What will you do when some wannabe comes knocking for your little girl?
Lets say you have a kid and its a girl and shes now 16 and then one night some little punk comes knocking wanting to take her out, what would you do or say?
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He will be getting a very stern talking to... And by talking to he will kno that if he doesn't have her home by the prescribed time and in one piece and not drunk then he will be getting his face kicked in... Oh and before he takes her out he will have to change the oil in my car and polish it and brink me a carton of beer to try and get on my good side.
Lets say you have a kid and its a girl and shes now 16 and then one night some little punk comes knocking wanting to take her out, what would you do or say?
"Here, you can have her, I'm not a pedophile".
Oh wait.
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I'm going to answer the door wearing nothing but a pair of pink lace panties and a brown derby while smoking a corn cob pipe. Then, while she's getting ready, I'll take him downstairs to show him my guns and trophies followed by a short tour of the backyard were a freshly dug shallow grave will be tucked neatly by the oak tree.
first day over at the house, get drunk with the kid, be his best friend, talk about some ****, have him spend the night with my daughter, then the next day when he comes over kick him outta the house and tell him to never come over again.
muther f*cker punked me.
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I wouldn't tell her he's there yet, I'd take em..drive em over to the clinic myself and get em tested. If he's clean, bring em back and let him take her out. I won't be one of those overly aggressive parents but I'll make sure she's safe.
If he's infected..well..thats a whole nother story involving a biochemical suit and a 12. gage shotgun.
You guys have some real distorted views on sex. She is going to have it whether you like it or not. Its also her choice who she decides to go out with. And unless you lock her in a cage and don't let her out of the house there isn't much you can do to stop her going on dates.
If a boy brought home a skank you'd probably be giving him a high five and asking if you could have a three way.
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*Curfew is 10pm. Not 10:01. 10:01 is where I stand on the porch bending solid steel with my bare hands to pass the time.
*You will go to a public setting, not a secluded park. You will not be watching a movie in the basement of his house, nor will you be going to parties.
*You will tell me what the evening will consist of.
****You will treat her like goddamn royalty.
If you fail to meet any of the following rules, or if my angel comes home in any mood other than "excessively happy", we will have the "Mean" conversation.
B.) Take one look and tell him she'll be ready in a couple years. Then close the door.
There is a reason why teens are f*cking at 13-14 yrs old. I'm going to make sure that **** doesn't happen in my family.
*Curfew is 10pm. Not 10:01. 10:01 is where I stand on the porch bending solid steel with my bare hands to pass the time.
*You will go to a public setting, not a secluded park. You will not be watching a movie in the basement of his house, nor will you be going to parties.
*You will tell me what the evening will consist of.
****You will treat her like goddamn royalty.
If you fail to meet any of the following rules, or if my angel comes home in any mood other than "excessively happy", we will have the "Mean" conversation.
B.) Take one look and tell him she'll be ready in a couple years. Then close the door.
There is a reason why teens are f*cking at 13-14 yrs old. I'm going to make sure that **** doesn't happen in my family.
your daughter is going to be fed up with all ur strict rules that when she goes to college....strong piitb. make no mistake. I WILL BE THERE
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i'll probably talk to him a little and get to know what his story is, lay out my expectations but not blatantly, and hope i raised my daughter correctly
and yeah Ellimist you are just going to turn your daughter into a huge whore with restrictions like that
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