't make the same mistakes I have.

9 Reasons Not to Date a Stripper . . .

1. STDs

That's right, our old friend the venereal disease. Do you like to piss fire? Get excited when white secretion flows out of your ass? Enjoy having objects inserted into the head of your penis? If you answered yes to these three questions, then a stripper is the girl for you.

2. Strippers are for fun, not relationships

You don't take the cow home from the steakhouse, why would you take a stripper home from the strip club? "Because I was drunk" is the only acceptable answer. Sober up, tell her to take out the garbage, and lock the door behind her.

3. No one wants other guys touching their boobs

F*cking a stripper is like buying a used condom. It is unhygienic, dirty, and if your friends find out you did it, they will never let you have a sip of their Mountain Dew again. Did I mention it's dirty?

4. Strippers are not responsible

Ever seen a rich stripper? Of course not. Even though they make $1,000+ a night, they always seem to need more money. What happens to all that money, you ask? Like the Tootsie Pop question, the world may never know . . .
However, if you said cocaine that is as good a guess as any.

5. Your mom will not be proud

No woman wants to see her son dating a stripper. Go tell your mom you love her and you will never date a stripper. Nothing could make her happier.

6. Issues, issues, issues

Strippers carry more baggage than a 747 headed out of Havana two days before the Marines show up. You like having three little rugrats running around that aren't yours? If you think that's bad, just wait till you meet the five guys who have been pegged as the baby's daddies?

7. Jerry Springer

The single worst show in the world. Ever dream of being a contestant on "Who slept with my girlfriend this week?" Go find yourself a girl who calls herself "Delicious" and your tickets will be paid for.

8. Strippers are stupid

Most strippers didn't finish high school, hence the job showing boobies. A lot of girls will try to fool you with the whole "I'm just working my way through college" thing. Don't be fooled. "College" in stripper terminology means "the next 8-ball of cocaine."

9. It is always nice to be able to say your girl isn't a whore

There are plenty of girls out there who won't show just any random guy their birthday suit for a dollar bill and a smile. Find one of those girls. Save yourself from a life of sharing your woman with every other dude who happens to have a dollar bill.

10. She is a ****in alcholic and druggie

Its not hard to find a decent girl

11. She is a god damn worthless stripper

what the hell where u thinking?

Ma1n3vnt · 08-31-2007, 08:31 PM

hahahaha repped

Govithoy · 08-31-2007, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ma1n3vnt

hahahaha repped

Greys are tasty.

ineed$ · 09-01-2007, 11:25 PM

i added 2..... fukin still mad at my ex....at least she is getting deported. lol

SuicideGripMe · 09-01-2007, 11:33 PM

Umm stripping sure doesent seem like a great profession...but I think you just got stuck with a crap one (if you even did). It depends on the person. Its like saying you should date a rich banker because theyre reliable and have money, while the might be raping kids in their spare time. Dont generalize dude.

ineed$ · 09-02-2007, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SuicideGripMe

Umm stripping sure doesent seem like a great profession...but I think you just got stuck with a crap one (if you even did). It depends on the person. Its like saying you should date a rich banker because theyre reliable and have money, while the might be raping kids in their spare time. Dont generalize dude.

i know a lot of strippers and even had a gf for 8 ****in months of hell.

Best advice is just play around with them. Use a condom. Even better....stay away from strip clubs. Nothing but **** in there.

Dating a stripper is not status symbol. She liked to brag about it to people we meet but I was embrassed.

user1264821321544 · 09-02-2007, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Govithoy

Greys are tasty.

LOL stole my greys xD

ironman1964bc · 09-02-2007, 03:03 AM

Yeah, go screw a nice girl closet whore instead and find out 6 months down the road that she has screwed 10 times more guys than the stripper.

Strippers are uninhibited and don't hide anything. I like them.......of course I wouldn't get serious with any of them.

phateless · 09-02-2007, 03:20 AM

My fwb is a stripper, and she's not like that. She really IS putting herself through college. Most of her friends don't know that's what she does, she keeps it on the DL. She only does private parties, does NOT work at a club. She's responsible and has standards. She's INCREDIBLY f*cking intelligent, too... damn cool chick. I don't want to make her my gf, but she's definitely not your typical skanky stripper.

It's funny, sometimes she'll invite me to parties with a bunch of her friends, and I know every single guy there wants to bang her, but she only wants to bang me. That's pretty f*cking sweet.

Big Hype · 09-02-2007, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by phateless

My fwb is a stripper, and she's not like that. She really IS putting herself through college. Most of her friends don't know that's what she does, she keeps it on the DL. She only does private parties, does NOT work at a club. She's responsible and has standards. She's INCREDIBLY f*cking intelligent, too... damn cool chick. I don't want to make her my gf, but she's definitely not your typical skanky stripper.

It's funny, sometimes she'll invite me to parties with a bunch of her friends, and I know every single guy there wants to bang her, but she only wants to bang me. That's pretty f*cking sweet.

Yes, of course. As always, your girl is ALWAYS the exception.

Allen Iverson · 09-02-2007, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by phateless

I know every single guy there wants to bang her, but she only wants to bang me.

Yes, keep telling yourself that...

Big Hype · 09-02-2007, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Allen Iverson

Yes, keep telling yourself that...

^NOT the real Braindmg

WCC · 09-02-2007, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by phateless

It's funny, sometimes she'll invite me to parties with a bunch of her friends, and I know every single guy there wants to bang her, but she only wants to bang me. That's pretty f*cking sweet.

lol, no way dude.
the first part is believable, but i highly doubt this bit.
she has no commitment to you - you're not even BF/GF. it's normal for FWBs to have sex with other people - that's what distinguishes it from a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.
not to mention that she's a stripper. she gets hit on 20x a night by lots of different guys. so even if she was your girlfriend, it's highly unlikely that you'd be the only guy.
seriously, don't get your hopes up. if you want a monogamous relationship, a stripper is the worst person you could go to.

ineed$ · 09-02-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by phateless

My fwb is a stripper, and she's not like that. She really IS putting herself through college. Most of her friends don't know that's what she does, she keeps it on the DL. She only does private parties, does NOT work at a club. She's responsible and has standards. She's INCREDIBLY f*cking intelligent, too... damn cool chick. I don't want to make her my gf, but she's definitely not your typical skanky stripper.

It's funny, sometimes she'll invite me to parties with a bunch of her friends, and I know every single guy there wants to bang her, but she only wants to bang me. That's pretty f*cking sweet.

yeah dude I used to think like that. Just don't have any anger issues like me or she will end up dead also.....(what was that? lol)

Scarface2883 · 09-02-2007, 03:00 PM

How could someone date a stripper? Their mindset in life is "get man with money....screw man over....get his money any way possible." They only see men as a wallet. They don't actually give a damn about anything but getting men's money. Oh, and maybe drugs.

phateless · 09-02-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WCC

lol, no way dude.
the first part is believable, but i highly doubt this bit.
she has no commitment to you - you're not even BF/GF. it's normal for FWBs to have sex with other people - that's what distinguishes it from a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.
not to mention that she's a stripper. she gets hit on 20x a night by lots of different guys. so even if she was your girlfriend, it's highly unlikely that you'd be the only guy.
seriously, don't get your hopes up. if you want a monogamous relationship, a stripper is the worst person you could go to.

Oh I know. I have no delusions about monogamy, nor do I want it, at least with her. Sometimes I get the feeling she wants more, but then I back off for a while cuz I don't want to lead her on or hurt her. It's funny tho, at these parties, I watch her shoot down guy after guy and turn her attention to me. I don't mind/care if she sleeps with other people, after all, I'm the one who wanted it open.

But she distinctly does not fit the typical stripper profile. Just wanted to share my experiences and remind everyone that there are always exceptions to the rule.

basshead444 · 09-02-2007, 04:01 PM

hey i dated a stripper one time, she was probably a better gf than any of the other girls ive dated i hate to say, then again she was one of the few who werent coke addicts so that might have something to do with it.....

LiftsHeavy31 · 09-02-2007, 04:22 PM

Op is 110% right on! I used to be a bouncer for a strip club. Some of the girls were not people. That is few were what I would actually call evil but I never met a one that did not have some sort of mental psychological problem, usually dating back to some sort of sex abuse or messed up relationship with their dad. At least in my experience anyway. Knew some very attractive ones but never interested in dating not a one, not even for a second.
I would much rather have the church going decent woman who might have a buffallo chick body than have a relationship with a mentally messed up whoring stripper!

parsnip1965 · 09-03-2007, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by phateless

My fwb is a stripper, and she's not like that. She really IS putting herself through college. Most of her friends don't know that's what she does, she keeps it on the DL. She only does private parties, does NOT work at a club. She's responsible and has standards. She's INCREDIBLY f*cking intelligent, too... damn cool chick. I don't want to make her my gf, but she's definitely not your typical skanky stripper.

It's funny, sometimes she'll invite me to parties with a bunch of her friends, and I know every single guy there wants to bang her, but she only wants to bang me. That's pretty f*cking sweet.

Glad somebody spoke up here, strippers are people too, and some are nice, responsible, and intelligent. They're not exactly the majority, but I've known some who fit that description.