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08-29-2007, 11:55 PM
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Banned
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How do I go from looking at a hot girl to getting her in bed with me? (serious)
Lay out the steps players...
1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) ?????????
3) ????????
4)...
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Final) Having sex with the hot girl.
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08-29-2007, 11:56 PM
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#2
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Age: 20
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Buy One
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08-29-2007, 11:56 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Age: 22
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1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) Having sex with the hot girl.
3) Having sex with the hot girl.
4)Having sex with the hot girl.
Final) Having sex with the hot girl.
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08-29-2007, 11:57 PM
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Registered abuser
Join Date: Nov 2003
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just ask all the pimps in the relationship section
rofl.
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"All things are subject to interpretation, but whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Predisposed Islamophobes, see http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=352948341&postcount=474
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08-29-2007, 11:57 PM
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Hello World
Join Date: Aug 2007
Age: 21
Stats: 6'1", 210 lbs
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introduce yourself
make conversation
chloroform her and piitb
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08-29-2007, 11:58 PM
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that's 6
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
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1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) chloroform
3) N/A
4) N/A
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Final) Having sex with the hot girl.
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08-29-2007, 11:58 PM
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#7
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amor fati
Join Date: Jan 2006
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PIITB
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"Modern man is conditioned to expect instant gratification but any success or triumph realized quickly, with only marginal effort is necessarily shallow. Meaningful achievement takes time, hard work, persistence, patience, proper intent and constant self-awareness. The path to such success is punctuated by failure, consolidation and renewed effort. Personal reconstruction is art." - MFT
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08-29-2007, 11:58 PM
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Pagan
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08-29-2007, 11:59 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by brucewhite
Lay out the steps players...
1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) ?????????
3) ????????
4)...
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Final) Having sex with the hot girl.
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08-29-2007, 11:59 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: United States
Age: 25
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1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) You follow her
3) Catch her when she's alone
4) Smack her with a club
Final) Having sex with the hot girl.
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08-29-2007, 11:59 PM
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R U looking at ma pint?
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Kazakhstan or Cyprus and sometimes Scotland
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1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) Rohypnol
3) Drag her home
4) Take off her clothes (this can be difficult when the girl is limp)
Final) Having sex with the hot girl.
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08-30-2007, 12:01 AM
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samok ba!!!
Join Date: Apr 2006
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1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) walk up to her
3) pull out your penor
4) fap fap fap...
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Final) boom head shot !!! protein everywhere !!!
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go here to see how to make your own micro loads or fractional plates:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3032501
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08-30-2007, 12:02 AM
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Rapmaster
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Ginowan, Okinawa, Japan
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1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) You seduce hot girl
3) You take girl to your room
4) You take off her clothes
Final) Having sex with the hot girl.
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08-30-2007, 12:04 AM
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I am aware of the irony.
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Australia
Age: 28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by brucewhite
Lay out the steps players...
1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) ?????????
3) ????????
4)...
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Final) Having sex with the hot girl.
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Women like confidence, but dont get cocky. Also, ever heard of pheromones (bad spelling). The best way to realease these is more sex, soooooo, take one for the team, do the less than average ones. Its a natural primal thing.
Or just buy one, prolly cheaper in the long run (dating, living, divorcing etc).
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The two rules of life, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart.
I'm impressed, and I'm not easily impressed. Oh wow, look, a blue car.
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08-30-2007, 12:05 AM
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I am aware of the irony.
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Australia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by againstall0dds
1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2) You follow her
3) Catch her when she's alone
4) Smack her with a club
Final) Having sex with the hot girl.
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Yeah, but drag em back by the hair, not the legs to your cave or they fill up with sand.
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The two rules of life, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart.
I'm impressed, and I'm not easily impressed. Oh wow, look, a blue car.
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08-30-2007, 01:30 AM
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Lobstar
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Buy a hammer and a bodybag [it might get messy]
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db shoulder press : can get the 115s up
db bench: 125 x 10 x 4.
bulking to 200 even if it kills me.
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08-30-2007, 06:12 AM
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Hectically built knt
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Newcastle, Australia
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2)Chloroform
3)Alibi
4)Chicken wire,bricks, saw, bathtub, sulfuric acid+lye.
Actually step 4 is for after you've done it and you need to melt the limbs and sink the torso in a lake.
If it was me though, I'd just have sex with the mutilated torso.
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Bodybuilding is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other,but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type ****. Bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is.
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08-30-2007, 07:54 AM
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Tig ol bitty fan
Join Date: Jul 2007
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1)girl catches your eye
2)pick her up and put her in your bed
done, she is in the bed with you
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08-31-2007, 09:38 PM
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Diana Ball
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WreckinBall21
1)girl catches your eye
2)pick her up and put her in your bed
done, she is in the bed with you
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1. See girl
2. Show some DHV and get some IOI's
3. Jeleousy
4. Sexy time!
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Resident Audiophile
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08-31-2007, 09:42 PM
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Lets Go Yankees and Jets!
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1) A hot girl catches your eye.
2-4) Use of various date rape drugs
Final) Having sex with the hot girl
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