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08-26-2007, 10:36 AM
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If someone had just woken up from a 20-year coma.... (serious & non-serious).
what would be the first thing you would tell him/her?
I would say: "The World Trade Center is gone, after being attacked by terrorists". 
Oh, and "Your money ain't worth **** now".
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08-26-2007, 10:37 AM
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Like a boss.
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08-26-2007, 10:37 AM
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go back to sleep
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08-26-2007, 10:37 AM
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I had fun last night 
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08-26-2007, 10:37 AM
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probably that the cold war is over
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08-26-2007, 10:39 AM
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so,what have you been up to these past 20 yrs
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08-26-2007, 10:40 AM
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go back to sleep. everything you do now either causes cancer or global warming.
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08-26-2007, 10:41 AM
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rested?
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08-26-2007, 10:48 AM
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sex is no longer fun but a safety filled task...... Life is harder now, our president is retarded and maury povice still does paternity test., Id go back into that coma if i were you buddy.
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08-26-2007, 10:51 AM
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08-26-2007, 10:52 AM
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i'll show him the 3-5 Star Wars movies that came out since he's been gone
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08-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkar
what would be the first thing you would tell him/her?
I would say: "The World Trade Center is gone, after being attacked by terrorists". |
I really don't think someone that has been passed out for 20 years would care/ know what your talking about
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08-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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Time to change your underwear
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08-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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i wouldnt let them be in a coma that long. after a certain period of time there would be no purpose in life anymore - ESPECIALLY 20 YEARS!!!! Id tell them to pull the plug after about 6 or 7 years because after that its just too long and unrecoverable - it would be hard but IMO neccesary to happiness.
Say your brother/sister/son/daughter woke up out of a coma after 20 years....you would both be unhappy and depressed for the rest of your life. If they died you would be sad but know that you could move on like everyone else does when they loose a loved one. They're always in your memories and its always hurts, but you know its better that it happened that way....
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08-26-2007, 10:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ironmike9110
i wouldnt let them be in a coma that long. after a certain period of time there would be no purpose in life anymore - ESPECIALLY 20 YEARS!!!! Id tell them to pull the plug after about 6 or 7 years because after that its just too long and unrecoverable - it would be hard but IMO neccesary to happiness.
Say your brother/sister/son/daughter woke up out of a coma after 20 years....you would both be unhappy and depressed for the rest of your life. If they died you would be sad but know that you could move on like everyone else does when they loose a loved one. They're always in your memories and its always hurts, but you know its better that it happened that way....
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shut up..
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08-26-2007, 10:57 AM
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shut up..
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ya, what the f*ck is he talking about. why wouldnt you want your family member to recover?
some guy in Poland was in a coma for like 40 yrs. his wife wanted him to wake up the whole time and he finally did
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08-26-2007, 10:58 AM
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your penis/pussy got infected and had to be removed
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08-26-2007, 11:05 AM
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Bootz won Flavor of Love
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08-26-2007, 11:05 AM
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"there is this thing called the misc section"
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08-26-2007, 11:17 AM
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I'd just be like "You should see what girls are wearing these days".
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08-26-2007, 11:19 AM
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Quote:
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Time to change your underwear
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LOL
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08-26-2007, 11:22 AM
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You're 15.
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08-26-2007, 11:24 AM
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Quote:
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I'd just be like "You should see what girls are wearing these days".
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Or not wearing as the case may be.
Probably tell them that two cities that doesn't have ice won the Stanely Cup (yes Canadian)
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08-26-2007, 11:32 AM
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i would imagine something about the internet and porn would come up
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08-26-2007, 11:34 AM
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Quote:
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Time to change your underwear
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lmao.
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08-26-2007, 11:35 AM
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08-26-2007, 11:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ironmike9110
i wouldnt let them be in a coma that long. after a certain period of time there would be no purpose in life anymore - ESPECIALLY 20 YEARS!!!! Id tell them to pull the plug after about 6 or 7 years because after that its just too long and unrecoverable - it would be hard but IMO neccesary to happiness.
Say your brother/sister/son/daughter woke up out of a coma after 20 years....you would both be unhappy and depressed for the rest of your life. If they died you would be sad but know that you could move on like everyone else does when they loose a loved one. They're always in your memories and its always hurts, but you know its better that it happened that way....
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i partly agree with you, they would be completely different people and more importantly you would be a completely different person. i bet its completely different when you're in that situation though
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08-26-2007, 11:39 AM
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08-26-2007, 11:41 AM
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08-26-2007, 11:42 AM
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